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"Things Terrence can't do"
Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-08, 07:20 AM (EST)
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"Things Terrence can't do" |
* eat meat * take less than an hour to realize he can't eat meat * keep from emotionally blackmailing someone for more than five minutes * stop crying * be useful * remove the letters 'co' from 'dependency' * hit a NEL * represent an intelligent casting decision * win
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mindy23 1319 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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11-17-08, 11:33 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
He cannot POSSIBLY: fill out an application for TAR truthfully!speak to anyone without intimidating them ever find another human being who will put up with him the way Sarah does (and don't you EVER forget that, DOH DOH BIRD!) do 99% of the tasks be thankful for just BEING and allowing others to put. up. with. him! 
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Breezy 18379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-08, 01:47 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
Well he did do a huge long pause... we were worried that it was a NEL.
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Estee 55194 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-08, 01:58 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
I'm honestly not sure whether Phil's death pause was meant to kill them or us.
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-08, 04:19 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
Phil was either being extremely naughty (bad Phil!) or was desperately trying not to laugh his a$$ off.
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-08, 04:21 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
Terence is a knob of the nth degree. I knew they were going to be in huge trouble when a)he suggested they go for the fast forward b) he made such a big deal at the chicken factory when he thought one of them would have to touch the chickens or eat something. HELLO! it was a road block, only one of you had to do it. What a knob.
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-17-08, 04:23 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
* put a bandaid on a gaping head wound small boo-boo.
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PsychoKitty 678 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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11-17-08, 09:38 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
* squirt water up his nose! * run his hands through bird sh$$$ - no, Sarah can do it!What a flaming freak! All of you have already said it all about this total pansy a$$ - What person goes on the Race with a list of what he WON'T do?!!!! It's for a million dollars! Eat the sheep butt! (Hmmm. . . never in my life did I think I'd type THAT sentence.!) This man is such an incapable train wreck, I hope Sarah has outrun him ONE LAST TIME! Run Sarah Run!!!! (Has anyone seen their exit interview yet?)

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jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-18-08, 10:32 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
The exit interview is up. They still think they're in 'lurve'. I think they are delusional.
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qwertypie 9721 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-18-08, 01:28 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
yeah -- before he met Sarah, he was in a really dark place. No pressure on Sarah.
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Colonel Zoidberg 3645 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge"
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11-20-08, 07:16 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Things Terrence can't do" |
--Figure out that a Fast Forward is probably going to be either scary, gross, or humiliating, and just do the damn Roadblock--Stop whining for long enough for Sarah to change his diaper and powder his butt --Prove that Bruckheimer did anything but copy my casting for his own, only take out half their brains as a deposit --Act like an angry cow --Make a decision quickly in a game that requires doing so - what show did he think he signed up for? The Amazing Snail Adventure? One thing he CAN do to his credit: Outlast Kelly and Christy. The only team dumber than Terence.
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