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foonermints 13105 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-02-15, 02:21 AM (EST) "Jesus!" Not to take the Lord's Name in Vain, but I am in a quandry. Handcrafted by RollDdice   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Jesus! kidflash212 05-02-15 1  RE: Jesus! kingfish 05-02-15 2    RE: Jesus! kingfish 05-04-15 3        RE: Jesus! kidflash212 05-04-15 4    RE: Jesus! foonermints 05-12-15 18  RE: Jesus! Molaholic 05-04-15 5    You Need a Scoop dabo 05-04-15 6        RE: You Need a Scoop kingfish 05-05-15 8  RE: Jesus! kingfish 05-05-15 7  is that like a moonbaby 05-05-15 9  Jesus in Nebraska dabo 05-05-15 10    RE: Jesus in Nebraska kingfish 05-06-15 11        RE: Jesus in Nebraska dabo 05-06-15 12    RE: Jesus in Nebraska kidflash212 05-06-15 13        RE: Jesus in Nebraska kingfish 05-06-15 14  RE: Jesus! Dakota 05-09-15 15  Jesus Loves Mary Jane dabo 05-10-15 16    RE: Jesus Loves Mary Jane kingfish 05-10-15 17        RE: Jesus Loves Mary Jane foonermints 05-12-15 19            RE: Jesus Loves Mary Jane kingfish 05-12-15 20                RE: Jesus Loves Mary Jane foonermints 05-12-15 21

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kidflash212 4413 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 05-02-15, 06:14 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Jesus!" Jerry Brown won't let you have any water?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18280 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-02-15, 10:22 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Jesus!" Either it's woman problems, or his mom pulled him out of a demonstration and gave him a beat down.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18280 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-04-15, 09:58 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Jesus!" Or, just possibly, the local moonshiner sacramental wine provider has been busted.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kidflash212 4413 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 05-04-15, 10:14 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Jesus!" Maybe we should collect bail money.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

foonermints 13105 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-12-15, 12:04 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Jesus!" I'm thinking of leaving Sandra for another woman. Leaving Southern California, that I dearly love, and moving to Bend, Oregon, which I do not. Since I did my original post I had a gran mal siezure, needed meds and three stitches in my tongue. What a crazy ##### life. Stress? God! Quitting the military too. How much life does anyone really have left?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 8969 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-04-15, 03:57 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Jesus!" Is there anyone here that knows how to perform a quandryectomy?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 26889 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-04-15, 10:44 PM (EST) 6. "You Need a Scoop" But you must choose wisely.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18280 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-05-15, 08:57 AM (EST) 8. "RE: You Need a Scoop" That first one looks like it what you would need for that occasional "accident" in the swimming pool. The not "Baby Ruth" kind.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18280 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-05-15, 08:55 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Jesus!" Oh, and by the way, my neighbor down the street, Haysus, is looking for you. I think he's angry.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

moonbaby 17114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-05-15, 10:20 AM (EST) 9. "is that like a " quagmire?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 26889 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-05-15, 09:36 PM (EST) 10. "Jesus in Nebraska" http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/nebraska_woman_sues_all_homosexuals_in_federal_court_because_jesus_literally Nebraska woman acting as ambassador for God and Jesus files suit against all homosexuals alias gays alleging that homosexuality is a sin and .. um .. if they don't cut it out wanting their rights and stuff God and Jesus will be forced to do a Sodom and Gomorrah on the United States of America even though they love us. No, really.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18280 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-06-15, 08:57 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Jesus in Nebraska" One of the many harebrained aspects of her submission is that she seems to be arguing both sides of the case. This lady needs zRhelp.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 26889 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-06-15, 12:30 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Jesus in Nebraska" I read the whole thing and felt like the Indian chief in "Frisco Kid" who read the Torah -- did not understand a single word.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kidflash212 4413 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 05-06-15, 12:31 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Jesus in Nebraska" LAST EDITED ON 05-06-15 AT 12:37 PM (EST) Bless her batsheet crazy heart. Better get there early, all the seats will fill up if all of us have to be there.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18280 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-06-15, 04:53 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Jesus in Nebraska" They're going to be dropping the net on her pretty soon, so anyone interested in witnessing the trial will have to get a seat in the community room at the asylum.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Dakota 5738 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-09-15, 02:30 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Jesus!" I read a book on the subject. Seemed like a great guy. Jack Reacher eat your heart out. Agman's Spring Fling '12.2   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

dabo 26889 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-10-15, 01:23 PM (EST) 16. "Jesus Loves Mary Jane" http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2015/05/texas-frees-the-weed-for-jesus-religious-grounds-justify-marijuana-legalization/ Simpson, a tea party Republican, has repeatedly championed what he calls the “Christian case” for the legalization of marijuana. File that under sentences you never in your life expected to read.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18280 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-10-15, 05:45 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Jesus Loves Mary Jane" He probably realized why all those people back then needed all those fishes and loaves. There was probably some wine involved, too. Jesus's first miracle was some killer Canaan Bud. That gave them the dry mouth and the munchies. So he kind of owed it to them.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

foonermints 13105 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-12-15, 12:13 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Jesus Loves Mary Jane" My son just got first options on a dispensary permit in Seattle. I'll have to drum up 70k for him, but it's probably a gold mine. Handcrafted by RollDdice That is zHrelp, btw you moron!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18280 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-12-15, 12:21 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Jesus Loves Mary Jane" Congratulations. I assume that means that all he needs is money? I can't wait for the next Secret Santa season.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

foonermints 13105 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 05-12-15, 12:25 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Jesus Loves Mary Jane" If I live that long. Now I have Colleen yelling at me too. Freaking Women! They did something to me on that saucer 2Patch, I swear they did!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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