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"Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
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03-03-17, 05:42 PM (EST)
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"Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-08-17 AT 10:16 PM (EST) Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Transgenders, Crossdressers and those of you who haven't yet decided. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Master Manipulator and your Benevolent Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".
It's obvious that CtheBS' marketing department has run out of gimmicks ... uh, exciting descriptors... so we're throwing the most athletic, most annoying, most strategic, most cerebral and most anemic into an island fishbowl and calling it Game Changers. Apparently, we're using the same porn casting agents as always and throwing a net over the local bars, shelters and modeling agencies, so don't come crying to me. Enjoy these collections of skin, bones and assorted organs as you select your "Game Changers" "Be The Survivor" contestants. Here's your Cast Members tapas menu: Nuku Tribe Andrea Boehlke (27) Brad Culpepper (47) Cirie Fields (45) Debbie Wanner(51) J.T. Thomas (31) Ozzy Lusth (34) Sarah Lacina (32) Sierra Dawn-Thomas (29) Tai Trang (52) Zeke Smith (28) Mana Tribe Aubry Bracco (30) Caleb Reynolds (28) Ciera Eastin (27) Hali Ford (26) Jeff Varner (50) Malcolm Freberg (29) Michaela Bradshaw (25) Sandra Diaz-Twine (41) Tony Vlachos (42) Troy "Troyzan" Robertson (54) Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers: suzzee Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery) kingfish - Chester Cheetah, Cheetah Completa & Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies.
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RollDdice 5822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-03-17, 09:39 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers" |
Chester Cheeto is already in the Big House... I mean White House and I think there are some cheesy twists coming down the pipe. Yikes.
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kingfish 19595 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-04-17, 10:54 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers" |
Oh yeah. My people are so tremendous. Seen the boobs on Ivankacheeto? So tremendous. You should just grab her pushy. It's tremendous.
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03-04-17, 01:08 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers" |
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03-04-17, 05:45 PM (EST)
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5. "Top Ten Reasons to play BTS: Game Changers/Game of Strangers/Changelings" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-04-17 AT 05:50 PM (EST) 10. T-POTUS Donald Trump has never tweeted about BTS 9. All of the role playing, but none of the stigma of Furry Conventions 8. Vitamin Snark is an important part of a well-balanced diet 7. Better for brain development than Sudoku, the National Enquirer and the Word Jumble combined 6. Does not involve government "tapping of wires" 5. Burn 10-15 calories per post 4. Doesn't require any exotic sexual devices or positions * 3. Improves math scores by over 150% 2. Personalized one-of-a-kind sig pic hand curated by Tribe and finally... 1. Re-read #2 again and bask in every word. HAND. CURATED. ALL. NATURAL. GMO. FREE. TRIBEPHYL. SIG PIC.
* excludes kingfish and all kingfish byproducts
Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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tribephyl 12378 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-05-17, 12:25 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers" |
A more presidential version...
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03-06-17, 02:57 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers" |
I have evidence that Chester Cheetah was hit in the head with a coconut. Complete with multiple bounces.I have further, oranger evidence that it's going to be pretty lonely around here if we don't get the word out.
Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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kingfish 19595 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-07-17, 11:01 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers" |
I have evidence that EPMB is a pushy grabber, and drops coconuts on people.
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