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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.9"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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11-13-06, 00:14 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.9" |
Ha! Superleg! Not too many of you saw that coming, did you? Since there's no Pit Stop this time, I will mock you all in no particular order. Erwin and Godwin: Lyn and Karlyn don't want to be allied with you anymore. That is, they want you to wait for them so they can jump ahead of you. Obviously, Karlyn will be pissed off if you don't let them do that. You're going to lose if you remain loyal to people who refuse to do anything in return. Stop. It's sad. Really, really sad. Tyler and James: how nice of you to put personal hygiene above getting ahead in the Race. Two blond beauty queens understood the concept better than you did. I don't care how covered in mud you are, it might have been a better strategy to, you know, try to keep as long a lead as possible. Also, way to get lost at the stadium. Rob and Kimberly: Your "alliance" with Tyler and James has only resulted in their lostness rubbing off on you. You got lost on the way to the mine (bonus irony! you were trying to lose the Bama girls and went the wrong way) and you got lost inside the stadium. And Kim, Rob really *does* think you're fat. Dustin and Kandice: What can I say, you're running a hell of a Race. I hope you come in first again, just because I really liked that hug last time. Interesting friendly (sort of) rivalry with the Model boys. Did Tyler steal your moisturiser or what that his own? Lyn and Karlyn: If you keep saying it's a race and everybody wants to win, maybe it will soothe your consciences for being kind of nasty. I mean, you literally stole that taxi from a perfectly nice and polite Finnish person without even saying "Kiitos". You're lucky the Chos aren't so self-centered. 
Administrative Notes:
Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will. New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for. Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), the people waiting in the taxi line, the Finnish cafe owner or whatever. Be creative!
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Cyndimaus 3117 desperate attention whore postings
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11-14-06, 11:41 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.9" |
We miss David and Mary. (he could have helped us in the mine, I'm sure....maybe pushed me up the hill) We saw our babies, Lyn! *sob* 
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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11-14-06, 10:53 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.9" |
I miss David and Mary, too. We could have left them in the dust made it to the end with them.*sob* *sob* Our poor sweet babies! *sob* We are such a shining example of goodness and light to them! 
We put the "pain" in labor pains!
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11-15-06, 01:44 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.9" |
Tarnation! Kint beleeve ah missed my chance to go down in some ole mine! Woulda bin right at home! Go Chos n Bama! Take care of my hat there, Karlyn. How 'bouts me n the ole lady meet up with y'all after that there race. We'll pick y'all up in r new car and take y'all to our r' house and let y'all check owt r new free stuff. We was on thee Viieew don'tcha know and that there Rosie, bless her heart, gave us a bunch of free stuff!
Six-Pack Rules! We's gonna have a ton of prizes amungst us!
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Denalio 903 desperate attention whore postings
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11-15-06, 07:54 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 10.9" |
Wow! I am still in shock over that thar Rosie O'Donnell givin' us a house. Didja see my new pretty hair? I had Delores over in the Booty Shop make it all blonde fer me and since'n she had mixed up some extry mix, we put some on Dave too. Don't he look all Brad Pitt like now?Woo Hooo! We are livin' the movie star life! I thought things couldna get no better from that place they call Loozer Lodge. It was so luxuriating. I hafta admit at first I was confused.
I thought Loozer meant we was gonna be in Loozerana, but I musta misunderstood. Ennyhows, it was so nice. The privvy war darn near as big as our old trailer! But now we gots a brand new house. It jus' goes to show - huggin' people all over the world, them gay ones and them fore-iners speakin that there fore-in languages and all that, really is the best thing to do. 
I larned me so much on this trip! Mostly that there are McDonalds whereever ya go.
P.S. Denalio is sorry she has been away. Her Momma done died and while it was not unexpected, it, of course, was a sitcher-a-shun that she needed to deal with. She asked me to tell y'all she is doin' fine and thanks fer askin'. And then on top o'that, her 'pooter done have a hissy fit too. Still needs some fixin' but so far so go. She's got it up on cinder blocks now.
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