LAST EDITED ON 08-01-01 AT 06:25 AM (EST)
Meredith: I understand that there was quite the fight on MonkeyBoy island. It was getting a little intense ove rthere.
Lisa: I know, and can you believe who was the most upset?
Joy: I am so hooked on this show!
Star: Hmm mm. As good as Sex and the City! There are some hotties running around over there. So I have a partial transcript of the fight.
VampKira: I think I am going to go find my *sigh* hero. He's been out looking for mangoes for me.
Desert Rhino: Nice explosions over there, don't you think? Heh. What's Dalton doing over there, looking like a Staples ad.
Pepe: Zhe ees dealing vith zome political drama. Zolving the world crisis eye zink.
Dalton looks up: yes I have quite a problem here and I would appreciate some quiet, if you all don't mind. I honestly don't know what the world of politics would do without me.
Over by the first aid kit
VampKira: Hey Itz, someone has been using the condoms.
ItzLisa: You mean you and Superman right?
VampKira: No his Superman suit comes equipped with more condoms than what they give out at the Olympics. So we don't use the ones here.
ItzLisa: You mean someone else here is having sex here?
Superman: Who's having sex?
ItzLisa: I am about to find out right now! Come with me!
VampKira: I have never seen her like this.
Superman: Me either, I have no idea what could be bugging her my darling Vamp.
ItzLisa: All Right Who has been using the condoms! I want to know now, and I am not letting anyone leave until I find out!
Desert Rhino: Are you serious?
ItzLisa: Was it you? I have seen you cast admiring glances to many of the females here. Are you confessing.
Desert Rhino. Heh. not me.
Pepe: Nor es it meee. Although vhen and if my Dangerkitty arrives, Eye hope to chan
ItzLisa: Silence! Girls, tell me the truth! I want to know.
All eyes turn to Superman and VampKira.
Superman: Hey don't look at my Superhero self. I'm too much of a man for those condoms.
VampKira: He's right you know,
ItzLisa: Are you confessing to knowing the truth Dalton?
Dalton: No I am wishing you would shut the hell up before I send the horrors of nature over your head. I am trying to get some work done!
ItzLisa: We will sit here until someone confesses, And we will sit in silence so Dalton can get some work done!
Four hours pass. Dalton talks quietly into her phone and faxes continuously. Itz lets Desert Rhino cook a steak dinner, which she doesn't let anyone eat. Pepe stretches. Vamp falls asleep with Superman in the shade, after drinking a blood supplement. Pepe wakes up from his slumber.
Pepe: Itz, may eye ask your loveliness a question?
ItzLisa: Are you confessing?
Pepe: No eye am not
ItzLisa: Than no you can't
Dalton Looks up: How long have you all been sitting here? And Why?
Desert Rhino: Few hours.
Dalton: The answer is obvious people. Look around you.
Everyone look around. They all shrug.
Dalton: Who out of us is NOT here?
Superman: OMG <click> Skierdude! Where the hell is the little guy?
They here some rustling in the woods as Skierdude enters camp. Skierdude: Dudes!
ItzLisa: What were you doing with the condoms Skierdude, we know you took them.
Skierdude nods: Kewl!
Desert Rhino: what were you doing?
SkierDude: Practice dude.
Star: thats all the transcripts we have today.
Meredith: Make sure you stop and enjoy the View.
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow,deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days. Goodnight.