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"Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by Estee on 11-17-08 at 07:20 AM
* eat meat
* take less than an hour to realize he can't eat meat
* keep from emotionally blackmailing someone for more than five minutes
* stop crying
* be useful
* remove the letters 'co' from 'dependency'
* hit a NEL
* represent an intelligent casting decision
* win
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"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by KeithFan on 11-17-08 at 09:03 AM
*Grow a pair and act like he has a Y chromosome for at least 5 minutes out of the day.


"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by Max Headroom on 11-17-08 at 09:08 AM
* be "held" enough by Sarah
* outrun Sarah in a footrace

"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by kingfish on 11-17-08 at 09:28 AM
Considering the history of the casting choices for this game, Terrance and Sarah were a slam dunk to be picked.

So far as I can see, the only set of cahones this year ironically belong to the guy who took his mother along. The jury's still out on Starr's brother, but IMO Starr has the honor so far.

The Frat Boys act like Frat girls.

"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by Karchita on 11-17-08 at 11:14 AM
Terrence can't be worthy of Sarah.

What is she doing with that loser?

*sigh* Yes, I know the answer. She only seems less sick, but honestly, that girl could do soooo much better.



"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by mindy23 on 11-17-08 at 11:33 AM
He cannot POSSIBLY:
fill out an application for TAR truthfully!

speak to anyone without intimidating them

ever find another human being who will put up with him the way Sarah does (and don't you EVER forget that, DOH DOH BIRD!)

do 99% of the tasks

be thankful for just BEING and allowing others to put. up. with. him!

"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by Breezy on 11-17-08 at 12:45 PM
What the heck was he thinking? The fast forward is at a restaurant, did he think he could pick which foreign delicasy he would eat? He's a fricking vegetarian and they still stay when they see what is placed in front of them? Idiots!

I cheered when Phil told them they were eliminated.


Brokenhearted in green and gold.

"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by Estee on 11-17-08 at 12:57 PM
I really thought this was going to be an NEL, because two left for four teams just didn't make for a lot of drama on the next leg.

Maybe Phil called host's privilege at the last minute.

"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by Breezy on 11-17-08 at 01:47 PM
Well he did do a huge long pause... we were worried that it was a NEL.
"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by Estee on 11-17-08 at 01:58 PM
I'm honestly not sure whether Phil's death pause was meant to kill them or us.
"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by qwertypie on 11-17-08 at 04:19 PM
Phil was either being extremely naughty (bad Phil!) or was desperately trying not to laugh his a$$ off.
"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by qwertypie on 11-17-08 at 04:21 PM
Terence is a knob of the nth degree. I knew they were going to be in huge trouble when
a)he suggested they go for the fast forward
b) he made such a big deal at the chicken factory when he thought one of them would have to touch the chickens or eat something. HELLO! it was a road block, only one of you had to do it.
What a knob.
"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by qwertypie on 11-17-08 at 04:23 PM
* put a bandaid on a gaping head wound small boo-boo.
"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by PsychoKitty on 11-17-08 at 09:38 PM
* squirt water up his nose!
* run his hands through bird sh$$$ - no, Sarah can do it!

What a flaming freak! All of you have already said it all about this total pansy a$$ - What person goes on the Race with a list of what he WON'T do?!!!! It's for a million dollars! Eat the sheep butt! (Hmmm. . . never in my life did I think I'd type THAT sentence.!)

This man is such an incapable train wreck, I hope Sarah has outrun him ONE LAST TIME! Run Sarah Run!!!!

(Has anyone seen their exit interview yet?)


Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
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"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by jbug on 11-18-08 at 10:32 AM
The exit interview is up. They still think they're in 'lurve'.
I think they are delusional.
"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by qwertypie on 11-18-08 at 01:28 PM
yeah -- before he met Sarah, he was in a really dark place. No pressure on Sarah.
"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by mindy23 on 11-19-08 at 09:55 AM
>* squirt water up his nose!
>
>* run his hands through bird
>sh$$$ - no, Sarah can
>do it!
>
>What a flaming freak! All of
>you have already said it
>all about this total pansy
>a$$ - What person goes
>on the Race with a
>list of what he WON'T
>do?!!!! It's for a million
>dollars! Eat the sheep butt!
>(Hmmm. . . never in
>my life did I think
>I'd type THAT sentence.!)
>
>This man is such an incapable
>train wreck, I hope Sarah
>has outrun him ONE LAST
>TIME! Run Sarah Run!!!!
>
>(Has anyone seen their exit interview
>yet?)
>
>
>
>
>Not that I have
>an opinion one way or
>another ;)
>Signature by tribephyl

LOVE IT!!!!! (wish I had said it....)



"RE: Things Terrence can't do"
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 11-20-08 at 07:16 AM
--Figure out that a Fast Forward is probably going to be either scary, gross, or humiliating, and just do the damn Roadblock

--Stop whining for long enough for Sarah to change his diaper and powder his butt

--Prove that Bruckheimer did anything but copy my casting for his own, only take out half their brains as a deposit

--Act like an angry cow

--Make a decision quickly in a game that requires doing so - what show did he think he signed up for? The Amazing Snail Adventure?

One thing he CAN do to his credit: Outlast Kelly and Christy. The only team dumber than Terence.