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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Breach of contract by Monkeyboy"
AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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08-27-01, 07:18 PM (EST)
 
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2. "Unsent letter" |
Mr. Monkey Boy
Monkeyboy Island Resort
Monkeyboy Island, CA 9xxxxDear Mr. Boy, My deepest apologies for the havoc wreaked on your monkey-butlers by the BV participants. All we can say is that what damage they have done to the Monkeyboy Island Resort is trivial by comparison to the damage that their antics have done to the good name of BEG. We appreciate the withdrawal of your notice of eviction and note that the contestants will be leaving at the end of this week. We suggest that they be flown over and dropped via parachute, with "ground zero" for the drop being the glowing green area in the middle of the BV set. As always, we appreciate the support that your organization has shown us throughout the filming of BV. It appears unlikely that there will be a BV II, and so we would like to plan to end our relationship on a note of finality. After you deliver the contestants back to the BV set, we will deliver final payment the next day. Please await what is coming to you, which will be delivered by two of AyaK's most trusted associates, Jimmy "The Undertaker" Rocine and Michael "Bug Spray" Morricone. Very truly yours, Tom Hagan
Consiglieri
BlowsVivor Entertainment Group
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