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"Well, it finally happened."
Posted by kingfish on 09-17-18 at 08:13 PM
We all got tossed in jail.

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"RE: Well, it finally happened."
Posted by foonermints on 09-17-18 at 09:47 PM
I'll fund out some money in your commissary account for better food. $$

Not the first time. *sigh* You will never learn!


Cigarettes and cigars are ok. When they take you out to row the cotton fields in a chain gang, the only Hoe I am supporting with my tax dollars is the one you are holding in your hand.

"RE: Well, it finally happened."
Posted by kingfish on 09-18-18 at 11:49 AM
Send toilet paper. Mine got stole, and am getting itchy.
"Been Living"
Posted by foonermints on 09-18-18 at 02:27 PM
in The Wilderness. I'll rummage around for a couple small boxes to fill with Pine Cones, make some "Coyote Saddlebags", point one in the general direction and slap it on the rump.


Remember to bury your used pine cones.
Plant a tree.
Foonermints: always green!

"RE: Been Living"
Posted by kingfish on 09-18-18 at 09:05 PM
Itchy and scratchy!
"Canned Peaches?"
Posted by foonermints on 09-19-18 at 05:00 PM
You probably need some in your commissary. GIs used to drink them. Probably better than Pruno. Not sure about Carrot Whiskey..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS1vRNi5lUA
(cut and paste.. lazies!)


It's pretty obvious that these two guys have been into their own product pretty heavy.

"RE: Canned Peaches?"
Posted by kingfish on 09-20-18 at 12:25 PM
Thanks for the recipe.

But I need to modify the TP request. Make it spiderless TP, if you don't mind.


Itchy and scratchy AND stingy.

"Best I Can Do.."
Posted by foonermints on 09-20-18 at 03:11 PM
It comes with an Obama Chia Pet, for inspiration to get things moving..

"RE: Best I Can Do.."
Posted by kingfish on 09-20-18 at 03:33 PM
It works! Too well.

Just pooped my pants.

"RE: Best I Can Do.."
Posted by foonermints on 09-20-18 at 05:43 PM
And to think my ex-girlfriend contributed $1000.00 to her campaign.
"By the Wayside.."
Posted by foonermints on 09-21-18 at 03:16 PM
Just WHO got tossed in this mysterious "Jail"?!
Was it really a "Jail" or did you wake up facedown in a Cat Tail Swamp and mistook it for the Grey Bar Hotel by the time you could lift your face out of the goo?


Damm! At least this swamp has internet!
What's the up and download speed in a swamp? Can you get Netflix?

"RE: By the Wayside.."
Posted by kingfish on 09-22-18 at 01:47 PM
From this angle, who could tell?
"RE: By the Wayside.."
Posted by foonermints on 09-24-18 at 04:01 PM
Perhaps the water is hallucinogenic?


Pesky..PESKY mushrooms..

"RE: By the Wayside.."
Posted by kingfish on 09-25-18 at 07:54 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-18 AT 10:52 PM (EST)

Having flashbacks!

"RE: Well, it finally happened."
Posted by cahaya on 09-26-18 at 09:29 PM
Well, if you're on best behavior, perhaps they'll allow Helga an occasional half-hour conjugal visit. It may require a bribe from the mayor, but I think that can be arranged.

"RE: Well, it finally happened."
Posted by kingfish on 10-03-18 at 01:41 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-04-18 AT 10:07 AM (EST)

Hey, that bubbler in the fishbowl (you should always expect the unexpected fish) that I keep in my cell looks kinda funny.

Could it be?

Is it?

YES! IT IS!

It is a disguised key!


Now I have the coolest bubbler of all time. Wonder what else I could do with it? I know, turn it over an watch it bubble upside down! I am so smart, I bet even Mayor Fooner wouldn't have thought of that.


"RE: Well, it finally happened."
Posted by cahaya on 10-03-18 at 03:55 PM
Here we see the bobbling, babbling, bubbling fish.

*glub glub*

"RE: Well, it finally happened."
Posted by grit on 10-03-18 at 08:29 PM
Well, I hope you're not counting on me to bail you out.


Handcrafted by RollDdice

"RE: Well, it finally happened."
Posted by kingfish on 10-04-18 at 10:06 AM
I kinda was.

Oh crap.

"RE: Well, it finally happened."
Posted by foonermints on 10-04-18 at 11:52 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-04-18 AT 12:31 PM (EST)

Hillary can help with that.

......................#2 out of 2, that is.................................................Whoo Hoo!..........................#2 out of 2.......................... .................Choo Choo!!!!!!!!!

"Hey!"
Posted by kingfish on 11-05-18 at 08:50 PM
Ok, now it's getting ridiculous. I demand a better quality of pine cone.
"Just"
Posted by foonermints on 11-07-18 at 12:48 PM
Trust the Cobb!



I'm in Everything!

"RE: Well, it finally happened."
Posted by foonermints on 10-06-19 at 09:16 AM
*kick*