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"A riot at the Monkey Hilton"
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08-29-01, 07:01 PM (EST)
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"A riot at the Monkey Hilton"
Dear Blowsvivor LL Inc.,
Last night, your castoffs had a huge riot at the Monkey Hilton where they were staying and did considerable damage to the 13th floor. It was apparently sparked by news that they would be sent home from our island a few weeks early.
Our attorney has informed me that YOUR company insurance should cover this as your castoffs are the liable parties.

Enclosed is an estimate for the damages for $75,000.
Please have your insurance company send us this amount immediately.

So far to date we have received:
$600,000 for the castoffs care and housing
$150,000 for the monkeybutler's animation services
$175,000 for medical expenses from insurance for treating the castoffs various ailments.

Thanks for your business!
Best regards,
Mr. Monkey Boy
C.E.O., Monkeyboy Luxury Island Resorts

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08-29-01, 11:11 PM (EST)
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Mr. Monkey Boy
Monkeyboy Island Resort
Monkeyboy Island, CA 9xxxx

Dear Mr. Boy:

We are sorry to hear that there has been damage to the Monkeyboy Resort. We will reply with additional details about your claim at a later date. Thank you for your services.

Very truly yours,

Q.T. Pye
Dewey, Cheetum and Howe
for BlowsVivor Entertainment Group LLC

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