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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Be the Amazing Racer 16.6"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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03-21-10, 11:43 PM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 16.6" |
Hey Greeter! Notice how I'm not throttling you? That's because you aren't pretending to be stuck in a box that's getting smaller and smaller or walking against the wind. If only mimes everywhere would follow your lead and just stand there holding signs wearing stupid makeup, there would be fewer people who hate mimes.Louie and Mike: Team #1 again! I actually can't believe you're the team to beat. Usually the overweight and out-of-shape team is gone by now. Go figure. Carol and Brandy: I'm surprised that you've made it this far, what with all the non-ritzy tasks and only semi-ritzy locales. Steve and Allie: You're turning out to be a strong team, but still really dull. Oh, and you owe us 1500 Euros for the wheel well. Not cheap, those. Jet and Cord: Well, you fell behind and then picked yourselves back up. Driving to Champagne without checking to see where in Champagne you were going wasn't too clever, I'm afraid. Dan and Jordan: At least the pretty girl sent you to a place with the same name as the one you were trying to get to. Oh, that poor receptionist. But we actually planned to have 2 different locations with the same name, so even the locals wouldn't necessarily know the right one. Brent and Caite: You switched tasks twice and still managed to finish ahead of the other semi-famous pretty people team. Now you're the only ones left because... Jeff and Jordan, you're the last team to arrive. I'm sorry you've been eliminated. Kinda. Kind of sorry, but not really. Joan of Arc and Noah's Ark are so unlike each other, I can't even begin to express my disgust that you would confuse them. Have limited amounts of fun in Sequesterville. Bye now. 
Come play! It doesn't matter if you've played before or if you're a complete newbie! All are welcome. Many Racers are still available. If you don't want to post as a Racer, be a cameraperson or a local or that receptionist?
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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings
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03-22-10, 07:58 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 16.6" |
Joan had an ark too? Who knew?
They didn't tell that story in my Sunday School class. No, seriously, they didn't.
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