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"Well, it finally happened."
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09-17-18, 08:13 PM (EST)
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"Well, it finally happened."
We all got tossed in jail.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Well, it finally happened. foonermints 09-17-18 1
   RE: Well, it finally happened. kingfish 09-18-18 2
       Been Living foonermints 09-18-18 3
           RE: Been Living kingfish 09-18-18 4
               Canned Peaches? foonermints 09-19-18 5
                   RE: Canned Peaches? kingfish 09-20-18 6
                       Best I Can Do.. foonermints 09-20-18 7
                           RE: Best I Can Do.. kingfish 09-20-18 8
                               RE: Best I Can Do.. foonermints 09-20-18 9
 By the Wayside.. foonermints 09-21-18 10
   RE: By the Wayside.. kingfish 09-22-18 11
       RE: By the Wayside.. foonermints 09-24-18 12
           RE: By the Wayside.. kingfish 09-25-18 13
 RE: Well, it finally happened. cahaya 09-26-18 14
   RE: Well, it finally happened. kingfish 10-03-18 15
       RE: Well, it finally happened. cahaya 10-03-18 16
 RE: Well, it finally happened. grit 10-03-18 17
   RE: Well, it finally happened. kingfish 10-04-18 18
       RE: Well, it finally happened. foonermints 10-04-18 19
           Hey! kingfish 11-05-18 20
               Just foonermints 11-07-18 21
 RE: Well, it finally happened. foonermints 10-06-19 22

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foonermints 14481 desperate attention whore postings
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09-17-18, 09:47 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Well, it finally happened."
I'll fund out some money in your commissary account for better food. $$

Not the first time. *sigh* You will never learn!


Cigarettes and cigars are ok. When they take you out to row the cotton fields in a chain gang, the only Hoe I am supporting with my tax dollars is the one you are holding in your hand.

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09-18-18, 11:49 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Well, it finally happened."
Send toilet paper. Mine got stole, and am getting itchy.
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09-18-18, 02:27 PM (EST)
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3. "Been Living"
in The Wilderness. I'll rummage around for a couple small boxes to fill with Pine Cones, make some "Coyote Saddlebags", point one in the general direction and slap it on the rump.


Remember to bury your used pine cones.
Plant a tree.
Foonermints: always green!

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09-18-18, 09:05 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Been Living"
Itchy and scratchy!
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09-19-18, 05:00 PM (EST)
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5. "Canned Peaches?"
You probably need some in your commissary. GIs used to drink them. Probably better than Pruno. Not sure about Carrot Whiskey..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS1vRNi5lUA
(cut and paste.. lazies!)


It's pretty obvious that these two guys have been into their own product pretty heavy.

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09-20-18, 12:25 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Canned Peaches?"
Thanks for the recipe.

But I need to modify the TP request. Make it spiderless TP, if you don't mind.


Itchy and scratchy AND stingy.

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09-20-18, 03:11 PM (EST)
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7. "Best I Can Do.."
It comes with an Obama Chia Pet, for inspiration to get things moving..

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09-20-18, 03:33 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Best I Can Do.."
It works! Too well.

Just pooped my pants.

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09-20-18, 05:43 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Best I Can Do.."
And to think my ex-girlfriend contributed $1000.00 to her campaign.
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09-21-18, 03:16 PM (EST)
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10. "By the Wayside.."
Just WHO got tossed in this mysterious "Jail"?!
Was it really a "Jail" or did you wake up facedown in a Cat Tail Swamp and mistook it for the Grey Bar Hotel by the time you could lift your face out of the goo?


Damm! At least this swamp has internet!
What's the up and download speed in a swamp? Can you get Netflix?

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09-22-18, 01:47 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: By the Wayside.."
From this angle, who could tell?
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09-24-18, 04:01 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: By the Wayside.."
Perhaps the water is hallucinogenic?


Pesky..PESKY mushrooms..

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09-25-18, 07:54 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: By the Wayside.."
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-18 AT 10:52 PM (EST)

Having flashbacks!

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09-26-18, 09:29 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Well, it finally happened."
Well, if you're on best behavior, perhaps they'll allow Helga an occasional half-hour conjugal visit. It may require a bribe from the mayor, but I think that can be arranged.

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10-03-18, 01:41 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Well, it finally happened."
LAST EDITED ON 10-04-18 AT 10:07 AM (EST)

Hey, that bubbler in the fishbowl (you should always expect the unexpected fish) that I keep in my cell looks kinda funny.

Could it be?

Is it?

YES! IT IS!

It is a disguised key!


Now I have the coolest bubbler of all time. Wonder what else I could do with it? I know, turn it over an watch it bubble upside down! I am so smart, I bet even Mayor Fooner wouldn't have thought of that.


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16. "RE: Well, it finally happened."
Here we see the bobbling, babbling, bubbling fish.

*glub glub*

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10-03-18, 08:29 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Well, it finally happened."
Well, I hope you're not counting on me to bail you out.


Handcrafted by RollDdice

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10-04-18, 10:06 AM (EST)
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18. "RE: Well, it finally happened."
I kinda was.

Oh crap.

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10-04-18, 11:52 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Well, it finally happened."
LAST EDITED ON 10-04-18 AT 12:31 PM (EST)

Hillary can help with that.

......................#2 out of 2, that is.................................................Whoo Hoo!..........................#2 out of 2.......................... .................Choo Choo!!!!!!!!!

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20. "Hey!"
Ok, now it's getting ridiculous. I demand a better quality of pine cone.
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21. "Just"
Trust the Cobb!



I'm in Everything!

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22. "RE: Well, it finally happened."
*kick*
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