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"Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-12-07, 10:10 AM (EST)
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"Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread." |
Let's take a minute and pretend I'm serious.Right now, we've got fourteen 'contestants' on the board (quotes justified). This would normally mean about twelve episodes, but Donald likes to do double-firings with the occasional venture into quading, so we're not going to know what the number is until NBC or our own Webby says something. Right now, I have no idea what the cutoff number is. Of course, the most likely number of summary applicants is 'zero', so it's not really a factor. No previous experience is required to apply for an Apprentice summary. Donald doesn't care if his people have ever conducted actual business: why should we worry about anyone knowing what their keyboard is for? Should a summary actually be volunteered for, the completed results should go up within three days of the episode's airdate. It's a general principles thing. Use of 'She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Hired' -- or optionally, 'Voldemort' -- is not mandatory. But you really should, because at this point, it's just about traditional. At least one person will have the additional burden of dealing with Stephen Baldwin. Approach at your own risk Volunteers? I await with interest what will probably be an echoing silence.
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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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12-12-07, 10:41 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread." |
I would do a summary, but here's the thing - I won't be available to do the first show. So, like, somebody else needs to do that.If there are not enough writers available, I could actually do several episodes. Like, more than one and stuff. I like to include pictures in my summaries. I drew a pony yesterday that looks really cool. Can I include that? Ivanka is HOT! Can I put things in my summary that would expose myself to a lawsuit? Can I expose myself in my summary(ieses)? Donald Trump is HOT HOTTY HOT-HOT!! But not as sexy as George Steinbrenner. The Boss makes me week in the knees. Can I put that in my summary?
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-03-08, 08:14 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: UPDATE!! NEWSFLASH!!! WHATEVER!!!" |
I think it's more a case of where no one cares enough to stop you.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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12-12-07, 11:23 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread." |
You. Actually. Have. To. Watch. The. Show.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-05-08, 04:30 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: sCHECULE?." |
Oh, you mean we're actually doing summaries for this disaster? Gee. And here I thought I'd started the thread as a total joke...'kay, fine. For the few people we've got: Episode #2: Mattben Episode #3: Kircon Episode #4: Snidget After that, we either give up, start repeating, or hope someone new showed up and laid down on the altar. Donald and I are having a tiff right now. Sure, that's it. 'Tiff' is a good word.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-14-08, 09:34 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-17-08 AT 04:20 PM (EST)Let me check the schedule to see if I can get it recorded. I've been watching it live on the little TV the last couple of weeks as they have every show I want to watch on at the same exact time, again. Two options. I can do the summary for 2/21 but do it off the Sat night rebroadcast on Saturday night. Or I can swap 2/21 for 2/28 if that would work?
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kircon 3239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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03-03-08, 04:05 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread." |
LAST EDITED ON 03-03-08 AT 04:13 PM (EST)Here is the final schedule for Apprentice: From NBC Universal Media Village 03/06/08 - #10 Painting By the Numbers 03/13/08 - #11 Celebrity Sandwich 03/20/08 - #12 Going Once, Twice, You're Fired 03/27/08 - #13 Under the Hammer I'm up for the next one #10. Then we each would have one more. I don't mind doing the final. What do you think zipper and snidget?
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