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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.8"
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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11-06-06, 00:22 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 10.8" |
I am the king of the monkey things! I like to move it move it!*shakes booty* It just wouldn't be TAR if I didn't dance in at least one episode. I'd be dancing with Kandice, but obviously, she can't step on the Mat just yet. How did we all like the Intersection? Twists and surprises, that's TAR! *hulas* And here's Dustin! The Blond(e)s have come in first place again. This time you're getting a Travelocity trip to Hawaii. Lucky you two. Don't you love how we give away trips to people who probably don't want to see an airport again for a long, long time? It's good you two don't need an alliance, because you now have proof that no-one really *wants* to work with you. Here's the part where we point and laugh at Tyler, James, Rob and Kimberly for taking a Fast Forward and still not getting first place. *points* Bwahahahaha! *wipes eyes* Seriously, how stupid do you feel? Especially since you kept going on and on about how long it was going to take the other teams to do both a Detour and a Roadblock. *snort* *snicker* Erwin and Godwin, Lyn and Karlyn will ditch you like yesterday's diapers. The Six Pack is no more. Move on quickly or you'll be gone. Karlyn, you *are* the black angel, huh? Shure. Anyway, now's your and Lyn's chance to break out of the alliance you were never really a part of. David and Mary, I'm really sorry to see you go. You were a lot of fun. I liked your attitude. Have fun with the {whisper} gay people {/whisper} in Sequesterville. 
Administrative Notes:Please keep the game in the game thread or Bebo will come and kick your butt. You know she will. New players are welcome! All the Racers, as well as The Native Greeter, Phil's Golf Equipment, Phil's Turtleneck and Sarah's Leg have been spoken for. Anyone may post as a camera or sound person (see sign-up thread for sigs, if you like), the cow lip vendor, the cows or whatever. Be creative!
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Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings
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11-06-06, 00:47 AM (EST)
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{pant pant pant}Wel {pant} come to Mada {pant pant} gascar. Please {pant pant} excuse me, I'm {pant pant} all out of breath after the dance {pant pant} with Phil. {pant pant}
I'm so glad to see the girls win. And such a wonderful prize -- a huge hug from Phil. (And btw, did you see him hoofing it? Fred Astaire, eat your heart out!) I must also say that the Fast Forward teams are lucky. In the original production meetings, we talked about some other part of the cow... Cho Brothers -- a small news flash -- baseball season is over, and besides, we don't play that in Madagascar. Not even in the cartoon version. Lyn, Karlyn ... while you may be experts in giving birth, you certainly have a lot to learn about finding addresses. And stamp vendors, and taxis with gas. David and Mary, your kids will be proud of you. You've proven that anybody can make their mark on the world. Finish last three times, but you still have the courage to ... oh fuggitaboutit, the music's starting again! 
Not only Ubiquitous, but Superfluous too!
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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11-06-06, 01:06 AM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 11-06-06 AT 01:07 AM (EST)Hey, you shouldn't be surprised by our taxicabs constantly running out of gas. Gas isn't exactly our middle name, you know. Oh, wait . . . Every Gas Station Owner In MadaGAScar ETF spelling
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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11-07-06, 10:09 PM (EST)
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Our children will be so proud of us for being in this labor-intensive race. I can't wait to see the new little gnomelet I will have at the end!I am SO glad we did not have to team up with those blonde chicks. They have no idea what it is like to be in labor. 
We put the "pain" in labor pains!
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So you got screwed Kentucky. But hey we came in first again.
