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"Dear Canada"
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11-06-13, 09:30 AM (EST)
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"Dear Canada" |
We have done the crack smoking mayor thing. Sure it seems all exotic and exciting at first. But this does not end well. And since when is "I was in a drunken stupor" an acceptable reason for doing crack cocaine or really much of anything. Is it routine or required for your mayors to be so drunk they have no idea what they are doing? Worriedly yours America PS. If drunken stupor is what it takes to create a gov't that can implement its healthcare plan, please send booze.
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Estee 56963 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-13, 11:25 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Dear Canada" |
I actually appreciate the directness here. If an American politician had done the same thing and had it discovered, the typical pattern would look something like this.1. Denial. 2. Attempts to question, corrupt, or destroy the evidence. 3. Try to ruin the careers of everyone who brought the story to light while firing everyone in the government involved with pressing the charges. 4. Invoke massive conspiracy against you, as opposed to the one you're trying to create in the name of getting out of this. 5. Realize there's no way out. 6. Discover Jesus. 7. Tear-filled apology press conference. Bring Jesus. 8. Refuse to resign or check into rehab because no one has that kind of power over you. Besides, you apologized. And you have Jesus, so everything's fine now. 9. Resign and check into rehab. 10. Appear on reality show. 11. Write biography, co-authored by Jesus. 12. Run for mayor of New York City. Frankly, compared to that routine, 'I was drunk' is a relief.
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PepeLePew13 25387 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-13, 11:37 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Dear Canada" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-06-13 AT 11:38 AM (EST)Just linking to my post from yesterday so there's some context... http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID6/38276.shtml#13 Here's an interesting factoid that I just saw this morning: The lead police investigator in the Ford case is an homicide detective, not a Drug Squad investigator. I think you can draw some inferences from that in light of the fact that two of the men pictured with Ford in that infamous photo at the crack house were both gunned down since that photo came out.
ETA - I'm also thinking that it's a pity that Chris Farley is no longer around. He'd be perfect to play Rob Ford in a movie.
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PepeLePew13 25387 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-13, 12:48 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Dear Canada" |
Nah, this type of topic deserved its own thread, so why don't we chop up that lime and make margaritas in a salute to Rob Ford for giving us all entertainment?
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11-14-13, 03:38 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Rob Ford vs Chris Farley, the .gifs" |
Finally catching up, these were hilarious. I should be watched....closely.
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11-06-13, 11:41 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Dear Canada" |
I am torn between responses."All mayors are on Crack. Or "All mayors should be on crack." Or "All mayors are in drunken stupors" (etc.)
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11-06-13, 04:57 PM (EST)
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8. "Iron Sheik vs. Rob Ford" |
LAST EDITED ON 11-06-13 AT 05:27 PM (EST)Yes. Just when you think things couldn't get any crazier... (alert: plenty of profanity in some of the links) The Iron Sheik arrived in Toronto this morning and promptly went into a profane rant about Rob Ford: The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik 17h I land in the Toronto what the {F} the fat {F} mayor name here I want to find him {F} his {rear end} break his back make him humble Reply Retweet Favorite As the day goes on, more bon mots via Twitter...
-------------------------- The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik 3h Rob Ford you have the balls to come to my roast http://www.ticketweb.ca/snl/Search.action?query=iron+sheik ... in the Toronto come so i can beat the {F} out of you -------------------------- The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik 2h Rob Ford I coming now to see you in the city hall. Get ready because I going to break your {F}ing back {F} your {rear end} make you humble -------------------------- The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik 1h Rob Ford i coming for you http://instagram.com/p/gYlUvKnk2H/ -------------------------- The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik 55m {F} you Rob Ford http://instagram.com/p/gYqPKqnk87/ -------------------------- Then a few minutes ago... The Iron Sheik showed up at City Hall because he wanted to fight Rob Ford:
RT @KaleighRogers: The Iron Sheik says he challenges Mayor Ford to a fight. "I want him to know it's not a good thing he did!" #topoli http… 40 minutes ago Reply Retweet Favorite Turns out it's an arm-wrestle challenge, not an actual physical fight... Then there's this exchange between The Sheik and a security guard as transcribed by a reporter on the scene at City Hall: Daniel Dale @ddale8 Running confrontation between city security guard Mike Toolaram and the Iron Sheik. 2:44 PM Daniel Dale @ddale8 A city hall security guard has asked the Iron Sheik to calm down. 2:42 PM TwitterDaniel Dale @ddale8 Sheik: "ROB FORD MISTER ROB FORD." Reporter: "Who are you?" Sheik: "I'm the Iron Sheik, WWE champion." 2:42 PM
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-06-13, 05:22 PM (EST)
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9. "The Gravitational Pull of the Mayor's Crazy" |
is greater than the gravitational pull of his girth.
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PepeLePew13 25387 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-15-13, 11:49 AM (EST)
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21. "RE: The gift that keeps on giving." |
LAST EDITED ON 11-15-13 AT 11:50 AM (EST) Here's the full money quote that was partially edited out of the article you linked to:
“...It says I wanted to eat her p***y and I have never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married and I’ve got more than enough to eat at home,” he said before heading up to council. Way to bring your wife into the picture, Rob. In related news, he said that and other bon mots while in council while wearing a Toronto Argonauts shirt. Later in the day, the Argos released a statement saying how displeased they were to have the mayor wearing their shirt and in not-so-many-words, asked him not to wear the shirt again. Aaaaaand, guess who sent a message to Rob Ford yesterday to offer his support? Yes, Charlie Sheen. Sigh. The three-ring circus is in full bloom!
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11-15-13, 02:00 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: The gift that keeps on giving." |
Wikipedia says:At the end of the campaign there were three major candidates who were included by the media in public opinion polls and mayoral debates: winner Rob Ford, Joe Pantalone, and George Smitherman Pantalone's campaign emphasized continuance of the existing plans of the current administration... Because that always works, usually people get the change bug eventually, so I'll do the same often doesn't work (even if the same is much better than what anyone else has to say). Smitherman's campaign has been criticized for swaying first to the left and then the right. And the only thing worse than more of the same is a flip-flopper? More concerning to me is who or what is going to decide that if they drag Rob Ford to the final tribal council in 2014 they can't lose!
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Estee 56963 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-13, 09:35 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: Dear Canada" |
Hello, Mr. Ford! It's so nice to see you already setting up your next career!
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-19-13, 10:28 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: Dear Canada" |
I think the mayor needs a bit more than his laptop repaired.
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11-19-13, 11:09 AM (EST)
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31. "On the wagon..." |
... with Jesus."You're done with alcohol now?" Mansbridge asked. "Finished," Ford said. "You'll never drink again?" Mansbridge said. "Finished. I've had a come-to-Jesus moment, if you want to call it that." What's finished, again?
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10-27-14, 09:01 PM (EST)
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42. "Election Day" |
Yes, folks... it's Election Day here in Toronto! In this corner, we've got John Tory, career politician and the early front-runner. Over there, we've got Olivia Chow, widow of the late (and much beloved) Jack Layton. And... last, but not least, we've got Doug Ford, brother of the infamous outgoing mayor, Rob Ford. Rob was initially running again, but was diagnosed with cancer a month ago so he dropped out so Doug could carry the Ford Nation torch in the election. Doug has made a mockery of this election by backing out of several debates at the last minute over very minor quibbles and of the 11 key campaign issues, Ford has not made any proposals on 7 of them. Exactly why is he running, again? And? The scary thing is that he's very much in the race to win. As if Toronto needs to be heavily mocked for another four years... At the moment, the live results with plenty of ballots to come in: John Tory - 358,000 votes (37%) Doug Ford - 324,000 votes (33%) Olivia Chow - 221,000 votes (23%) Much too close for my comfort. Stay tuned.
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10-27-14, 09:15 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Election Day" |
And, what of Rob Ford, you say? Sure, he's got cancer and is taking time off to battle it, but he's still running for a seat as councillor. No explaining the stupidity of the locals, but... WARD BY WARD COUNCILLOR RESULTS WARD 2 ETOBICOKE NORTH - COUNCILLOR CANDIDATE VOTES RECEIVED % OF TOTAL FORD, ROB 11,508 58.92 % LAROCQUE, LUKE 2,149 11.00 % DOMISE, ANDRAY 1,610 8.24 % ABUKAR, MUNIRA 1,127 5.77 % CARAVAGGIO, DAVID 756 3.87 % CHAHAL, RANJEET 457 2.34 % PATERSON, GARY 438 2.24 % MALICK, ATAUL 310 1.59 % LAGAKOS, THEO 299 1.53 % CRONKITE, DOUG 269 1.38 % GARCIA, MICHELLE 248 1.27 % ADEOBA, BENN 162 0.83 % SINGH, GEORGE 142 0.73 % BUENO-BRADLEY, EDMUND 57 0.29 % TOTALS 19,532 100% Boy, that's a LOT of people running for one riding.
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