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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-16-03, 11:12 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 09-16-03 AT 11:16 PM (EST)a few questions.... why do they show previews for the next episode (where every person but one is clearly visible) before they show the conclusion of the eviction ceremony? why are Matt's wigger moves and sob fest both poignant and hilarious? why do I find Bryan's xylophone playing, weak chin and man boobs endearing and sexy?
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AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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09-17-03, 09:58 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: why why why" |
"why do they show previews for the next episode (where every person but one is clearly visible) before they show the conclusion of the eviction ceremony?"Because this show is badly put together and Spike TV are so strapped for stuff to advertise that they didn't realize they were ruining the climactic ending of the episode. As for your other questions, you might consider talking that over with your psychiatrist. This show SHOULD have been a great classic. It should have been made into a really solid 2 or even 3 hour, one time show, in which the whole story unfolds. Focus on the funniest things that happened, leave the filler on the cutting room floor. The jokes are already old, and spaced out as they are between stuff that is lame at best, the show is fast becoming boring. "Boring" is the worst thing to happen to a parody. It's trying to get us to care about everyone involved, when the point was to play a huge joke on someone. All I want to know now is what happened at the end. But no, we'll have to drag through more of these lame forced events. Bring on Survivor and that clown Bob in The Bachelor already. This show is done.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-17-03, 10:19 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Disagree" |
hey AMAI, I've got some time scheduled with Dr. Pat later this week - maybe she can help me through this with her puppets! And Fester - hon, you were born to wear the Lord of the Manor robe! I still really enjoy the show too. It's so campy! I thought his wigger routine last night was precious. It was hilarious. And I laughed my ass off once he started to cry. He looked so crestfallen. It's like they took the General out and shot him or something. He is the perfect guy for this – average in every way. Bless his heart. I feel bad for laughing at him, but you know we'd act as ridiculously as he is. I'd probably have bawled too and God knows what I would have come up with for a talent.
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Loree 8616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-17-03, 03:12 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Disagree" |
I kept wondering why Matt would have had those shiny pants along with him. That was the big question to me.
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holli105 6 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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09-17-03, 05:37 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Disagree" |
I don't know - I've seen lots of guys in those pants around the gyms here in Dallas. And I'm assuming they told the contestants they would get them whatever they needed for the competition.. They provide props on all the other reality shows for contests.
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-17-03, 06:18 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Disagree" |
hi holli! I don't see silver lamé pants very often! But the silliness of him all dressed up in them is part of what makes Matt so fun to watch. He's just so affable and willing to accept everything that's going on. Appropos of nothing, Brian pulls out a xylophone and Earl is given a machine gun. There's a hooker as part of an immunity contest, Molly plays on every school girl fantasy known to man (right down to the braids!) and he just goes along with it, never outwardly questioning the sanity or lack thereof of everyone around him That naive quality in him is what makes the show work. You couldn't have a savvy contestant and fool him for a sustained period of time. Most people probably wouldn't go along with all the ridiculous things they are asked to do. But Matt does and it's sweet and funny and horrifying at the same time. He's not stupid, just gullible and easy going and trying very hard to do the right thing (the way he is so careful around Kip). I'm really enjoying it so far.
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ArnoldKumar123 36 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-22-21, 02:32 PM (EST)
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27. "RE: why why why" |
Helo I found Ur Awesom nam AMAI randomly So I am Curious if U hav Books, Games, Internets, Musics, Radios, Stereos, Televisions, Etc in ur Posesion becuz I hav Questions about Vague Events Etc?(~~~~).
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ArnoldKumar123 36 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-22-21, 02:34 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: why why why" |
Helo I found Ur Awesom nam CantStandToLook randomly So I am Curious if U hav Books, Games, Internets, Musics, Radios, Stereos, Televisions, Etc in ur Posesion becuz I hav Questions about Vague Events Etc?(~~~~).
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-17-03, 01:18 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: why why why" |
why do they show previews for the next episode (where every person but one is clearly visible) before they show the conclusion of the eviction ceremony? Oh, I hated that! I was thoroughly enjoying my guilty pleasure when I realized how was all going to end. I did still love Kip's vote. The saddest thing for me was realizing that Scerri Jerri is a better actor than all of the folks on the show. Now picture this scene...We're at a law school, somewhere in America. A young man sits in a chair crying. Schmo: I should have thought this through before I got here. It's not worth it, the money's not worth it. I can't...handle...the...pressure. Fighting for evil (and neat forums) since 2002. Doug Ault's baseball statistics.
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Neffer 109 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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09-17-03, 02:25 PM (EST)
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8. "Law school?" |
Perhaps Schmo should go for a less stressful profession. But what? My ESP is non-functional...
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leverhume 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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09-17-03, 05:20 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: why why why" |
regarding the clip showing all the remaining actors before going to the elimination this was not a screw up or due to a shortage of advertisements. god knows they could have advertised that mullet show again! i think they do it as a hint.
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leverhume 15 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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09-17-03, 05:57 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: why why why" |
the other thing is the future episode summaries have already been released by spike and the show released pics of the three finalists that were printed everywhere i dont think thats mere incompetence
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-17-03, 06:10 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: why why why" |
I don't think Spike is too concerned with keeping the storylines a secret, it's just a cheesey thing to do to your viewer.The producers are obviously fans of the genre - they use music from the Mole and they offer up lots of homages to other shows that reality junkies will enjoy but won't distract the casual viewer too. I think that's great and really clever! Who knows - maybe they release this photo and do the previews early as a hats off to the spoilers out there. TVGuide always has the episode titles early (due to pub. deadlines), and the previews are always what vid cap spoilers use to analyze. I also thought that it would be kind of funny if that picture of the final three isn't the final three at all and there's actually like three more contestants just out of the picture! All of those things would be great inside jokes to the people watching the show. It just is so silly when they show these dramatic, tense moments at the elimination ceremony to build this mock tension and then the very first commercial is a preview of next week's episode with the chick marked for eviction at the center of the clip.
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Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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09-17-03, 10:22 PM (EST)
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"why do I find Bryan's xylophone playing, weak chin and man boobs endearing and sexy?"Remember the thong sequence on Schmo? Did you ever see that Simpson's when Homer puts on a thong and it immediately get sucked up between the cheeks, so he puts on another one, and the same thing happens, and Homer says, "Hope it's goin somewhere good" then Homer shakes his thonged A!ss at a woman on the beach... ....just like Brian did, he shook his A!ss during the thong ceremony. You're either gonna laugh or cry, so you might as well laugh (after you cry).
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-18-03, 07:24 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: why why why not" |
>"why do I find Bryan's xylophone playing, weak chin and man >boobs endearing and sexy?" Well, it actually takes a fair amount of skill to play the xylophone that well. In terms of outright study required, mastery, and performance, it was probably the strongest talent exhibited during the competition. (In terms of 'I don't care how I look, I'm going for the gusto', that would be Matt.) However, I have to confess to waiting patiently for Brian's melody to mutate into 'Those Endearing Young Charms', which is probably why I kept checking the right of the screen for Daffy. (Now why the dynamite didn't go off until the middle of Kip's act, no idea.) Since Brian's one of the staff writers, he's now obviously a man of high, multi-faceted intelligence. Absolutely nothing wrong about being attracted to someone like that. As for the part about gynecomastics with minor challenges in the lower mandible -- hmmm. I think we need to start looking for trends here. How do you feel about Amazing Race hosts? (Pictures Phil in a hot tub while wearing a thong and playing a xylophone. Mistake.)
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ArnoldKumar123 36 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-22-21, 02:28 PM (EST)
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Helo I found Ur Awesom nam Lisapooh randomly So I am Curious if U hav Books, Games, Internets, Musics, Radios, Stereos, Televisions, Etc in ur Posesion becuz I hav Questions about Vague Events Etc?(~~~~).
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ArnoldKumar123 36 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-22-21, 02:29 PM (EST)
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Helo I found Ur Awesom nam Lisapooh randomly So I am Curious if U hav Books, Games, Internets, Musics, Radios, Stereos, Televisions, Etc in ur Posesion becuz I hav Questions about Vague Events Etc?(~~~~).
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