I would have been here sooner but hubby commandeered the computer last night!
1. Just where did Dustin and Kandice & Rob and Kimberly learn their car thieving?
D&K - Comes naturally to them what with all that tiara-stealing, vaseline-stealing, shoe-swapping, dress-sabotaging, spotlight-hogging, etc., that goes on in the pageant world - what's stealing a car?
R&K - When you're as ugly as these two - what's stealing a car?
2. The Cho Brothers offered to “give up 1st place in a heartbeat” in order to save Team Kentucky. So what other ‘offers’ never made it on air?
- At the swim to and from the boat task the previous leg, they offered to hold Bama under water - that's why they waited around
- They offered to crush the blonds under all of those foam mattresses
- They offered to change the cow lip fast forward to the whole cow and cow feces
- They offered Phil a full-body Asian massage
- They offered to distract everybody and take off their shirts
3. Mary apparently learns all of her geography and history via movies (“all I know about Madagascar is from the cartoon”). So where does she learn reading and writing?
Readin' n' writin' ain't a necessary skill to work at McDonalds.
4. Dustin first offers her cabbie €5, then revises it to €20. What other economic mysteries is she yet to master?
The art of Phil - the sugar daddy.
5. How many times will teams run out of gas?
As many times as there are "edited to look like it's a tight race to the mat" clips.
6. Describe the true taste of cow lips.
The taste is pretty nasty. However, it's the experience of eating cow lips that's truly frightening which can only be described as having Peter constantly yelling in your ear, while you're trying your damndest to ingest these bovine appendages, "Hurry up!", "Eat faster!", "Go, Go!", "You can do it, sister!", etc.
7. Be honest now, just how hot was Phil’s little dance with the Native Greeter?
So smokin' hot that I have the inexplicable desire to play a round or two of golf.
8. How many times will teams run out of gas?
See 5 above.
9. So, was he safe?
Only safe after Phil gets his full body massage.
10. How many times will teams run out of gas?
A Seana Halloween Special - Bouncies by IceCat