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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"	11-19-18, 07:55 PM (EST)
"Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Yep! It's true! I will coordinate. You might not get your present until New Years, but better late than never. May as well Party like it's 1999! Foonermint's Rules: 1. All gifts must be affordable to the sender. Feel free to go into the poorhouse after you pay your credit card bill, later. 2. Send me your name and address. It's nothing that Amazon probably sells on the internet anyway. Makes you feel special, doesn't it? 3. Post here for you likes and dislikes. I used to have a girlfriend who didn't like both chocolate and roses. Needless to say, that affair didn't last. Everyone will receive a present! I'm looking at a slurry of Canadian geese right now on the golf course. No one will know if a few are missing..
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID

RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread jbug 11-20-18 1

   RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread foonermints 11-20-18 2

I'm in jbug 11-20-18 3

   No Address foonermints 12-07-18 22

RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread kidflash212 11-20-18 4

   RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread foonermints 11-20-18 5

       RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread kingfish 11-21-18 6

           RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread foonermints 11-21-18 7

           It Appears foonermints 11-24-18 8

               Ahem.... kingfish 11-26-18 9

               continuing; kingfish 11-26-18 10

                   RE: continuing; foonermints 11-26-18 11

Count me in too! cahaya 11-28-18 12

   Really Want foonermints 11-29-18 13

       RE: Really Want cahaya 11-30-18 14

           RE: Really Want kingfish 12-01-18 15

           No Address foonermints 12-07-18 20

RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread foonermints 12-03-18 16

   Cahaya - *sob* jBug - **sob* foonermints 12-05-18 17

       RE: Cahaya - *sob* jBug - **sob* kingfish 12-05-18 18

           RE: Cahaya - *sob* jBug - **sob* foonermints 12-05-18 19

               RE: Cahaya - *sob* jBug - **sob* cahaya 12-07-18 21

                   RE: Got It! foonermints 12-08-18 23

Cut Off Date 12/14/2018 foonermints 12-08-18 24

RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread Scarlett O Hara 12-10-18 25

RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread foonermints 12-16-18 26

RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread foonermints 12-17-18 27

   RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread kingfish 12-17-18 28

       RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread foonermints 12-19-18 29

           RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread kingfish 12-20-18 30

               RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread foonermints 12-20-18 31

Arrived! cahaya 12-21-18 32

   RE: Arrived! kingfish 12-22-18 33

       Santa’s delivery! cahaya 12-24-18 34

           RE: Santa’s delivery! cahaya 12-31-18 40

Yea...received my SS gift! kingfish 12-29-18 35

   That foonermints 12-30-18 36

       RE: That kingfish 12-30-18 37

           RE: That kingfish 12-30-18 38

               RE: That cahaya 12-31-18 39

                   RE: That kingfish 12-31-18 41

               RE: Good Sleuthing foonermints 12-31-18 42

RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread kingfish 01-10-19 43

RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread foonermints 10-06-19 44

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jbug 17138 desperate attention whore postings
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11-20-18, 00:45 AM (EST)

1. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

So you'll get all the names and addresses via red wavy flag (which never stops waving) and divvy out the names? by same red wavy?

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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11-20-18, 09:07 AM (EST)

2. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Why yes, yes I will!

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jbug 17138 desperate attention whore postings
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11-20-18, 09:55 AM (EST)

3. "I'm in"

I like
chocolate
ladybugs
southwestern design décor
books (I've not read anything by our own Lisa McMann! - hint hint)
I don't eat nuts

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-07-18, 03:30 PM (EST)

22. "No Address"

No Goose.. er, well you know what I mean..

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kidflash212 5034 desperate attention whore postings
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11-20-18, 10:46 AM (EST)

4. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

I feel responsible in some way...

Tribe!

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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11-20-18, 03:20 PM (EST)

5. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Is that like: "Responsible for the sunrise" or more like: "Responsible for whatever happened to Jimmy Hoffa"?

Tribemints© by Tribey
It was a toss-up between him and DB Cooper. Jimmy won.

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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11-21-18, 07:34 PM (EST)

6. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

I understand Jimmy sleeps with the fishes. But I am here to end that rumor.
I think he sleeps with the worms.
Red flag contains secret inside info.
I like fine scotch whiskey. Somehow someone got me going on that stuff. Or fine Tennesse/Kentucky whisky. Or maybe a Shiner brew.
I think your ex was angling for something of a permanent nature. Gemstones. Gold. Like that.

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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11-21-18, 10:03 PM (EST)

7. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Naw, she wants me to pay off her gambling debts.

she needs to sober up and stay away from those Indian Casinos!
_{Hey, come to think of it, I wand a deed to one under the tree! For those who care, my fruitcake is still going strong, 5 years later. Good as new!}

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-18, 09:54 PM (EST)

8. "It Appears"

That if you fell through the planet, you would wind up in The Bay of Bengal. Nasty!

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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11-26-18, 10:44 AM (EST)

9. "Ahem...."

As a member of the underground movement to move holidays around, I declare yesterday to be November Christmas, in commemoration of the day Christ invented ribbed cans for cranberry sauce. A little known but tenacious part of the holiday spirit.
Also little known, January 25 is January Christmas, when Christ sat down around a campfire with Budda and invented moonshine.

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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11-26-18, 02:02 PM (EST)

10. "continuing;"

Febuary 25 is Fruitcake Christmas when it is customary to mail one to a nephew/niece who save them for your grave. It is said that fruitcakes were found in King Tut's tomb.

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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11-26-18, 05:53 PM (EST)

11. "RE: continuing;"

They were. I have part of it in my sock drawer. Like a holy relic - splinter from the True Cross - Virgin's Tears - A Bit of Sheet Metal from The Tin Man - Film of the Original Alien Autopsy - Hair from The Blair Witch - ...

Wow, that Witch really NEEDED Miz Clairol, and those split ends! Scary!

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cahaya 19830 desperate attention whore postings
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11-28-18, 10:40 PM (EST)

12. "Count me in too!"

LAST EDITED ON 11-28-18 AT 10:42 PM (EST)
Red wavy on the way.
What I like... a good book, a keepsake/souvenir of something where you're from, chocolates (dark), anything you think unique to my character (one year, I got a Smurf!).
Spare me the roses and geese, although a golden egg would be kinda cool.

Smurfy snowy holiday present by agman

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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11-29-18, 09:20 PM (EST)

13. "Really Want"

To skip that Goose?
https://www.quora.com/How-much-of-an-income-could-I-get-from-a-goose-that-laid-golden-eggs
~~Quack!~~ Honk!

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cahaya 19830 desperate attention whore postings
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11-30-18, 05:51 PM (EST)

14. "RE: Really Want"

$210 grand per egg per day for $76 mill a year?
You could pay off your ex's gambling debts with that.
Or we could outright buy a town and rename it Foonerville.

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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12-01-18, 06:08 PM (EST)

15. "RE: Really Want"

Just a reminder, it's Foonerville™. Legal niceties are important. I often forget too, considering that I voted for Kingfishville™. Or Moonshineville™. But I'm fine with Foonerville™, fewer problems with the IRS or ATF guys for me that way.

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-07-18, 03:29 PM (EST)

20. "No Address"

No Goose!

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-18, 11:13 PM (EST)

16. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Santa is getting Closer!

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-18, 03:06 PM (EST)

17. "Cahaya - *sob* jBug - **sob*"

Got nothing, no red wavy (well, it always waves). Trust The Foonermint! See your own and you can contact me via my email.
Everybody wants mystery stuff!

Want!

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-18, 04:48 PM (EST)

18. "RE: Cahaya - *sob* jBug - **sob*"

LAST EDITED ON 12-05-18 AT 04:49 PM (EST)
I'm haveing a hard time deciding between the motorcycle, the girl, and the island.
OK, I've decided. The woman. She looks dangerous, and I want to see ALL her tattoos.

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-05-18, 07:11 PM (EST)

19. "RE: Cahaya - *sob* jBug - **sob*"

That was my "want" from 2011. Maybe she has changed?
*small look of wonder"

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cahaya 19830 desperate attention whore postings
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12-07-18, 03:29 PM (EST)

21. "RE: Cahaya - *sob* jBug - **sob*"

Fooner, check your red wavy. I sent one earlier but it seems like it got lost in transit.
As for goodies, I can't promise tattooed supermodels, Harleys, round trip tickets to Delhi, India, or islands in the midst of the Sulu Sea. To be on the safe side, I might even let my DD pick something out.

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-08-18, 04:41 PM (EST)

23. "RE: Got It!"

For the rest of you Rummies, Get busy!

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-08-18, 04:54 PM (EST)

24. "Cut Off Date 12/14/2018"

Hell's Bells! At least some of the Mystery will be easily solved!
You'll get the address of your recipient, and God help you with Ole Smokey..

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Scarlett O Hara 3430 desperate attention whore postings
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12-10-18, 06:48 PM (EST)

25. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Ducking in here to wish you all a most merry Christmas and holiday season! You haven't lost me yet! Happy New Year too!

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-16-18, 04:40 PM (EST)

26. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Assignments are in your Red Wavy. Your Eternal Red Wavy - Forever and Ever.

Handmade by the incredibly talented Syren
Some of us are happy with cheap whisky. _{Well, as long as it keeps the campfire going..}

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-17-18, 11:23 AM (EST)

27. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Plus, I realize that we all may be receiving our package a bit late, but hopefully by New Years! ..oops..

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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12-17-18, 12:46 PM (EST)

28. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

LAST EDITED ON 12-18-18 AT 02:41 PM (EST)
A secret 2019 New Year's baby then.

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-19-18, 02:20 PM (EST)

29. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Yes. Anyone need tickets to the concert? You can stay in my rat-hole whilst recovering from the Champagne.

←click it! You know you want to!
As a favor to guests, We had the Rubber tree "laced" and a comfy pile of compost put out front. Heck! Champagne - you can even have a hot shower the next afternoon when you wake up!

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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12-20-18, 09:11 PM (EST)

30. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

If I can have the swimming pool...?

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-20-18, 10:26 PM (EST)

31. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Obviously you meant "Cee-Ment Pond.
←Click it! You know you want to!
Sheesh! Don't they speakum the Engrish there in Pawtucket?

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cahaya 19830 desperate attention whore postings
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12-21-18, 12:14 PM (EST)

32. "Arrived!"

LAST EDITED ON 12-21-18 AT 12:46 PM (EST)
Someone must think I'm nuts about nuts!
Thank you to the sender. Indeed, DW, DD and I are nuts about nuts.

Smurfy snowy holiday present by agman
My Secret Santa gift is enroute on Santa's sleigh.

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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12-22-18, 11:58 AM (EST)

33. "RE: Arrived!"

Gotta have me some...Pee-con Pie!
http://tinyurl.com/y9rk2ypd

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cahaya 19830 desperate attention whore postings
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12-24-18, 04:45 PM (EST)

34. "Santa’s delivery!"

LAST EDITED ON 12-28-18 AT 01:03 AM (EST)
Secret Santa's delivery has arrived.

Smurfy snowy holiday present by agman
Beware the porch pirates!

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cahaya 19830 desperate attention whore postings
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12-31-18, 02:33 AM (EST)

40. "RE: Santa’s delivery!"

And guessing my Secret Santa...
Deducing from the Louisiana origin of the pecans, I would presume that it's Kingfish.
But wait, wouldn't that mean that fooner is his own Secret Santa? Might that explain why he hasn't revealed his present?

Sherlocked by agman.
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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12-29-18, 02:41 PM (EST)

35. "Yea...received my SS gift!"

Secret Santa came thru.
When I got back from a short trip, there it was, sitting on my doorstep. Unmolested by neighborhood dogs, and unnoticed by neighborhood street gangs and outlaw bikers. It probably arrived on Christmas eve, but being out of town ruined the careful timing SS went to great lengths to achieve. I should have been there.
So, opening the package, I was amazed to find what I was secretly hoping for all along, an box of Styrofoam peanuts. They really are so much fun to play with, static electricity makes them impossible to throwaway, they are more fun that a Lab pup that retrieves everything in the house.

However, my joy was short lived as I dove thru the box. Hidden inside was a wrapped package that gurgled.

Dismissing thoughts of Molotov cocktails, and remembering other delights that go gurgle in the night, I tore thru the wrapping and found a 12 year old bottle of GlenAllachie Single Malt Scotch. Which has even Styrofoam peanuts beat all to heck. Speyside Scotch distilleries are world famous and a favorite of mine, and although this is a new brand, I am all a tingle thinking about it.

Haven't broken the seal yet, this is special stuff, the kind you invite people with impeccable taste, refinement, and manners to sip quietly with over quiet conversation and Styrofoam peanut pong as one becomes slip sloppy drunk.
Thank you SS, this is an especially appreciated gift.

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12-30-18, 12:53 PM (EST)

36. "That"

Would have been perfect for a Porch Pirate..

Handcrafted by RollDdice

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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12-30-18, 01:47 PM (EST)

37. "RE: That"

Hiring Igor to sit in my rocking chair on the front porch with a shotgun across his lap paid off. Of course, if he had known what was in it, they'd been able to steal the shotgun too.

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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12-30-18, 09:07 PM (EST)

38. "RE: That"

BTW, (is it time to guess SSs?) Based on Christmases past, and knowing that Fooner knows my taste in inebrating substances, I would guess that Fooner is my SS. BUT - based on post 34 (above) I'd guess that Cahaya is really My SS. And since the field this year is so limited, I think somehow between the two, I guessed right.

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cahaya 19830 desperate attention whore postings
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12-31-18, 01:48 AM (EST)

39. "RE: That"

You, sir, guessed correctly!

Piracy on the high seas and flying of the Jolly Roger by agman
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of scotch
Drink and the devil be done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of scotch!

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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12-31-18, 10:57 AM (EST)

41. "RE: That"

Thanks C, that was an inspired gift.
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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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12-31-18, 11:48 AM (EST)

42. "RE: Good Sleuthing"

Sure - Guess Away!

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kingfish 20665 desperate attention whore postings
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01-10-19, 11:15 PM (EST)

43. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Check your messages.

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foonermints 14485 desperate attention whore postings
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10-06-19, 09:20 AM (EST)

44. "RE: Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

It might come back around...?

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