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"Medical Expenses: Payment Due"

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Monkeyboy 1224 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"	08-26-01, 11:18 PM (EST)
"Medical Expenses: Payment Due"
Dear Blowsvivor LLC Inc., Since your castoffs have been sent to my island, we have incurred significant expense treat ting the medical and psychological needs of your castoffs. When a Mr. Desert Rhino arrived at our island, he had horrible burns to his hooves from some type of pyrotechnic mishap. A Mr. Survivorerist was in such a state of shock that he stayed in his room and rocked in the corner repeating the phrase "The Horror! The Horror!" until we hired a psychologist to bring hiom out of his shell. Many of the castoffs were so depressed and despondent from getting kicked off that the Prozac bill quickly became overwhelming. Also, apparently there were some sexually transmitted dieases that needed massive doses of pennicilin to kill. One of your castoffs had massive scabs all over her legs and LITERALLY had bug living in the open sores. I'm sure you'll agree that these expenses were not to be covered by our original agreement but it wouldn't be fair for us to have to cover them as all of the problems were a direct result of the castoffs participating in your game. We took care of the problems in good faith that you would reimburse us for the expenses later as the castoffs don't seem to have a nickel to their names. Unfortunately, it is quite expensive to get medical care out to Paula Tiga and the bills amounted to $175,000. Please send a check for the new expenses when it is convenient for you or immediately...whichever comes first! Best regards, Mr. Monkey Boy C.E.O. Monkeyboy Tropical Island Resorts. Hare Krishna!
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Subject Author Message Date ID

RE: Medical Expenses: Payment Due dabo 08-27-01 1

RE: Medical Expenses: Payment Due dangerkitty 08-27-01 2

Submit to the insurers AyatollahKhomeini 08-27-01 3

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dabo 25344 desperate attention whore postings
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08-27-01, 00:29 AM (EST)

1. "RE: Medical Expenses: Payment Due"

Mr. Monkeyboy,
It is my understanding that this month such concerns should be directed a Ms. D. Kitty as it is her turn to exercise carte blanche re. the concerns of BV.
Mr. Dabo
"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than monkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")

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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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08-27-01, 02:37 PM (EST)

2. "RE: Medical Expenses: Payment Due"

OK, well, I didn't know I had financial obligations along with this gig, but if you say so. Monkey, I'll give you half of what I get paid for writing my episode. Fair enough?
dangerkitty

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AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings
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08-27-01, 09:02 PM (EST)

3. "Submit to the insurers"

Mr. Monkey Boy
Chief Executive Officer
Monkeyboy Island Resorts
Monkeyboy Island, CA 9xxxx
Dear Mr. Boy,
We have received your request for reimbursement of medical expenses incurred by your resort in caring for the ills of BV contestants. As we have told the contestants themselves, these illnesses should be covered by their private medical insurance plans. While we never discriminated during the casting of BV against people without a medical insurance plan, by a striking coincidence all of the contestants are covered by private medical insurance.
Please submit your claims to their insurance companies. You will be reimbursed as per normal insurance company guidelines. Any questions should be directed to the relevant insurer.
If you wish, BEG has photocopies of all the relevant insurance data for the contestants and could help you fill out the claims in return for a nominal overhead and processing fee. Please contact us if you have any interest in retaining BEG for this purpose.
Very truly yours,
Q.T. Pye
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe LLP
for Blowsvivor Entertainment Group LLC
cc: Mr. AyaProbe

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