Be The Survivor S36 - Sign Up Thresd - "Ghost Island" (AKA: "We're the Ghostess with the Mostest")
Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Transgenders, Crossdressers, cis, rsvp and those of you who haven't yet decided. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Master Manipulator and your Benevolent Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".
It's obvious that CtheBS' marketing department has run out of angles ... uh, exciting ways to differentiate our contestants... so we're throwing the most athletic, most annoying, most strategic, most cerebral and most anemic into an island fishbowl and calling it Ghost Island.
Although we usually create tribes based on our contestants' resumes or primary life characteristics or Myers Briggs test results or Grinder profiles, that's not always enough. Apparently, we're using the same porn casting agents as always and throwing a net over the local bars, shelters and modeling agencies, so don't come crying to me.
Enjoy these collections of skin, bones and assorted organs as you select your "Ghost Island" "Be The Survivor" contestants.
Here's your Cast Members tapas menu:
“NAVITI” TRIBE (Purple)
Angela Perkins, Army Veteran
Chelsea Townsend, EMT
Desiree Afuye, Student
Kellyn Bechtold, Career Counselor
Morgan Ricke, Marine Animal Trainer
Bradley Kleihege, Law Student
Chris Noble, Male Model
Domenick Abbate, Construction Supervisor
Sebastian Noel, Fishing Guide
Wendell Holland, Furniture Designer
“MALOLO” TRIBE (Orange)
Jenna Bowman, Account Executive
Laurel Johnson, Financial Consultant
Libby Vincek, Social Media Strategist
Stephanie Gonzalez, Graphic Sales
Stephanie Johnson, Yoga Instructor
Brendan Shapiro, Physical Education Teacher
Donathan Hurley, Caretaker
Jacob Derwin, Music Teacher
James Lim, Business Analyst
Michael Yerger, Real Estate Agent
Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers:
suzzee Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery)
kingfish - Identity motif TBA, Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies.