LAST EDITED ON 08-25-01 AT 07:00 PM (EST)

Ohhh....NEVER MIND! As you were!

*summons the monkey butlers to freshen everybody's banana daquiris*

• RE: Breach of contract by Monkeyboy,Art Vandelay, 06:01 PM, 08-25-01
• Unsent letter,AyatollahKhomeini, 07:18 PM, 08-27-01

Geeeze Monkeyboy...LIGHTEN UP!
You do realize this is just a game and the events taking
place are fictional don't you?
Come on....let them stay!

(Poor poor Monkeyboy....nobody will post to his thresds. I've heard this guy in not only a thresd killer....he's a chat killer too.)

Mr. Monkey Boy
Monkeyboy Island Resort
Monkeyboy Island, CA 9xxxx

Dear Mr. Boy,

My deepest apologies for the havoc wreaked on your monkey-butlers by the BV participants. All we can say is that what damage they have done to the Monkeyboy Island Resort is trivial by comparison to the damage that their antics have done to the good name of BEG.

We appreciate the withdrawal of your notice of eviction and note that the contestants will be leaving at the end of this week. We suggest that they be flown over and dropped via parachute, with "ground zero" for the drop being the glowing green area in the middle of the BV set.

As always, we appreciate the support that your organization has shown us throughout the filming of BV. It appears unlikely that there will be a BV II, and so we would like to plan to end our relationship on a note of finality. After you deliver the contestants back to the BV set, we will deliver final payment the next day. Please await what is coming to you, which will be delivered by two of AyaK's most trusted associates, Jimmy "The Undertaker" Rocine and Michael "Bug Spray" Morricone.

Very truly yours,

Tom Hagan
Consiglieri
BlowsVivor Entertainment Group