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"Hot Topic-Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island"
LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-01, 02:21 PM (EST)
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"Hot Topic-Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island" |
Meredith: Well, everyone has been hearing about this new show Blowsvivor. Well, everyone also wants to know what has been going on at the island where all the cast offs have gone.Star: Hmm mm girl, let me tell you one thing. That boy Superman makes Derek Jeter look like Batman. Lisa: That VampKira sure is a lucky girl. Joy: I don't know, that Desert Rhino guy, with his explosives.... Meredith: Well, the producers have set up cameras to tape the goings-on, but the people on the island have no idea that they are being taped. Lets just say, this is very interesting. Lisa: Let me just say this, I like Dalton. Shes a real person who tells it like it is. Joy: You know I wish I was there. Look at them, they all have their own cabanas, there are monkeybutlers there to provide for their every need. Free drinks all the time, they can get anything they want! Star: Well, I will read excerpts from some of the transcripts. First we have ItzLisa. SHe seems to be talking to herself. ItzLisa: You know, I am percieved as hte nicest person on the show, but I am really not. I really wanted to to win. However, my innate sweetness did me in. I may have to talk to Desert Rhino about hooking me up with some guns and M-80s. Meredith: I knew she wasn't all that nice! No one can be that nice. Star: Here's another one, with Dalton and Pepe. Dalton: Pepe, what are you doing? Pepe: Awwww, Zee Dalton has spoken, you beeyouteefull speciman of womanhood. Eye was wondering how eye could be of service to you. Dalton: Look, I can't wait to get off this island. I have so much damage control to do concerning the state of politics in D.C. Now that everyone knows that I control Dubya, I have much work to do. Pepe: What zoo you mean, beeyouteefull one? Dalton: For one, the people with their Social Security numbers ending with 7-9, should get their tax refunds first. Pepe: Eye love a woman vith zo much power. Dalton. You don't know the half of it. Joy: That Dalton sure rocks! Star: Heres the resident hot couple, VampKira and my own personal superhero, Superman. VampKira: Heres the glue, honey. Superman: *snnniiiiffff* Thanks. You are just what I need. VampKira: *sigh* Star: Thats all we can read on national television. It gets a little X-rated. Now here's Desert Rhino and Skierdude, although Skierdude doesn't say much. Desert Rhino: Heres the plan kid, since we were the first two off, I say we plan revenge. Skierdude:Kewl Desert Rhino: Yep, I can't believe that they didn't believe that I am a culinary master. I could have cooked wonderful meals, yet I was never given the chance. Skierdude: Bump! Desert Rhino: Yep, so now I am building an arsenal. Lisa: So thats our peek in the lives of the cast offs. I hear that they may be two more on the way.
Meredith: That hasn't been confirmed yet, but who knows. Joy: I have heard rumors that the players want to send AyaProbe there. That would be funny! What I could do with him! Meredith: Well, stay tuned to find out more on the cast offs of Blowvivor. And remember, take some time to enjoy the View. ---------------------------- What you talkin about Willis?
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-01, 03:09 PM (EST)
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3. "Hey Trish" |
wanna do the EGG show??I could finish Itz, but after that I got nothing. Let me know if you are interested. EGG is up for grabs people, the set is nice, but the pay bites. A few DAWs are the only reward ( oh that and people love to be interviewed) Hurry up though, because any interviews not done by the end of Blowsvivor get kicked to Kismet for Cornertime. EBug
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-19-01, 03:12 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Hot Topic-Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island" |
Hey Lady T, I knew you could do it. It's wonderful! My inside source tells me Mon Cherie and SurvivorChick have been sent elsewhere. We'll doubtless find out in Episode 9. Besides, I think this island community's just the right size. You've done a great job of showing the dynamics. Pepe and Dalton! Rhino and Skier! ROFLMAO
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-20-01, 02:53 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Hot Topic-Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island" |
*sigh*This was awesome, Lady T!!! --------------------------------- "Let's spend the night together, You'll wake up and live forever." -Jamiroquai --------------------------------- Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska
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07-20-01, 09:26 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Hot Topic-Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island" |
Good job LadyT! Where can I get one of those monkey butlers?
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07-20-01, 01:10 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Hot Topic-Transcripts from MonkeyBoy Island" |
LMAO!!! Great job, Lady T!! This brings to mind Surv's wonderful Ranch Reports for S2. Keep the Island Insiders coming! We need to know what's going on there!!!Hilarious, love it love it love it.
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