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"PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
LAST EDITED ON 07-14-01 AT 07:04 PM (EST)

NEXT TIME, ON BLOWSVIVOR, we welcome you to another world--another version of another chapter of another story of people who live right next door. . . . TO REALITY!

• Do questionable food sources mean the castaways have come to the end of their luxury vacation?

• Is inclement weather a factor?

• What does THIS man have to do with the show?!

• And things aren't exactly looking rosy for the castaways. . .

. . . as ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE ON THE SET OF. . .

BLOWSVIVOR!!!

Edited to add a color pic of the masked dude, cuz you people are SOOOO fukkin' lame, you can't handle B&W! LMAO!!!!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 Teaser thoughts AyatollahKhomeini 07-13-01 1
 RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Epi... dangerkitty 07-13-01 2
   RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Epi... Outfrontgirl 07-13-01 3
       RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Epi... George Tirebiter 07-13-01 4
 RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Epi... VampKira 07-14-01 5
 RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Epi... Superman 07-14-01 6
   RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Epi... VampKira 07-14-01 7
   RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Epi... ItzLisa 07-14-01 8
       RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Epi... George Tirebiter 07-14-01 10
   RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Epi... Kismet 07-14-01 9
 The Lone Beardo! dabo 07-14-01 11
   RE: The Lone Beardo! George Tirebiter 07-16-01 12
       Claim glory? AyaK 07-16-01 13
           No guts, no glory! George Tirebiter 07-16-01 14
               RE: No guts, no glory! mistofleas 07-16-01 16
 RE: Yes, we read it... desert_rhino 07-16-01 15

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07-13-01, 07:20 PM (EST)
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1. "Teaser thoughts"
>• Do questionable food sources mean the castaways have come to
>the end of their luxury vacation?

...I can safely say that the answer is "yes"...

>• And things aren't exactly looking rosy for the castaways. . .
>
>

Are they on their way to the Emerald City ... or is that the emerald glow from the nuclear waste sludge?

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2. "RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
>
>• Do questionable food sources mean
>the castaways have come to
>the end of their luxury
>vacation?
>
>

***Is that a...a... SPAMFISH??????


GT, really...you have been one to demand less vagueness (vagueity?) from the preview writers. And this is what you give us???

What the hell is that on the Lone Rangers' face? It looks like what happens when the film gets stuck and starts to burn. And I'm starting to see weird pictures in it when I stare too long - is that IceCat?

... thinking it's time to confiscate GTs' bong...


"Whatever charm school you went to, you should demand a full refund."
-a guy at my dojo, after I offered to kick his butt during sparring (he thought it wasn't very 'ladylike').

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3. "RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
ROFLMAO Dangerkitty

>>What the hell is that on the Lone Rangers' face? It looks like what happens when the film gets stuck and starts to burn. And I'm starting to see weird pictures in it when I stare too long - is that IceCat?

I don't know what it is either but it's weird!!!

>>... thinking it's time to confiscate GTs' bong...

She'll only ask to borrow mine, but yes, I think it's time.


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4. "RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
>>... thinking it's time to confiscate GTs' bong...
>She'll only ask to borrow mine, but yes, I think it's time.
Hey hey heyyyyy, now! . . . This is fine talk from someone who just got into the drug biz! Take away with one hand and give with the other? (and at a hefty price too, I'm thinking!)


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5. "RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
Red Herring, Red Herring!!! Arrrgghhh!
OMG!!! Look at the last pic! I know what that green shit is!! It's KRYPTONITE!! OMG, what the hell is going on?!?!

*turns into a BAT and flies back to Superman to warn him*


>>Is that a...a... SPAMFISH??????<<

* again, SpamKira faints*


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6. "RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
Soooo... These clips contain both a twister and a scene from The Wizard of OZ. The Wizard of Oz scene seems to conatin alot of green which would perhaps lean toward Kryptonite, leading me to believe that I will somehow be involved.

I'm betting that the twister will carry me from Monkeyboy Island back to the Blowsvivor set in a phonebooth which will land on Kismet. We will then see Kismet's striped socks roll up like party favors.

Episode 8: The Return of Superman!

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7. "RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
OMG <click> Supe!! I LOVE that!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!


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8. "RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
> We will then see Kismet's striped socks roll up like party favors.

*** ROFLMAO!!! (no, this is not Skier, I just thought that was really funny!) Poor Kis!

GT hon!!! Veeeeery nice preview! Great visuals! And need I remind you, (DAW that I am!), you promised me, in the bar the other night, that I was gonna have a guest spot in your ep summary! "Miiiisssssster DeMille, I'm rrrrrrrready for my CLOSEUP!!!"

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10. "RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
>And need I remind you, (DAW that I am!), you promised me, in the bar the other night,
>that I was gonna have a guest spot in your ep summary!
So you shall, my pretty!

And Supe? the phone booth? Kismet's feet? Kryptonite? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!


GT
(who is LOVING this assorted paranoia!)

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9. "RE: PREVIEW TEASER: Blowsvivor Episode 8!"
>I'm betting that the twister will
>carry me from Monkeyboy Island
>back to the Blowsvivor set
>in a phonebooth which will
>land on Kismet. We will
>then see Kismet's striped socks
>roll up like party favors.

Hey! Get your persona's straight tight freak! I'm the evil Bitch, not the evil Witch.

*makes a frantic phone call to Misto to make sure she's OK*

Kismet

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11. "The Lone Beardo!"
Is it AyaProbe's evil twin? Is that possible?
Oh My!!!
Maybe it's a good twin!
Do silver bullets hold the key?
hmmmm????
That actually may be it ... silver bullets ...
uhhh ...... guess the cowardly werelion is in for it.

Who would that be?!?

Who is the professor, that may be the real question,
and how many colored beards will he wear in --
The Dream Sequence!!!

Damn, I thought GT would be immune to misto's contract spell.

ah well, now I'm totally lost, guess I should be happy.

"If the race of man should be left naked upon a desert island, we should become extinct in six weeks. A few individuals might linger, but in a year would become worse than flyingmonkeys." (Samuel Butler, "Erewhon")

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12. "RE: The Lone Beardo!"
>ah well, now I'm totally lost, guess I should be happy.
I'm glad you're happy, coonhead--and glad you're back!

Now if we could only get the rest of the people from OT and the bar to come over and join the fun. And this is your last reminder, people--the episode airs tonight after I have dinner, so get your votes in early and often! You'll never be able to claim any of the glory if you haven't even made an effort. . .


GT

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13. "Claim glory?"
Glory? We don't need no steenkin' glory!
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14. "No guts, no glory!"
>Glory? We don't need no steenkin' glory!

LMAO, Aya! That's what people say when their overall voting record is abysmal. I wonder if the board will improve their record with this one. . . I, for one, would love to see an overwhelming concensus, for a change--not one of those scattershot deals where everyone's voted for everyone, and a couple are bound to be right. . .


GT

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16. "RE: No guts, no glory!"
Huh?? What's going on? I was just able to dig myself out from under this house that had been dropped on me! I had the strangest dream...there were all sorts of people licking contracts and chasing me around...a guy with a beard and a lone ranger outfit glaring at me the whole time and a big red fish keep singing Christmas songs! I'm glad a woke up, but I'm still a little dazed.


witchofleas --pulls up her stripey socks and glances warily at the sky

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15. "RE: Yes, we read it..."
Now, would you lay off the "you guys aren't reading my stuff waaah waaah?"

Geez. Enough already.

-- JV

(Oh yeah, and you left your sandals under the bar when I gave you that foot-rub... maybe you should stop by and get them...)

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Better be damned than mentioned not at all." --John Wolcot (1738–1819)

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