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"Hot Topic-Transcript #2 from MonkeyBoy Island"
LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-24-01, 11:50 PM (EST)
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"Hot Topic-Transcript #2 from MonkeyBoy Island" |
Meredith: Well, there has been a slight delay in getting the next transcript off the island.Joy: Yes that Pepe guy wanted to keep it from us. Can you believe that? Lisa: I just have to say that ItzLisa is the best person on that island. She is too sweet. Meredith: No one can be that sweet. Star: Hmmm mmm that Superman makes Derek Jeter look like Spiderman! Oh wait, I need to come up with some new Derek Jeter jokes, don't I? Lisa: Well, here is an excerpt with VampKira, Dalton and my personal Favorite, ItzLisa. VampKira: I hear that the tart will be over here soon. Dalton: GT? VampKira: No, not that tart. Mon Cherie. And there is no way she is going to get her claws on my glue sniffing superhero. ItzLisa: Mon Cherie isn't like that Vamp, she just plays that way on Blowsvivor. Dalton: Itz, how about going and pushing that skier dude off my hammock. ItzLisa: Why me? Dalton: Cause I SAID SO! Dalton: Vamp, what do you think of that Rhino guy? VampKira: I haven't sunk my teeth in him yet. Dalton: Well you already have Superman. VampKira: *sigh* I do, don't I? *sigh* Dalton: I may just make a play for that JV. ALways had a thing for guys who play with explosives. Joy: Another romance? Oh I can't wait.
Star: Heres another excerpt Pepe: Hey zee Skierdude, vat are you doing? Skierdude: Bump! Pepe: You are zee, how do you call it, zee bumping? Skierdude: Dude, look at my mirror. I can see down the girls shirts. Pepe:Well, Iz Never! How could zoo do that to these beeyouteeful wimmen? Skierdude: Its Kewl! Lisa: That boy is what 10?
Star: Boy is a freak. Superman: Hey JV, do you know where my glue is? Desert Rhino: I think VampKira had it. Superman: I can't go near her again tonight. Desert Rhino: Why? Superman: She tires me out. A superhero needs his rest. Desert Rhino: Yea, bu8t its Vamp. You are like the luckiest guy on the planet. Superman: I know. Desert Rhino: Do you think that my superior cooking skills will impress Dalton? Superman: You and Dalton? Now this could get interesting..... Tune in later for more..../ Take a moment to enjoy the view
---------------------------- What you talkin about Willis?
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-25-01, 00:29 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Hot Topic-Transcript #2 from MonkeyBoy Island" |
Well, I see that some people can fool some of the media some of the time-->>Lisa: I just have to say that ItzLisa is the best person on that island. She is too sweet. but they can't fool all of the media all of the time. >Meredith: No one can be that sweet. BuWah-ha-ha! Look out, Itz, you might get busted! Dalton and Rhino! Look out! And you thought the superglue pair created some heat and friction... *guess I've really got to get #9 written to assure Mon Cherie she's not going to be thrown at the Tart-Hater's mercy* Bravo, Lady T!
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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07-25-01, 00:51 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Hot Topic-Transcript #2 from MonkeyBoy Island" |
T--I have never watched that show, but I have to believe you've got it pegged. . . TOO funny!The Dalton-Whine-o pairing IS a shocker, but I still feel sorry for her having to babysit that nitwit skierdude. . . >Dalton: Itz, how about going and pushing that skier dude off my hammock. ROFL@Dalton! And how long before someone really gives him a good smackdown? I can't imagine he can get away with his ogling. . . not only are all the ladies too tough to put up with it, but the guys are all too gallant to allow it. I have to wonder if we'll see him all cleaned up and in a suit & tie with his hair greased down, before they're thru with him. . . Kinda like a stint at military school, only more intensive. Keep 'em coming, T! GT
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PepeLePew13 24731 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-25-01, 11:42 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Hot Topic-Transcript #2 from MonkeyBoy Island" |
> Joy: Yes that Pepe guy wanted to keep it from us. > Can you believe that? Hey! What did I do? >Pepe: Hey zee Skierdude, vat are you doing? >Skierdude: Bump! >Pepe: You are zee, how do you call it, zee bumping?
Hmm... Peter Sellers as Hurundi Bakshi in "The Party" meets Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau in the Pink Panther Movies... this is exactly how he'd say it!
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-25-01, 12:09 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hot Topic-Transcript #2 from MonkeyBoy Island" |
Superman......*sigh* Awesome yet again, Lady T! You are damn good at this! >>Desert Rhino: Yea, bu8t its Vamp. You are like the luckiest guy on the planet.<< AAACCK! You see that?? JV snuck an 8 into his reply, but Supe didn't sniff it up!! Arrrrggghhh!! *turns into a bat and flies away* Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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