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"Hot Topic #4- Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
Posted by LadyT on 08-01-01 at 03:40 AM
LAST EDITED ON 08-01-01 AT 06:25 AM (EST)

Meredith: I understand that there was quite the fight on MonkeyBoy island. It was getting a little intense ove rthere.

Lisa: I know, and can you believe who was the most upset?

Joy: I am so hooked on this show!

Star: Hmm mm. As good as Sex and the City! There are some hotties running around over there. So I have a partial transcript of the fight.

VampKira: I think I am going to go find my *sigh* hero. He's been out looking for mangoes for me.


Desert Rhino: Nice explosions over there, don't you think? Heh. What's Dalton doing over there, looking like a Staples ad.

Pepe: Zhe ees dealing vith zome political drama. Zolving the world crisis eye zink.

Dalton looks up: yes I have quite a problem here and I would appreciate some quiet, if you all don't mind. I honestly don't know what the world of politics would do without me.


Over by the first aid kit

VampKira: Hey Itz, someone has been using the condoms.

ItzLisa: You mean you and Superman right?

VampKira: No his Superman suit comes equipped with more condoms than what they give out at the Olympics. So we don't use the ones here.

ItzLisa: You mean someone else here is having sex here?

Superman: Who's having sex?

VampKira: *sigh*

ItzLisa: I am about to find out right now! Come with me!

VampKira: I have never seen her like this.

Superman: Me either, I have no idea what could be bugging her my darling Vamp.

VampKira: *sigh*

ItzLisa: All Right Who has been using the condoms! I want to know now, and I am not letting anyone leave until I find out!

Desert Rhino: Are you serious?

ItzLisa: Was it you? I have seen you cast admiring glances to many of the females here. Are you confessing.

Desert Rhino. Heh. not me.

Pepe: Nor es it meee. Although vhen and if my Dangerkitty arrives, Eye hope to chan

ItzLisa: Silence! Girls, tell me the truth! I want to know.

All eyes turn to Superman and VampKira.

Superman: Hey don't look at my Superhero self. I'm too much of a man for those condoms.

VampKira: He's right you know,

Dalton: Itz....

ItzLisa: Are you confessing to knowing the truth Dalton?

Dalton: No I am wishing you would shut the hell up before I send the horrors of nature over your head. I am trying to get some work done!

ItzLisa: We will sit here until someone confesses, And we will sit in silence so Dalton can get some work done!


Four hours pass. Dalton talks quietly into her phone and faxes continuously. Itz lets Desert Rhino cook a steak dinner, which she doesn't let anyone eat. Pepe stretches. Vamp falls asleep with Superman in the shade, after drinking a blood supplement. Pepe wakes up from his slumber.

Pepe: Itz, may eye ask your loveliness a question?

ItzLisa: Are you confessing?

Pepe: No eye am not

ItzLisa: Than no you can't

Dalton Looks up: How long have you all been sitting here? And Why?

Desert Rhino: Few hours.

Dalton: The answer is obvious people. Look around you.

Everyone look around. They all shrug.

Dalton: Who out of us is NOT here?

Superman: OMG <click> Skierdude! Where the hell is the little guy?

They here some rustling in the woods as Skierdude enters camp. Skierdude: Dudes!

ItzLisa: What were you doing with the condoms Skierdude, we know you took them.

Skierdude nods: Kewl!

Desert Rhino: what were you doing?

SkierDude: Practice dude.


Star: thats all the transcripts we have today.

Meredith: Make sure you stop and enjoy the View.

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I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow,deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days. Goodnight.

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"RE: Hot Topic #4- Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 08-01-01 at 06:13 AM
Once again this show is hot! But a teeny bit of the heat came with heavy journalistic license. Mon Cherie is not on Monkeyboy Island. She never has been, never will be, as I keep posting...but no one will take me seriously. I feel like HawkEye or Shakesvivor Blows. Refer to my source: Episode 9, part 3, which details MC and SC's true whereabouts.

I am sure all the rest is totally true.
ROFLMAO, Lady T!



"RE: Hot Topic #4- Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
Posted by LadyT on 08-01-01 at 06:20 AM
Awww, I am so sorry, i just plum forgot. I just write from the top of my head and it just came out. I will try to edit it. Seriously I wrote it tired, and fast. My apologies

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I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow,deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days. Goodnight.

"RE: Hot Topic #4- Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
Posted by LadyT on 08-01-01 at 06:25 AM
All fixed OFG

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I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas eve, and I believe in long, slow,deep, soft, wet kisses that last for three days. Goodnight.

"RE: Hot Topic #4- Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
Posted by MakeItStop on 08-01-01 at 12:10 PM
>SkierDude: Practice dude.

Good job LadyT!

"RE: Hot Topic #4- Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
Posted by George Tirebiter on 08-01-01 at 06:08 PM
T! Another hoot! I almost posted a plea for more from you last night before I gave up on OFG, so this makes my day complete.

But. . . EWWWW! What's that boy thinking?! (And I hope he didn't leave them lying around for someone to slip on!)


GT

"RE: Hot Topic #4- Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
Posted by Outfrontgirl on 08-02-01 at 00:13 AM
Lady T, this stuff is so funny; just keep this great interaction going. I love the dialogue.

I wanted to note that I find it interesting how Dalton remains a powerful figure when she is being quiet--I mean look how restrained she's being, not telling anyone off, and yet, she is undoubtedly the authority and the center of power. Cool the way you pulled that off.

In fact, if she had been written that way on the show, she would still be on the show pulling all the strings, don't you think?

And our little Itz--how persistent she is when she gets a hair up her ass about solving a mystery. No pushover, she!

I'm starting to think it's time for Vamp and Supe to reveal that they are about more than hot sex. I bet they have really cool brains underneath all that super-charged libido!

Oh, and Lisa, Sleeeve's hiking to the Jury Camp and getting some chow in the White Trash Kitchen, so he won't be able to take you up on your warm welcome...Too bad.

Maybe T can sneak over there and scoop that location as well.
Right now I believe we have a potentially hot menage a trois.

"RE: Hot Topic #4- Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
Posted by dangerkitty on 08-02-01 at 00:22 AM
T, this is so frikken funny. You really have a gift for this! Keep 'em coming! They are so well-done, and hey, we just have to keep up with all the great personalities on the Island!! You do fabulous work, babe!!


"RE: Hot Topic #4- Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
Posted by VampKira on 08-04-01 at 04:05 PM
Lady T! This was awesome, yet again... *sigh*


>>I'm starting to think it's time for Vamp and Supe to reveal that they are about more than hot sex. I bet they have really cool brains underneath all that super-charged libido!<<

OFG! Shhhhhhhhhhhh fer crissakes! *grins* I mean..... Supe and Vamp may still come back and win it all. I mean..SVB said so in his first spoiler post. And we all know he is NEVER wrong... LOLOL!


"Just not what you seek of me, because the heart reveals the proof, Like a mirror reveals the truth, you see the evil one is you! Is that scary for you, baby.... Am I scary for you?"
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