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"E2 Vidcaps"
SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-01, 12:25 PM (EST)
 
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"E2 Vidcaps" |
Sorry these are so late in coming. After my work on E1, my lifelong dream came true and I was hired on to produce the previews for Shakesvivor. Unfortunatly, my new boss (damned clown) has still not gotten me the script he wanted to use for this week's preview. Therefore, I'm gonna have to throw something together using the footage I have (damned clown). It's entirely possible that any or all of this footage wound up on the cutting room floor and won't appear in E2. But I'm on a deadline here, so I've gotta run with I've got (damned clown). Anyhoo...VOICEOVER: On the next Shakesvivor...
Editor's Note: this next shot is never referenced in the script and only appears for 1/24th of a second. Kudos to any and all who can ascertain its significance.
VOICEOVER: A challenge brings sweet rewards to one of the tribes. But how will one one of the survivors enjoy it? And how will his tribemates react?
VOICEOVER: A horrible accident will forever change the game.
OUTFRONTGIRL (off-camera): OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!
DALTON (off-camera): Why can't you just say "Oh, my God" like a normal human being? Enough with this "oh em gee" crap.
VOICEOVER: And not everyone is upset.
VAMPKIRA: At last, the blood begins to flow! Ahahahahahaha!
VOICEOVER: Is that a wrap? I gotta take a dump. All on the next... Shakesvivor!
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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05-31-01, 12:36 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: E2 Vidcaps" |
Damn! Too bad my contract prevents me from commenting..........
*bites lip....draws blood*
*grin*
 w.l.s.f.c.
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05-31-01, 01:17 PM (EST)
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3. "Additional Preview text for Ep #2" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-31-01 AT 01:19 PM (EST)
Voiceover: On the next episode of Shakesvivor....controversy erupts in the Arrogant Aussie camp.. Female voice: But, I'm a married woman.
Male voice: That never stopped me before.
Voiceover: ...and someone is forced to leave the game..
Dalton: Good riddance, Dalton never liked that jerk anyway Voiceover: Who will be the surprising replacement? Dangerkitty: OMG! It's great to see you again!
Voiceover: Meanwhile, over in the BorneoBores camp, a budding infatuation causes one tribemember to lose focus....will it cost him?
Male voice : <crying like a baby> All I wanted was to hold the rabbit, she's so soft and cudly...
Voiceover: And the Immunity Challenge leaves everyone shocked. Also, a second contestant is voted out.....all this week on SHAKESVIVOR!
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05-31-01, 01:24 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Additional Preview text for Ep #2" |
OMG <click> Too funny Shakes! MEH!!!!!!
w.l.s.f.c.
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05-31-01, 01:39 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Additional Preview text for Ep #2" |
OMG!!!!!!
He is Soooooooooo BAD!**grin** EBug (hey Sherpa, water out my nose for the 2 Darrens)
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05-31-01, 03:31 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Additional Preview text for Ep #2" |
OK, I checked my contract and I'm not allowed to reveal anything I know about what happened on the show. Due to the fact that my short term memory's shot (GT will confirm)--I have no memory of any of the show and I'm gonna try my hand at spoiling it strictly based on vidcaps and preview text. But first, I have some gratuitous comments... COMMENTS
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<OUTFRONTGIRL (off-camera): OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!
DALTON (off-camera): Why can't you just say "Oh, my God" like a normal human being?> Because OMG is so close to my initials, OFG, and I have to save my brainpower for spoiling OUR upcoming challenges, Dalton. Give me a break!
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<Dangerkitty: OMG! It's great to see you again!> Too bad, Dalton, seems all us AA girls say it except you, and I think I heard you slip once or twice, so lighten up.
------------------ SPOILERS <Female voice: But, I'm a married woman.
Male voice: That never stopped me before.>
<Dalton: Good riddance, Dalton never liked that jerk anyway> So, it's not Survivorchick...unless it's a gay marriage...hmmm.
Hard to tell whether this eliminates Dalton. She may have used him up and then kissed his ass goodbye.
---------------------- <Voiceover: ...and someone is forced to leave the game..
Voiceover: Who will be the surprising replacement?
Dangerkitty: OMG! It's great to see you again!> Now this is worth spoiling, guys! Seems there's gonna be a NEW cast member. All we know is Dangerkitty likes the guy. As we know, that's a pretty big field, so gives little or nothing to go on, but you can do it spoilers!
------------------------ <Voiceover: Meanwhile, over in the BorneoBores camp, a budding infatuation causes one tribemember to lose focus....will it cost him? Male voice : <crying like a baby> All I wanted was to hold the rabbit, she's so soft and cudly... > The 'cost him' is clearly a red herring, so Sur is safe for another week. I believe this refers to Survivorerist losing one of his contact lenses while burying his head in the bunny's long soft fur. Sur, you were warned not to NAME the bunny.
------------------------- <Voiceover: And the Immunity Challenge leaves everyone shocked> 'shocked': Either Shakes loses his grip on a lightning bolt or someone tries to cheat by using a fork in the "which tribe can get all the teeny pieces of toast out of the plugged-in toaster challenge." That's all I've got. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve? 
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06-02-01, 10:14 PM (EST)
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18. "True Shakesvivor Spoilers" |
>That's all I've got. Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve? Sadly, sleeeve is under contract with Shakesvivor Entertainment Group, Inc, and consequently is unable to assist in spoiling the show, however, since I am not sleeeve, perhaps I can assist... (two can play at this game, clown)... >Voiceover: On the next episode of Shakesvivor...
>controversy erupts in the Arrogant Aussie camp..
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>Female voice: But, I'm a married woman.
>Male voice: That never stopped me before. Hmmmmmm.... I wonder what this could be... there seem to have been clues about this on the board all week, but I can't quite put my finger on it... Who do we know that could be making the comments??? My guess is Sleeeve... that dirty bastard... I'm glad I'm not him.
>Voiceover: ...and someone is forced to leave the game..
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>Dalton: Good riddance, Dalton never liked that jerk anyway
I'm thinking this could be a patented Shakes Burn-it red herring... I mean someone is forced to leave the game EVERY week... it's called tribal council... damn red herrings... I bet that no one leaves...
>Voiceover: Who will be the surprising replacement?
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>Dangerkitty: OMG! It's great to see you again!
Okay, maybe I spoke too soon... there's gonna be a replacement... that is SO lame... they should have lied to the tribe, and told them that it was a skiing challenge... everyone knows skierdude is afraid of snow... The AA's would have chosen not to compete in the challenge, and this person could have been the second voted off... but now we have to deal with some new loser...
I bet it's a hot chick... I hear that shakes can't get enough of the casting couch!!!... I heard he even begged sleeeve to join him, if you know what I mean... fortunately sleeeve has more integrity than that (which can't be said for the women of shakesvivor, but you didn't hear that from me).
>Voiceover: Meanwhile, over in the BorneoBores camp,
>a budding infatuation causes one tribemember to lose focus...
>will it cost him?
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>Male voice : <crying like a baby> All I wanted was to hold the rabbit, she's so soft and cudly...
Okay... it's clear who this is... it's Superman... follow the chain of evidence:
Soft, Cuddly Female Rabbit = (Playboy) Bunny = Playboy centerfold = AyaK or Vampy Now we know holding the host is off limits until after the merge, so it must be Vampy... and the male that is most likely to whine about not being able to hold Vampy? SUPERMAN!!! This spoiler stuff is easy... sleeeve must not be as smart as everyone thinks he is.
>Voiceover: And the Immunity Challenge leaves everyone shocked.
Shocking immunity challenge??? Well what would be more shocking than a tribe that just lost a member winning for the second time in a row?!?!?!?!
>Also, a second contestant is voted out...
>all this week on SHAKESVIVOR!
Why do they always end the preview with this crap??? of course someone's gonna be voted out!!! This is Shakesvivor... it's not some cheesy rip-off of a huge TV show... oh wait... hmmmmm...
There is NOTHING up my sleeeve...
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06-02-01, 10:29 PM (EST)
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19. "Who are you???" |
Hey, buddy...There have been a lot of trolls here recently, and I think you're just gonna get a lot of people upset! Let me state for the record: This person is not me!
Because if it were me, I could be sued for $5 Million by shakes Burn-it, so clearly, this person is not me...
Otherwise I'd be in a lot of trouble...
Someone back me up here.
Paranoia setting in...
Looking over shoulder...
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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06-02-01, 10:33 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: True Shakesvivor Spoilers" |
Nice to seeeee you here not sleeeeeeve! the more spoilers the better! How the hell else am I supposed to know what happens to me? That damn clown took me in a strange room after the taping of the final ep.. And I can't remember a thing!!
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SherpaDave 8324 desperate attention whore postings
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06-01-01, 01:07 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Additional Preview text for Ep #2" |
>Dangerkitty: OMG! It's great
>to see you again! I know I'm under contract not to reveal anything, but I've seen this footage now and it's very disturbing. DK wasn't saying this when the new Shakesvivor was introduced. It was when she went to check the mail. It wasn't tree-mail. It was vegetable-mail. To ensure that none of the ousted Shakesvivors reveal anything and to heighten the stakes, Shakes has been lobotomizing the ousted contestants! The mail this week is delivered stapled to a drooling DR's chest! I know what you're thinking: "SherpaDave, you're lying. DR was just on the EGG show." Look closely, my friends. That wasn't DR; it was a robot borrowed from DisneyWorld's Hall of Presidents dressed up to look like DR! Why else would it have taken so long for him to appear on the show? Shakes realized he couldn't send a reject from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" out to the media and it took him a while to get the robot. Damn the Clown. Now that I've broken my confidentiality agreement, I'll never be able to work in this town again.
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05-31-01, 04:49 PM (EST)
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9. "Great clips" |
Excellent work in putting the preview together! A wealth of spoiling material here. (P.S. Thanks for the Darren Stevens image!)
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05-31-01, 07:25 PM (EST)
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14. "Sigh..." |
I guess there were production jobs, after all...  Guess my employment application must have been accidently filed with the contestant apps... Congrats, Dave! Excellent work on the previews... Great reference with the two Darren's pic... maybe we can dig up a photo of the the two Beckys from Roseanne.
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05-31-01, 08:03 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Sigh..." |
>>Great reference with the two Darren's pic... maybe we can dig up a photo of the the two Beckys from Roseanne.<<How 'bout the two Lionel's from "The Jefferson's"...
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