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"Be The... Pirate Master 1.3"
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"Be The... Pirate Master 1.3" |
*ding*ding* Pirates midship!
It's time to discuss morale.
I hear we've been having lots of complaints?What's that Loupert? JD is mean? Awww...I'm sorry, we'll make sure to fix that right up quick.
Next...? Alexis? What's up? Your arms are sore and you're tired?
Oh.
Well that'll teach you to think again before dragging Kendra around now won't it. Laurel?
*holds hand up*
Wait.
Who's Laurel?
*whispers into MB's ear*
How'd she get on the boat? Has she been here a long time?
Oh.
*refocuses on Laurel*
Sorry, Laurel, you were saying?
This is difficult? No s**t sherlock. Thanks for noticing.
Sheesh. What's that Jupiter? You LOVE being a pirate?!
Yes!! Finally! Did everyone hear what Jupiter just said?
Now stop your beeching and get to stroking my chest! Allrighty then...fine...the Chest of Zanzibar!
Let's take a look inside.
Hmmm, important treasure hidden by semi-important faux-pirate.
Let's pick teams.
Loupert? Good news buddy, you get to be on the winning team. You too Jay. Oh and Alexis, I'm sorry girl, but by walking to the treasure instead of riding in a boat will probably result in your being even more sore and tired. Get a clue. Congrats to Team RED! And Cap'n Azmyth! Wait.
What?
Cap'n Azmyth? I though that was a plant? Carp. You mean we're revealing clues like weeks ahead of time?
So how does that help our....oh nevermind. By the way, what kind of secret tonic have we been soaking the cap'ns hat in lately? English Freakfast? What's with the accent, Cap'n Strangeasfvck?
Tea and crumpets on you, you freaking weirdo. Allrighty, let's get straight to the three "Block Mocks". Hmm..
Laurel. Complains to much. Check.
Alexis. Complains to much. Check.
Cheryl. For Strategic purposes. Huh? Okay. Well, it seems that promising a cat-fight and not delivering along with complaing about dragging the same wet cat around AND complaining about the soreness derived from dragging said wet cat around will indeed spell one's undoing. Oh that and one broken promise. (Good luck with that one Sean.) Alexis. The crew has spoken. Time to cut you free. Alas, I hardly miss thee.
You can call me Daddo.
* Just a reminder that it is best to keep your BeThe siggies in the BeThe threads. Posting in character elsewhere can lead to confusion for our newer boardmembers. Thanks boatloads.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 08:14 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3" |
Contrary to popular belief, I do not cast people to lose. I do, however, occasionally pick a few to see if they hang themselves with their own tongues. Behold the fashion princess, who believes that everyone must conform to her standards or cease to exist -- then forgets just whose runaway she's standing on, at least until the moment it turned out to be a plank. You're either in or you're out, Alexis -- and you're out.I invented that, you know. 
Note to production: did anyone remember to drill that tiny hole in the middle of the raft?
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06-15-07, 10:28 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3" |
*Gets in lawyer mode*Joe Don's a tool *sits down* Girls (Kendra) I'll carry you... Bows *rolls eyes* Oh fer Christian's sake, SHUT UP Joe Don... 
Now I have to go find Sean and Azmyth...I got some swabbin' to do...
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06-15-07, 12:54 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-15-07 AT 12:55 PM (EST)Let's see... the phony English dude that took over my ship hasn't replaced me with that tacky striped flag (yet).
I'll keep me eye on the goings on among those slimy dog deckhands. And bide me time... 
I've been Tribed!
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06-18-07, 08:19 AM (EST)
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24. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3" |
It may be time to pull out a few more of Ben's 'Look at me, everybody! I'm flying under the radar!' moments and place them into the final edit. Production, how much of that footage do we have from the first three episodes?Eighteen hours. Not counting the times he says it in his sleep. Well, at least he's not stripping off his clothes and running around claiming he's invisible.
New identifer for Ben's profession: Bard. Alignment: Awful Stupid.
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06-15-07, 02:31 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3" |
God save the Queen. Tea and crumpets. Oasis is the best band ever, eh? Jolly good show, old chap.Dang, that is all the English lines I can think of. So I will just adapt a cheesy English accent. I am the captain now, harrr harrrr!! Here, I am going to shower you all with gold. Gold...shower. It seems I've made another witty remark. Fancy that, eh mate? Joe Dumb, I wish to thank you immensely for making my path to power easier. Thanks to your money-grubbing ways, the crew will love me until my "accent" annoys them enough to keel haul me. Until then, let's go get some more of Captain Crunch's booty. Sorry about throwing you under the lorrie, Laurel. But you seem to be lazy and have an unfit attitude. Chin up, my deary. Alexis: show some cheer or bugger off. Cheryl: you remind me of a deputy barrister...er solicitor who once tried to throw the book at me for possessing too much medicinal marajuana. So I want you OFF MY SHIP!!! What..a tie? Alexis is still not flashing more cleavage at me gratefully or offering to swab my deck? Well then, be gone, Alexis. Just having big fun bags is not enough to keep you around. Shove off, ya scurvy dog. 
it could've been worse. I could have gone all hip-hop when I put on the captain's cap!
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06-15-07, 09:24 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3" |
the crew will love me until my "accent" annoys them enough to keel haul me.Which according to my Madonnaometer was exactly 2 seconds after you started speaking like a gay fashion designer. It's not funny. It actually cheapens you.
But then so does giving all of your winnings. Sadly, for you, this isn't America's favorite good-guy contest.
It's Pirate Master! Without the requisite backstabbing and pillaging you'll be cut asea faster then you can say Pickadilly.
You can call me Daddo.
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06-16-07, 03:35 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3" |
Oh oops. Sorry about that Joy. I really thought you were already cut adrift.
I'll make sure to have the camera guys focus on you more in the coming week.
Doing my part to completely ignore Nessa.
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06-18-07, 08:25 AM (EST)
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27. "Note to Captain Azmyth" |
While it's a little unusual for me to ackowledge a contestant's mere existence, let alone a request from one, I have decided to entertain your wish and grant your desire. Therefore, as per your spoken hope, all of your personal treasure has been replaced with Crunchberries. Have a nice day.
Make fun of my total lie legend of the sea, will he?
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06-19-07, 04:43 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Be The... Pirate Master 1.3" |
Ahoy! All you scallywags better be addressing me as Mister Jay!
(not of Next top model) Although most of yous remind me of models...Me loves my new Capeetain! Azmyth rocks! Accent or not! Sean me mate, we haven't actually see any grub from you! Waaasss up? But you be the hero of da sabotage you dog! Ye betrayed da vote! I'll be after yer blood next week fer sure! Da lovely's luv ya so's it be hard to get rid of you. Rupert lite: Yer good to me fer now due to yer simple, single minded plans, yer an asset to me crew! My Capn ship's need strong pirates now, I need allainces! BTW, Cameron, ye be too soft tungued of a host, we needs da likes of Johnny Depp or Kieth Richards to bring da ratings up! Hey Mark Burnett be ye payin attention!? I be da blue collar pirate (I bee stealin dubloons from poor unsuspecting car buyers). I told yer sorry a**es before, I be gettin all da loot and I am gettin it! First as da Boatsman and now as Officer I am in command. Me crew of alliances with Kendra, JD, Jupiter, Azmyth gives me strong standin to da end boys, to da end! Aren't I the Captain????
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