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"Be The Survivor S32 - Sign Up Thresd - It's So Rong"
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02-15-16, 02:24 PM (EST)
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"Be The Survivor S32 - Sign Up Thresd - It's So Rong" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-15-16 AT 04:11 PM (EST) Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen and those of you who haven't yet decided. I am Mark "T-Bone" Burnett, your EPMB, your Master Manipulator and Pimp for every country unfamiliar with the words "minimum wage".
Once again we have bent the dictionary definitions of the words "Brains", "Beauty" and "Brawn" with our Casting Department choices. Apparently, just throwing a net over the local bars, shelters and modeling agencies doesn't yield the cream of the crop. Well, enjoy the dregs as you select your Survivor 2016 Kaoh Rong "Be The Survivor" contestants. Here's your Cast Members tapas menu: Brains Tribe - Chan Loh Aubry Bracco- 29 Social Media Marketer (Her name means "Leader of the Elves") Peter Baggenstos- 34 ER Doctor (A Swiss Jamaican ukulele player) Neal Gottlieb- 38 Ice Cream Entrepreneur (Three Twins Ice Cream) Joseph Del Campo- 112 (Ooops, correction): 72 year old Former FBI Agent Elisabeth Markham- 27 - Quantitative Strategist {Nobody knows what that is, but it's the got the word tit right in the middle, so kingfish's excited...} Debbie Wanner- 49 Chemist (Debbie the Chemist, not Bob the Chemist) Beauty Tribe - Gondol Anna Khait- 26 Pro Poker player, frontball? (handball) player Michele Fitzgerald- 24 Bartender (Inspiration in life = Harry Potter) Nick Maiorano- 30 Personal Trainer Tai Trang- 51 Gardener (Vietnamese man who thinks Cambodia is his hometown) Caleb Reynolds- 28 Army Veteran (former Big Brother contestant) Julia Sokolowski- 19 College Student Brawn Tribe - To Tang Jennifer Lanzetti- 38 - Contractor Scot Pollard- 40 Former NBA champion Darnell Hamilton- 27 Postal Worker (Personal hero = Jesus) Kyle Jason- 31 Bounty Hunter (Hobbies: Kicking in doors, getting tattoos and riding my motorcycle) Alecia Holden- 24 Real Estate Agent Cydney Gillon- 23 Body Builder Supporting Cast, Inanimate Objects and Assorted Snarkers: suzzee Coconut Gallery (AKA: Nut Gallery) kingfish - Identity motif TBA, Benevolent Benefactor of The Boobies.
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tribephyl 12025 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-15-16, 03:01 PM (EST)
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1. "I'm on board" |
pushing some pixels will be my joy. Let me know what character you want and I'll see what ends up getting squeezed out.
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kingfish 18883 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-15-16, 03:30 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: I'm on board" |
Once again I will have to change my nom de plum for security reasons. It seems someone has leaked my Left Nipple of God identity, and the Federales are once again hot on my trail. Leakers will leak. My trail consists of Moped parts and used tubes of lube as well as a set of tracks laid down by the various animals used as messenger interns. Maybe I should have tied brooms to their tails so that they could hide their tracks. Dang, that would have been a pretty good idea. Oh well. Anyway, so far I've come up with "Beast Banana Mode Spoiler Cowboy", "Screaming de la Cream", "I be Dr. Dreadful, Mon", "What? What? Huh Huh?", "Chairman of all things Clitoral", and "The Amscray Kid". More to come.
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RollDdice 5781 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-16-16, 05:55 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: I'm on board" |
Also thinking ToTangGondolwattleChanLoMan. That may be lunch repeating on you.
Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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kingfish 18883 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-16-16, 06:11 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: I'm on board" |
I think you may have just given us the germ of an idea for a sig. graphic. I probably won't want to use it very often if it's too graphic, but would honor the gift if it indeed becomes a gift.
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suzzee 5930 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-19-16, 02:49 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be The Survivor S32 - Sign Up Thresd - It's So Rong" |
I must have missed this, thanks for saving the coconut gallery for me! Last few seasons I've picked a cast member for this and wham, out they go in 2 episodes. I'm a little gun shy BUT the show must go on. There are so many goofballs this season. Give me Aubry, Tag line "Stuck in my head again." or "Fried Egghead" THanks Rolly!! 
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tribephyl 12025 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-19-16, 11:52 PM (EST)
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8. "Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darnell)" |
Pick one and run with it. Trade for another, ask for more changes, I don't care...Alecia
 Anna
 Aubry
 Caleb
 Cydney
 Debbie
 Jason
 Jenny
 Joe
 Julia
 Liz
 Michele
 Neal
 Nick
 Peter
 Scot
 Tai
 Yeah, some are good, others a little less inspired. But I am willing to revisit some of the one's y'all wanna play with.
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suzzee 5930 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-25-16, 02:29 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Siggies Part 2: The Cast (-Darnell)" |
What a fun group, I just love the nic-names. Caleb Metro Cowboy Scot the actual giant?? lmao. well done my friend. I'm going to try and use every single one that nobody's claimed I think it might be more fun.
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