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"Dancing With The Stars #6 Episode #1 East Coast Update Thread."
Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 01:56 PM (EST)
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"Dancing With The Stars #6 Episode #1 East Coast Update Thread." |
Can you provide near-instant mini-summaries of typical Week #1 performances that hedge on the border of nightmare? Are you capable of not only identifying, but sensibly running in terror from crazy bears in the woods? Do you have it in you not to be instantly and terminally offended by cheerful atheism, female contestants who don't take a Size -1, and Police Academy flashback? When confronted with an incomprehensible choice of camera angles which leaves you looking at the floor -- your own -- do you yawn? Then you may be qualified to segcap this series! Please provide multiple written samples of your work tonight when the episode starts, and don't worry about it being perfect on the first try. Samantha's had about a hundred tries by now and none of them have even been remotely passable, so why should you care?Or just comment along as desired, 'cause segcapping isn't for everyone. (It's been known to cause twitches in laboratory rats.) New season. New contestants. New trainers. New heights of verbal ejaculation from Bruno. And new depths reached in the eternal competition between Ms. Harris and Ms. Abdul to see which one can be the least comprehensible. We're live, on -- Dancing With The DAWS: Round Six! And no sigpics. Penn will just make them disappear.
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:09 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Dancing With The Stars #6 Episode #1 East Coast Update Thread." |
I'm here, but as I've said, I'm not seg-capping this season. Hopefully I'll be able to bring some snark every so often.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:11 PM (EST)
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2. "Pro's Group Dance" |
To "Let Me Entertain You"Ow. Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't at least one version of this song belong to Queen? The band, however, seems to be playing a version from the Who, specifically a Tommy version of it....... We're in for a loooooong night.......
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:20 PM (EST)
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3. "They get a free week!" |
There will be no eliminations this week. Everyone will get to dance next week.Men dance today (90 minutes for 6 couples? Major brackage ahead.....) Women dance tomorrow.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:22 PM (EST)
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5. "Penn Gillette and Kym Johnson" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-17-08 AT 07:24 PM (EST)Kym gets to meet Sasquatch Penn at his place. Penn says she's got a big stumbling block to winning it all..... him. Dancing the Cha-Cha (thanks Len!) Song: Tell me one more time?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:42 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Penn Gillette and Kym Johnson" |
Song might be Fool In Love bye Ike and Tina Turner?
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JACSUZWIN 35 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-17-08, 07:53 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Penn & Kym: 16" |
He could be 3-4 inches taller if he danced on his toes like he should, heaven forbid. Poor Kym...she's so likeable.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:37 PM (EST)
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10. "Jason Taylor and Edyta" |
Jason's is a little worried about having to back to mini-camp etc. and getting razzed by his teammates.Edyta's worried about him not appearing macho enough at times, since he's a little shy....... Dancing the Fox Trot Song: (You are My) Pride and Joy?
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JACSUZWIN 35 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-17-08, 07:57 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Jason Taylor and Edyta" |
Could we just say hot,hot,hot!!! I thought he did great. Maybe it's Edyta's year.
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03-17-08, 07:38 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Dancing With The Stars #6 Episode #1 East Coast Update Thread." |
verbal ejaculation OMH - I got to write that one down. I still got 2.5 hours to go.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:46 PM (EST)
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15. "Cristian and Cheryl Burke" |
He's a member of the Chilean Air Force!He's a bit of a ham..... and a wee bit robotic..... Dancing the Cha-Cha Song: WTF? Bang Bang? (It sounds like a Latino version of a Disco song.....) I dunno *takes big gulp*
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:50 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Cristian and Cheryl Burke" |
All I could get was a misheard lyrics site, but it looks like "Bang Bang" is the name of the song.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:51 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Cristian and Cheryl Burke" |
And in the name of the PG-13 barrier, you may want to avoid recapping Bruno's comments for the rest of the night.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:54 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Cristian and Cheryl Burke" |
I'm not even recapping the judgess' dreck.......
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 08:14 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Cristian and Cheryl Burke" |
Be glad I'm posting what I am, miss American Idol hostess..... or your precious Dancing might come closer to looking like Sunday's BB thread..... completely dead.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:53 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Cristian and Cheryl Burke" |
Scores: 7 ~ 7 ~ 7 (slot machine!) For a score of Blackjack/21
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JACSUZWIN 35 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-17-08, 08:02 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Cristian & Cheryl: scores after the break." |
I think he has potential. I think his smile is good....but needs to work on dancing. Good luck Cheryl.
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 07:52 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Dancing With The Stars #6 Episode #1 East Coast Update Thread." |
 hic up!
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 08:06 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Adam Carolla and Julianne" |
Scores: 5 ~ 5 ~ 5 for a total of 15
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 08:13 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Adam Carolla and Julianne" |
I think that's the first time I've seen her begging for votes. She knows she's in trouble.
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JACSUZWIN 35 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-17-08, 08:13 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: Mario and Karina" |
Did a great job. Karina moved pretty well especially for neck surgery. I wonder if it was laser?
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JACSUZWIN 35 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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03-17-08, 08:26 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Steve Guttenberg and Anna" |
I thought he did a good job for a non-dancer type. He has time to practice so I think he will improve. I've never been a big fan if Anna but that may be because she's always gone so early.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 08:29 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Steve Guttenberg and Anna" |
Scores: 6 ~ 6 ~ 6 (Aaack! Sign of the Devil!) for a total of 18.
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Estee 55195 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 08:26 PM (EST)
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42. "Steve & Anna: scores after the break." |
Right now, I think Steve's just happy to be here. It's a Survivor factor playing into DWTS: 'I really came here for the experience!' In Steve's case, it's partially 'I'm on television in something new and people are watching!' with a touch of 'And I get to dance with Anna!' added in. The skills aren't there yet. The enthusiasm is -- but too much happy and too little footwork will have the judges taking you out every time.
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-17-08, 10:29 PM (EST)
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49. "RE: Steve & Anna: scores after the break." |
I got a chill when Steve mentioned his parents 50th. I hope they survive the season.
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03-17-08, 10:07 PM (EST)
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45. "interviews with the women" |
So how scary is it that Monica Seles looks older than Priscilla Presley?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-08, 05:18 AM (EST)
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53. "RE: interviews with the women" |
All I was reminded of when I looked at her was that Jocelyn Wildenstein chick that at least I think actually wants to look like a cat-human hybrid
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03-18-08, 07:58 AM (EST)
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54. "RE: interviews with the women" |
OMH, that link was great. Michael Jackson with facial hair - scary!
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03-18-08, 02:39 PM (EST)
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61. "RE: interviews with the women" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-18-08 AT 02:41 PM (EST)I also want her to kick butt and see the pounds melt away. I hope she is fun and lively and doesn't go into the obnoxious terrian. I have to disagree about Monica, though. She clearly wasn't fitting in, but to me she looked like a serious professional athlete who knows how to compete but doesn't know how to entertain. She looks like she is bringing the exact opposite tool kit to the show than the Broadway gal. (ie. athleticism and charm) Edited to remove siggie, It's dangerous terrain. Take it from one who's been there.
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03-18-08, 08:16 AM (EST)
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55. "Overall Thoughts" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-18-08 AT 08:17 AM (EST)Well, even before the men took the dance floor, it is obvious that the deck is stacked for a woman to win this season. It couldn't be more obvious that they want & hope for a female winner. Not at all surprising, Mario has all the moves and right pedigree to easily learn the moves. Football guy, not surprisingly, also has potential and a very pretty face. Not at all surprising are the clunkers -- personality & 2 left feet: Penn, Adam & Steve. Then there's the "he's Latin so he should have dance in him" Christian. I thought he was hot until I saw his vid clip and dancing. Loved the air force pilot thing, but he does nothing for me. I felt sorry for him, though, as I felt the judges were harsher on him than the others. Just because he's Latin doesn't mean he's a "natural dancer." I couldn't fight the temptation and I was compelled to vote for the funny last night. 3 votes Penn & 3 votes Adam. They are witty and entertaining and I always like to see how people without natural dancing abilities improve with training and drive. I hope they stick it out for a little while to make me laugh. Steve was surprisingly blah. I thought he would be funnier. Mario is a ringer, so he doesn't need my votes and won't get them. I really like football guy & he'll have tons of support. Christian was surprisingly not appealing to me. Bring on the ladies. My early faves are Kristy, Marlee & Shannon. They all look like they will blow away the guys, except I don't know about Priscilla. She looks a bit stiff from all the "enhancements." I'll withhold judgment until I see her vid clip & first dance. Edited to remove sig. Oops!
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03-18-08, 09:28 AM (EST)
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56. "RE: Overall Thoughts" |
Have to agree, at least 99%, and the 1% has temporarily left the building...too early this morning.I, too, was disappointed in Steve G. I actually thought I'd seen him dance in a movie once, and he was exceptionally graceful. I have loved the movies I've seen him in. Last night, he just seemed really nervous and dorky. Happens to the best of us when we get older, especially when we're penned with a group of 20 and 30-somethings! Poor guy. I do hope he lasts longer than some of the clumsier ones. I agree that Penn, and Adam should have at least ONE more week to step it up. So, maybe a woman will really blow it this time. Julianne's popularity may keep Adam around for at least a few more weeks. I think that Cheryl is the reason Wayne stayed as long as he did. In the meantime, my DVR will be working overtime tonight between American Idol and DWTS! How dare they do this to us??? Then what? The cast offs on Wednesday night, along with a few other reality shows? There are only so many things you can record, people!!! Oh well.....
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03-18-08, 09:52 AM (EST)
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58. "RE: Overall Thoughts" |
Not to mention tonight is Big Brother and Biggest Loser!! What to watch?
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Snidget 43862 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-08, 09:58 AM (EST)
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59. "RE: Overall Thoughts" |
Try Thursday night a 9 pm for me.Reaper is back (will end up watching it live on little TV) Why they had to move it to this time...grrrr. Lost is being DVRed Celebrity Apprentice, luckily, gets replayed so it is being ignored until then The biggest problem (usually I can handle the 3 at a time) is that it is the Figure Skating World Championships which is also being DVRed. Luckily it looks like Celeb. App. will be done before CSI starts up again. I can't figure out why they have to put all the shows I like on at the same darn time. Especially when there are plenty of other times where I've got nothing to watch.
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