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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings
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12-12-07, 10:10 AM (EST)
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"Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
Let's take a minute and pretend I'm serious.

Right now, we've got fourteen 'contestants' on the board (quotes justified). This would normally mean about twelve episodes, but Donald likes to do double-firings with the occasional venture into quading, so we're not going to know what the number is until NBC or our own Webby says something. Right now, I have no idea what the cutoff number is. Of course, the most likely number of summary applicants is 'zero', so it's not really a factor.

No previous experience is required to apply for an Apprentice summary. Donald doesn't care if his people have ever conducted actual business: why should we worry about anyone knowing what their keyboard is for?

Should a summary actually be volunteered for, the completed results should go up within three days of the episode's airdate. It's a general principles thing.

Use of 'She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Hired' -- or optionally, 'Voldemort' -- is not mandatory. But you really should, because at this point, it's just about traditional.

At least one person will have the additional burden of dealing with Stephen Baldwin. Approach at your own risk

Volunteers?

I await with interest what will probably be an echoing silence.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... zipperhead 12-12-07 1
   RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... foonermints 12-12-07 3
   UPDATE!! NEWSFLASH!!! WHATEVER!!! zipperhead 12-29-07 6
       RE: UPDATE!! NEWSFLASH!!! WHATEVE... Estee 01-03-08 7
 RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... Snidget 12-12-07 2
   RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... Estee 12-12-07 4
 RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... mattben 12-29-07 5
 RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... kircon 01-03-08 8
 I'll do Trace! jbug 01-04-08 9
 sCHECULE?. mattben 01-05-08 10
   RE: sCHECULE?. Estee 01-05-08 11
       RE: sCHECULE?. mattben 01-06-08 12
 RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... kircon 02-13-08 13
   RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... zipperhead 02-14-08 14
       RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... Snidget 02-14-08 15
 RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary si... kircon 03-03-08 16

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zipperhead 3442 desperate attention whore postings
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12-12-07, 10:41 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
I would do a summary, but here's the thing - I won't be available to do the first show. So, like, somebody else needs to do that.

If there are not enough writers available, I could actually do several episodes. Like, more than one and stuff.

I like to include pictures in my summaries. I drew a pony yesterday that looks really cool. Can I include that?

Ivanka is HOT!

Can I put things in my summary that would expose myself to a lawsuit? Can I expose myself in my summary(ieses)?

Donald Trump is HOT HOTTY HOT-HOT!! But not as sexy as George Steinbrenner. The Boss makes me week in the knees. Can I put that in my summary?

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3. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
I like to include pictures in my summaries. I drew a pony yesterday that looks really cool.

Does your pony need a shirt?

What. Are. YOU. Looking. At?

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12-29-07, 04:09 PM (EST)
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6. "UPDATE!! NEWSFLASH!!! WHATEVER!!!"
I'm not going out of town, so I will be doing the opening.

Like how I just claimed episode 1, as if I'm entitled or something?


A Cyggie siggie!

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7. "RE: UPDATE!! NEWSFLASH!!! WHATEVER!!!"
I think it's more a case of where no one cares enough to stop you.
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12-12-07, 11:19 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
Do I actually have to watch the show?

Or can I base the whole summary on whatever clip they use on "The Soup" that week. I'll even be willing to see what shows up on You Tube.

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4. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
You. Actually. Have. To. Watch. The. Show.
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12-29-07, 12:55 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
You bent my ear to the challenge.

I'll take on some monkey apprentices to do the real work for my summary. One of them should come up with something readable.


As long as they don't steal any sausages.

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01-03-08, 07:56 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
I would be willing to tackle a couple. I need to work on writing shorter summaries.

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01-04-08, 12:07 PM (EST)
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9. "I'll do Trace!"
He's sorta quiet and shy..... hope he sings soon!
Don't know how he's gonna cope with NYC tho! I mean, what if they try to serve him some of the picante sauce made in NYC! instead of the real stuff!

Oh, wait, this is not a "be the" sign up thread?
Summary sign up, you say?

never mind`~~~~~~~~



Agman has me jumping in the cold!

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01-05-08, 03:02 PM (EST)
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10. "sCHECULE?."
eSTEE,ARE you or someone devising a schedule?


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01-05-08, 04:30 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: sCHECULE?."
Oh, you mean we're actually doing summaries for this disaster? Gee. And here I thought I'd started the thread as a total joke...

'kay, fine. For the few people we've got:

Episode #2: Mattben
Episode #3: Kircon
Episode #4: Snidget

After that, we either give up, start repeating, or hope someone new showed up and laid down on the altar.

Donald and I are having a tiff right now. Sure, that's it. 'Tiff' is a good word.

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01-06-08, 10:50 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: sCHECULE?."
No, the real joke was me starting a thread with an idea for a Presidential Primaries game.


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13. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
I'm planning on writing this weeks summary. Feb 14th.

Did you forget Mattben, or are you not writing anymore?

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14. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
I was wondering, too.

Hopefully Snidget will continue the rotation next week and I'm planning on the 2/28 episode.


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15. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
LAST EDITED ON 02-17-08 AT 04:20 PM (EST)

Let me check the schedule to see if I can get it recorded.

I've been watching it live on the little TV the last couple of weeks as they have every show I want to watch on at the same exact time, again.

Two options. I can do the summary for 2/21 but do it off the Sat night rebroadcast on Saturday night.

Or

I can swap 2/21 for 2/28 if that would work?

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03-03-08, 04:05 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Celebrity Apprentice summary sign-up thread."
LAST EDITED ON 03-03-08 AT 04:13 PM (EST)

Here is the final schedule for Apprentice:

From NBC Universal Media Village

03/06/08 - #10 Painting By the Numbers

03/13/08 - #11 Celebrity Sandwich

03/20/08 - #12 Going Once, Twice, You're Fired

03/27/08 - #13 Under the Hammer

I'm up for the next one #10. Then we each would have one more. I don't mind doing the final. What do you think zipper and snidget?

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