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RollDdice 5778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-02-16, 10:33 PM (EST) ""Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" Get ready to hang a Toe Tag on the Brawny tribe. Jennifer's ear worms were dining at the Golden Corral all-you-can-eat Cerebral Cortex bar when she torpedoed herself at the last Tribal Council. This leaves them two down and gasping for air. Beauty Tai is on his way to the Super Idol, but has trouble holding on to his special tool. Over at Brawn, Alecia has trouble holding on as well as Scot and Kyle scramble for the clues and the key. The Immunity Challenge is all about carbo-loading as the tribes work to carry their rice. Will Toe Tag three-peat, or will another tribe get the opportunity to visit with Jiffy at Tribal Council? Mark "Circle The Wagons" Burnett   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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kingfish 18815 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-16, 11:51 AM (EST) 1. "As The Worm Turns" LAST EDITED ON 03-03-16 AT 04:13 PM (EST) (Sorry Tribe, but I just had to use this cool sig at least once.) Hello again from my lofty perch in this here Coconut tree, up in the Ozone layer where the UV rays are the most intense and no SPF is ever sufficient to keep one’s hide from frying, it is I, Bill, the ToTangGondolwattleChanLoMan, here to enlighten, energize, and entertain you with spoilers Au Jus. Or is it Du Jour? My Spanish is a little rusty. But either way, I’m here for you. Just you and no one else, and you know who you are. Unfortunately, the Really Really Raunchy girls from the Really Really Raunchy Girls finishing school of Fine Farts and the Kama Sutra in 3-D Rev. 2.0 are still no shows. After out pointing the Russian Girls in the World Chocolate Pudding Wrestling Championship competition, they decided to go pro. They now sport a Nike Swoosh tattooed on each of their juicy ripe and very caressable butt cheeks, M&M logos under their equally caressable boobieolas, and Pennzoil emblems on their face cheeks. Because they are in a sport that prohibits clothing of kind below the neck, sponsors can only use Do-Rags and body paint for their advertising, and the space is limited. Still, a skilled manager such as myself can get upwards of $10 grand a square inch, and with an 80/20 split, we are all raking it in. So don’t weep for me, Argentina. However I still have a duty to you, and it's my pleasure to present this week’s spoilers, with only a few commercial interruptions to pay for the air time and to hire the minimum wage street people to bring these pristine (after we disinfect them, of course) spoilers to me. Also to pay my jet and helicopter pilots – basic necessity, of course. Clorox, “Get Your Whites Whiter with Clorox” Spoiler #1 – This week, the Worm Turned on Liz. And if they keep knocking off the eye candy, I may have to intervene. I know where the EPMB lives, his route to work every day, and I know where they board their dog. So I have a contingency plan. Marlboro, “You Could Be Cool Too, If You Smoked Marlboro” Spoiler #2 – Peter Peter, Ego eater, thought he ran things, now he’s meeker. (Hee Hee, that vote wiped that little smirk right off your face, didn’t it? Heh Heh.) Dunkin Donuts, “Where to find a Cop” Spoiler #3 – Dizzy Debbie will tell us once again just how smart she is, how to play the game, How to lose by “This Much” and WHAT WE NEED TO DO RIGHT NOW!! Enough already. Oh yes, and why boobless women have such an advantage (Dumb Bitch). Maxwell House, “Where to find a Cup” Spoiler #4 – The Brawn and Brains tribes are filing an Unlawful Competitive Advantage lawsuit against the Beauty tribe because having a challenge that Caleb used to try and eliminate Frankie was unfair and made them cry. It is unlikely that even the Supreme Court will be able to untangle this mess, however. I predict a 4-4 split, with Judge Thomas offering "Whut?" as an opinion. Chevy Land, “Where to find a Coupe” Spoiler #5 – Promos are advertising mayhem and mass medical evacuations. The Island Cannibals are dancing, beating their drums, and getting the water in their pots a-boiling. Viagra, “Where to find a Boner” Spoiler #6 – Speaking of boners, Tai is still making eyes (and boners) at Caleb, who isn’t running away. But you’ll have to get the real inside details from the night camera crew, we have a PG problem here. However I can tell you that Tai is one of the most resourceful and competent guys they ever recruited, and although he is an appealing guy, he should have been on the brains tribe. And he’s probably why America lost the war in Viet Nam. They are a very sneaky smart people. The Mustang Ranch, “Home of the Poke” Spoiler #7 – Cydney the Rat. Rattus Cydneyius. Her strategy seems to be to rat out as many of her tribe mates as she can. She lets Jenn include her in an all-girls alliance, then rats her out to the boys. Then she rats out Alecia’s clue to the boys. Something tells me that this is a self-defeating strategy, but time will tell. T-Mobile, “Where to go to not get reception” (Sorry, a little personal problem) Spoiler #8 – Donald Trump Fired everyone on the Brawn and Beauty Tribes. “The Brains are Huge, Tremendous, and those other guys bring drugs and criminals onto the island, and we should deport them.” I know Tribe branded this sig, but he didn't have to make us pay royalties.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5924 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-16, 12:55 PM (EST) 2. "RE: As The Worm Turns" Product placement, careful Jiffy Pop will swipe that notion and we'll have Sprint family visits and cars & trucks and I'm wondering if Uncle Ben was sponsoring the giant bag-o-rice challenge.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RollDdice 5778 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-16, 03:44 PM (EST) 5. "RE: As The Worm Turns" See BS and the FCC have been all over me lately. They say that I "unduly influence the game of Survivor". But it's not a game-- it's Gamertainment-- and I can do whatever I want. But under their watchful and unblinking eye, I had to stop waterboarding the contestants this week and let them vote out Liz. A damn shame. I think Liz held dual citizenship as a Brain and a Beauty. That and the added expense of constructing an electrified fence around Liz to keep Jiffy away. Mark "It ain't easy being me." Burnett   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 5924 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-16, 01:02 PM (EST) 3. "RE: "Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" I was lied to. ME! How can brainy people lie like that. humph.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18815 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-16, 02:20 PM (EST) 4. "RE: "Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" So, like, why doesn't Tai like me? I'm the pretty boy on this tribe, aren't I?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Aruba 2336 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 03-03-16, 09:42 PM (EST) 6. "RE: "Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" May as well start off with Production. I suppose time constraints did not allow focusing on the Brawn’s “Love” from home, but a few seconds just to state what they got wouldn’t have put them back all that much. I guess we can chalk that up to example #1001 why Production SUCKS. Well we do know about Jason’s Teddy. My knee-jerk reaction would be to bash him for that, but it could be his daughter’s. Maybe his autistic daughter. So Debbie is calling her gameplay thus far “Under the Radar” strategy. Thank goodness for our country’s security one of her other gazillion job related experiences was not working for our Defense Department. When Jiffy tried to trip up Peter and remind him that Law Enforcement Officer Tony lied like a rug on his way to winning the first BBB, Peter could have replied honestly and accurately stating Tony played and searched harder than anyone that season to earn his win. Instead he attributed his deceitful lying ways to being a member of the “younger” generations...which BTW constitutes over 90% of the players this season...and every season for that matter. Brilliant; REAL brilliant. I guess we should be prepared for a weekly dose of Tai’s prior hardships in the refugee camp back in Nam; but don’t be whining about how things didn’t come easy for you there in Cambodia. The reason the idol wasn’t retrieved as easy as it could have been was because YOU were the dumb A$$ who lost the tool to begin with. The only contribution we’ve gotten from Anna in the past two weeks is the shocking revelation that Nick’s smile is “fake.” If she advances deep enough in the game when starvation sets in, we should get some confirmation if Anna’s boobies are just as “fake” as Nick’s smile. Finally this episode’s TC. Both of the Mental Meltdown Maiden’s were involved in the initial three-way tie. Well done...they’re not labeled the Brain tribe for nothing. But let’s recap Brainy Liz’s quotable quotes: “Losing the challenge was good for me” and “The Bootee tonight won’t be shocked.” Too bad she couldn’t have created another one of her silly contraptions to give herself a reality check—and if this one actually worked she might still be in the game. Just when you thought her ignorant quotes were over, her final words stated “it wasn’t the numbers” that did her in. REALLY??? Her two votes were enough to put her in a tie for a final vote. And in the final tally she was told to bring up her torch EVEN BEFORE ALL THE VOTES WERE READ! Sorry Sweetie Pie; but in the end the numbers DID you in. This is the first (and probably only time) I give a first-grade math lesson to a “Quantitative Strategist.”   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18815 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-05-16, 01:17 PM (EST) 7. "RE: "Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" Hey, you probably didn't know this, but Debbie invented Radar.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Aruba 2336 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 03-05-16, 05:44 PM (EST) 8. "RE: "Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" You're right, I didn't know. But hey, with the episode she had if she wants to steal the credit from Al Gore for inventing the internet I won't stand in her way.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Agman2 2301 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 03-09-16, 11:43 AM (EST) 12. "RE: "Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" She also invented the internet.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18815 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-07-16, 09:29 AM (EST) 9. "RE: "Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" LAST EDITED ON 03-09-16 AT 12:35 PM (EST) Hey! Where my friend go? Where my pretty friend go? He have big muscles. He my special friend. He here one minute, then he not here. Where he go?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 18815 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-08-16, 10:57 AM (EST) 10. "RE: "Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" LAST EDITED ON 03-08-16 AT 01:16 PM (EST) "Well Jeff, I'm in this to win, and I think I am going to be a challenge threat" "Oh wait, is that your pencil on the ground? Let me just bend over and get that for you. While I'm bent over, looking up at you with one of my sultry looks, poised in this position, sweat glistening off my spectacular cleavage, tan lines exposed on my cheerleader butt..." "Oh. It isn't your's"? Well, what about this sea shell, shall I get that for you? Oops, that naughty Bikini knot just keeps coming loose, can you fix it for me? Oh not so tight, my ladies need room. See how they move when I breath in, then breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out." "So what's your next question, Jeff? Do you mind if I do a few jumping jacks while you interview me?"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Aruba 2336 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 03-08-16, 07:46 PM (EST) 11. "RE: "Be The Survivor" S32 Ep03: "The Circle of Jerks"" No my pencil is not on the ground...actually it's in my front pants pocket. As you can see it's one of those thick #2 Graphite flat point Carpenter Pencils! Please don't do any jumping jacks. We wouldn't want you to overexert yourself in this 100 degree heat and be medivaced out of the game. What would I have to stare at for the next 29 days? I'll have Production bring in a trampoline!!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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