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"Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-03-17 at 05:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-08-17 AT 10:16 PM (EST)


Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen, Transgenders, Crossdressers and those of you who haven't yet decided. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Master Manipulator and your Benevolent Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".

It's obvious that CtheBS' marketing department has run out of gimmicks ... uh, exciting descriptors... so we're throwing the most athletic, most annoying, most strategic, most cerebral and most anemic into an island fishbowl and calling it Game Changers.

Apparently, we're using the same porn casting agents as always and throwing a net over the local bars, shelters and modeling agencies, so don't come crying to me.

Enjoy these collections of skin, bones and assorted organs as you select your "Game Changers" "Be The Survivor" contestants.

Here's your Cast Members tapas menu:

Nuku Tribe

Andrea Boehlke (27)
Brad Culpepper (47)
Cirie Fields (45)
Debbie Wanner(51)
J.T. Thomas (31)
Ozzy Lusth (34)
Sarah Lacina (32)
Sierra Dawn-Thomas (29)
Tai Trang (52)
Zeke Smith (28)

Mana Tribe

Aubry Bracco (30)
Caleb Reynolds (28)
Ciera Eastin (27)
Hali Ford (26)
Jeff Varner (50)
Malcolm Freberg (29)
Michaela Bradshaw (25)
Sandra Diaz-Twine (41)
Tony Vlachos (42)
Troy "Troyzan" Robertson (54)

Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers:
suzzee Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery)
kingfish - Chester Cheetah, Cheetah Completa & Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies.


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"RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by kingfish on 03-03-17 at 07:46 PM
Old pornstasch is back again, but I used his trashy stasch up last season, and outcome of the copyright lawsuit did not go my way, so I will bequeath it to another. Any other. Take it. It's yours.

I will operate as Chester Cheeto, with a cheesy twist.

"RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-03-17 at 09:39 PM
Chester Cheeto is already in the Big House... I mean White House and I think there are some cheesy twists coming down the pipe. Yikes.
"RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by kingfish on 03-04-17 at 10:54 AM
Oh yeah. My people are so tremendous. Seen the boobs on Ivankacheeto? So tremendous. You should just grab her pushy. It's tremendous.
"RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by tribephyl on 03-04-17 at 01:08 PM
"Top Ten Reasons to play BTS: Game Changers/Game of Strangers/Changelings"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-04-17 at 05:45 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-04-17 AT 05:50 PM (EST)


10. T-POTUS Donald Trump has never tweeted about BTS
9. All of the role playing, but none of the stigma of Furry Conventions
8. Vitamin Snark is an important part of a well-balanced diet
7. Better for brain development than Sudoku, the National Enquirer and the Word Jumble combined
6. Does not involve government "tapping of wires"
5. Burn 10-15 calories per post
4. Doesn't require any exotic sexual devices or positions *
3. Improves math scores by over 150%
2. Personalized one-of-a-kind sig pic hand curated by Tribe
and finally...
1. Re-read #2 again and bask in every word. HAND. CURATED. ALL. NATURAL. GMO. FREE. TRIBEPHYL. SIG PIC.


* excludes kingfish and all kingfish byproducts



Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.


"RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by tribephyl on 03-05-17 at 12:25 PM
A more presidential version...
"RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by kingfish on 03-06-17 at 10:59 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-06-17 AT 11:01 AM (EST)

Even better.

I have evidence that Pornstasch bugged the coconut tree office.

"RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-06-17 at 02:57 PM
I have evidence that Chester Cheetah was hit in the head with a coconut. Complete with multiple bounces.

I have further, oranger evidence that it's going to be pretty lonely around here if we don't get the word out.



Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
"RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by kingfish on 03-07-17 at 11:01 AM
I have evidence that EPMB is a pushy grabber, and drops coconuts on people.
"RE: Be The Survivor S34 - Sign Up Thresd - Game Changers/Game of Strangers"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-08-17 at 08:13 PM

Hey, everybody needs a hobby or two!