For those fortunate enough to have missed it, in his "please warm up to me, America" video, Sanjaya revealed a talent of his which voters may not be aware of: Hula dancing. ....yeah, ...Hula... like they do in Hawaii. ...yeah, Hula!

Ok, so:

Chicks hula dancing = HOT! I think we can all agree on this, especially if young, well-proportioned, physically fit, reasonably attractive and/or not hideously obese, right?

Buuut:
Dudes hula dancing = ....(I can't find the words)... um.. disturbing, problematic, uncomfortable, warped, twisted, and ..oh, I dunno... howbout... just plain WRONG!

All dudes who inadvertently caught a glimpse of this cruel assault on your ocular organs, please, please, please take the knives away from your poor, eternally damaged eyes. I feel your pain, but we can work through this. With uncountable years of therapy and drugs, I'm sure we will one day feel ready to live long, natural, vision-filled lives again. ...maybe.

I thought he was a little ...unusual before, but Holy Herpetic Hamsters, this crossed some kind of road-to-freakdom line for me.

I want the address of every single person who votes for Sanjaya after watching that, so I can personally come to their home and punch them in the nose, one by one. Yes, it will take some time, and it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it.

By the way, did he sing after that? I don't know because I was too busy cleaning up the vomit.

• RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,aquariaqueen, 10:16 AM, 03-07-07
  • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,prosecutor, 10:47 AM, 03-07-07
    • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,agman, 02:48 PM, 03-07-07
      • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,LisaPles, 03:40 PM, 03-07-07
      • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,YankeeDixieDoodle, 05:42 PM, 03-07-07
        • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,agman, 06:21 PM, 03-07-07
• RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,tribephyl, 05:31 PM, 03-07-07
  • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,agman, 08:38 PM, 03-07-07
  • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,okaychatt, 08:57 PM, 03-07-07
    • Yep,moonbaby, 10:19 AM, 03-08-07
    • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,tribephyl, 07:42 PM, 03-08-07
      • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,okaychatt, 09:53 PM, 03-08-07
• So What if he does the Hula?,batts, 06:54 PM, 03-13-07
  • RE: So What if he does the Hula?,agman, 07:30 PM, 03-13-07
    • RE: So What if he does the Hula?,batts, 08:18 PM, 03-13-07
      • RE: So What if he does the Hula?,agman, 08:41 PM, 03-13-07
        • RE: So What if he does the Hula?,batts, 09:08 PM, 03-13-07
  • RE: So What if he does the Hula?,nogwart, 06:13 AM, 03-14-07
    • RE: So What if he does the Hula?,Magnolia_Rocker, 08:50 AM, 03-14-07
    • RE: So What if he does the Hula?,realitytvwatcher, 01:13 PM, 03-14-07
• Sadly...,moonbaby, 12:02 PM, 03-14-07
• RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,notidolhappy, 03:29 PM, 03-15-07
  • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,notidolhappy, 03:35 PM, 03-15-07
    • RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,agman, 05:56 PM, 03-15-07
  • WARNING - notidolhappy,Bebo, 06:31 PM, 03-15-07
• RE: No, he didn't ....did he..? ...WTF!?? HULA??!!!,Alysa, 00:23 AM, 04-16-07

Yep, he got on stage, flashed his pearly whites, I think a voice came out a little bit, but not much. And like Simon, I couldn't get past the "Paula Abdul hair".

O thanks for that I missed what his hidden talent. Oh good grief.

WTF is right! He looked like one of those surfers out of the 70's!!!!!All he was missing were his puka shell neclace and flip flops. When I saw him I was laughing too hard to really hear his preformance. Aloha

Yeah, what a flake! How the h*ll did he end up a finalist??

No puka shells? That greenish choker he wore last night looked like dyed puka shells. I "missed" seeing Sanjaya's hula dance last night. He was already "singing" when I turned the TV on. IMO, hula dancing is just another aspect of his "girlish" persona. I'm glad I "missed" it. His hair weirds me out badly enough. First the curls. The haircut would've been an improvement. If only he'd stopped there. And, left out the highlights.

OOps my bad, I guess I was laughing so hard I didn't notice the neclace......My wife always tells me I'm not observant enough!

Right behind ya' nogwart!

I absolutely don't see why he's so fricken popular. (Or supposedly popular)
And his "antics" last night make me want to slap a bunch of his fans as well, for keeping him in long enough to taint my TV screen.
Perhaps we can lobby to have their phones taken away or something. UGH.

Okay, really I laughed, then sighed, then slowly shook my head. He soooo does not deserve top6 guys.

Well.... to put it in the vernacular of how he dressed last night...The DUDE is still in there cause he's like a grom and even though he doesn't really charge the locals think hes a kook so they feel sorry for him and give him a few waves.
Thats like my best "Surfer dude" talk

Approximate translation. This vocally challenged contestant is still there because he's not that good and even though he can't sing well(IMHO of course)the teenyboppers feel bad and don't want to see him go so they give him votes. aloha

<I absolutely don't see why he's so fricken popular. (Or supposedly popular)

tribe - You do remember that red headed kid from several seasons ago, don't you? Absolutely, positively off key all the time. Horrendous singer. And each week he was back.

I'm having PTSD symptoms over Hula Boy. ACK!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I mentioned that red-headed kid to my sister who was confused (as we all are) about why Sanjaya was still around. I said he's this season's John Stevens

*ugh*shiver* That's the little geeky bespectacled country bumpkin kid...right?
Downright awful. Absolutely dreadful.

Funny thing is I felt that way about ClayAiken as well. (Aside from his pipes, he gave me the heebiejeebies.)

<That's the little geeky bespectacled country bumpkin kid

Nope. You're thinking of Kevin Kovais. This was John Stevens, an off key redhead who was a Sinatra legend in his own mind. HA!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

What's the Big Deal? The last time I checked, it wasn't illegal.

And for the record..... I wouldn't mind seeing more of the guys do the Hula. Well, not all the guys.... I wouldn't want to see Simon Cowell do the Hula.

But why the over-reaction? I say "So What?"

** Batts hula dances in front of everybody. **

And what's with the person who wants to go to the house of anyone who votes for Sanjaya, and punch them in the face? What is THAT? Welcome to the boards, but dearheart.... I'm alerting that post. The last time I checked, threatening violence to people who don't agree with your opinions wasn't allowed.

LAST EDITED ON 03-13-07 AT 07:32 PM (EST)

Hey now that's an idea! Why not have Simon Cowell do the hula? Then the contestants could judge him! All kidding aside, I don't think people were prepared to see him do that and speaking for myself I thought it was funny! I don't think everyone was trying to overreact, I just thought that there were people who found it funny and decided to comment. I do agree, however, that the post about punching Sanjaya's fans was over the top. Peace Out

I had a mini video of Hurley, from Lost doing the Hula, and it was funny as all get out.

Simon doing the Hula? Snort

where did you get that? Now That would be funny...

I can't remember, but it was hilarious. I thought someone here posted it, but it could have been on another message board. I'll look around.

>What's the Big Deal? The last
>time I checked, it wasn't
>illegal.
>
>And for the record..... I wouldn't
>mind seeing more of the
>guys do the Hula. Well,
>not all the guys.... I
>wouldn't want to see Simon
>Cowell do the Hula.
>
>But why the over-reaction? I say
>"So What?"
>
>** Batts hula dances in
>front of everybody. **
>
>And what's with the person who
>wants to go to the
>house of anyone who votes
>for Sanjaya, and punch them
>in the face? What is
>THAT? Welcome to the boards,
>but dearheart.... I'm alerting that
>post. The last time I
>checked, threatening violence to people
>who don't agree with your
>opinions wasn't allowed.
>
>

hmmm... how can I possibly roll my eyes big enough? **futile attempt** ...nope, can't be done.

Yeah, that's right, there was no sarcasm intended there whatsoever. I completely intended to psychically determine the identity of, then magically find the addresses of millions of people, run/fly/skip/jump/teleport over to their houses and inflict violence on their poor widdle nosies, individually, one at a time, for as long as it would take (probably hundreds of years, wouldn't you think?). If they weren't home, I'd wait at their door....knitting or something... until they came home. If they had passed away by the time I reached them, I'd find their next of kin/dog/hamster/fish.

Yeah, that's exactly what I meant....

Jeez!

I have to agree with nogwart here. I talk about "smacking" people all the time on these boards. Doesn't mean I'm running out the door to find them.

A Tribe Original!

>>What's the Big Deal? The last
>>time I checked, it wasn't
>>illegal.
>>
>>And for the record..... I wouldn't
>>mind seeing more of the
>>guys do the Hula. Well,
>>not all the guys.... I
>>wouldn't want to see Simon
>>Cowell do the Hula.
>>
>>But why the over-reaction? I say
>>"So What?"
>>
>>** Batts hula dances in
>>front of everybody. **
>>
>>And what's with the person who
>>wants to go to the
>>house of anyone who votes
>>for Sanjaya, and punch them
>>in the face? What is
>>THAT? Welcome to the boards,
>>but dearheart.... I'm alerting that
>>post. The last time I
>>checked, threatening violence to people
>>who don't agree with your
>>opinions wasn't allowed.
>>
>>
>
>
>hmmm... how can I possibly roll
>my eyes big enough?
>**futile attempt** ...nope, can't be
>done.
>
>Yeah, that's right, there was no
>sarcasm intended there whatsoever.
>I completely intended to psychically
>determine the identity of, then
>magically find the addresses of
>millions of people, run/fly/skip/jump/teleport over
>to their houses and inflict
>violence on their poor widdle
>nosies, individually, one at a
>time, for as long as
>it would take (probably hundreds
>of years, wouldn't you think?).
> If they weren't home,
>I'd wait at their door....knitting
>or something... until they came
>home. If they had
>passed away by the time
>I reached them, I'd find
>their next of kin/dog/hamster/fish.
>
>Yeah, that's exactly what I meant....
>
>
>Jeez!

Wait a minute! You were being sarcastic? You mean I relocated my family, sold my car, cut and dyed my hair for NOTHING! And I didn't even vote for hula boy. I was just scared out of my mind that there would be a mix up or something with the STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL voter information that was easily going to be handed over to you. Thanks a lot!

I think the hula thing was Sanjaya's way of trying to be interesting. He is just so boring! Adorable, yes, but the boy puts me to sleep! Is he drugged? Put a little LIFE into it, be EXCITED! You're on TV, supposedly living a dream-you think that would get him going. *snore*

LAST EDITED ON 03-15-07 AT 03:30 PM (EST)

yES THE fag CAN hula, WITH HIS SISTER NO DOUBT. hE IS THE BIGGEST JOKE SINCE A FART ON A SCHOOL BUS.!!!!!!AMERICA HAS A MAJOR PROBLEM SEEING THEIR PHONE NUMBERS TO VOTE, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICAN IDOL, NOT AMERICAN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>LAST EDITED ON 03-15-07
>AT 03:30 PM (EST)
>
>yES THE fag CAN hula, WITH
>HIS SISTER NO DOUBT.
>hE IS THE BIGGEST JOKE
>SINCE A FART ON A
>SCHOOL BUS.!!!!!!AMERICA HAS A MAJOR
>PROBLEM SEEING THEIR PHONE NUMBERS
>TO VOTE, BECAUSE THIS IS
>AMERICAN IDOL, NOT AMERICAN FAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I FORGOT TO SAY, I TOO VOMITIED AT HIS KAROKE

You know what? I think most people agree that he sucks but, I think you need to relax. You seem to be taking this a bit too seriously. I think your fag and fart comments belong on a different board. Peace Out

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nogwart!!! hahahhaahahah, that post was fantastic!! its been 5 min and im still laughing!! my gosh... ok.. LOL.. i totally agree with you of course!!!

when i saw that i think my jaw dropped to the ground and beyond. that was SO freakin abnormal! of course at that point u may question his sexuality, but i wont do it here cause it serves no purpose. but seriously??? HULA!??

u must be kidding me. and look at him now. still on the show.. not even in the bottom three! totally WEIRD.

now i will be having hula nightmares for the rest of the season. every time i see him now i cant get the hula images outta my mind. he totally freaks me out.

Sanjaya? Freakjaya, yeah.