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"Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board"
tribephyl 10510 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-12-14, 06:03 AM (EST)
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"Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-18-14 AT 06:39 PM (EST)I apologize. I am too excited to wait. There is still interest in playing the Survivor dialogue game, right? We can't find a way... or two... or three... or a thousand, to poke fun at the "stereotypes" being presented here? I feel it in my fibers... We can do it! And I'm sure, Rolly will be by shortly to officially announce the start of the game. Then I'll get a PM fielding if I'm interested in pushin' pixels.
Shortly, agman will show up. Soon after, suzzee, kingfish and moley will stop by and pick up a character or two. *crosses fingers* ...and with beauty versus brawns versus brains, we got our stereotypes right there. Most impotantly, I can't wait any longer. So, In lieu of all the regularity... The Cast is listed below. Please request a character (or Snuffer, or animal, or HII; hell, we’re very accepting of cosplay here) and suggest your own 74 letter (or less) profile tweet. (I should mention that tribe reserves the right to modify profile tweets for brevity, good taste or legal reasons.) You really don't want to miss out on this one, either. C'mon, folks! Let's get some of those ripe new players. Ready for bashing. Brains David: Garrett: JTia: Kassandra: Spencer: Tasha: Brawns Cliff: Lindsey: Sarah: Trish: Tony: Woo: Beauties Alexis: Brice: Jefra: Jeremiah: LJ: Morgan: Flying Monkeys HII: agman JP: MB: Snuffer: Moley Flying Monkey King: Moley Spoiling Sam redux:
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tribephyl 10510 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-16-14, 05:49 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
first...
 then...
 and finally...

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Molaholic 8749 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-17-14, 09:17 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
I'll do the snuffer once again. My tagline: "The Tribe EPMB has spoken"I'll also take on a second personality of Flying Monkey King, with a tagline of "Olympic Poo Flinging Gold Medalist" Hopefully I'll be able to keep up.
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suzzee 5290 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-25-14, 12:47 PM (EST)
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8. "I'll be Woo" |
tweek or shorten as needed if it's too long:All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. What no Redemption Island? I'll have to think of something else won't I. Tribe, if you've got a great siggie lined up and you're looking for someone to use it. Let me volunteer my services.
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RollDdice 5691 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-25-14, 10:35 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
EPMB checking in. I'm sorry for my absence... life has been blowing up on a number of fronts. Thank you tribe for getting the ball of confusion rolling.I'm on the case and hope I don't have to beat the bushes too hard for signups. S28 starts tomorrow night and I'll be here to start the thresd. Have fun everyone and snark hard! Executive Producer Mark Burnett
Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
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kingfish 16944 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-26-14, 11:52 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
Just to be clear, Spoiling Sam does not do Ducks. Or Re-ducks.He has standards in waterfowl and waterfowl repeats. He can't precisely define them at the moment because....Oh look, a butterfly...wow...cool...now there are two of them...wow...that's so cool... …where was I? Oh yeah, Spoiling Sam does not do ducks. Sometimes he should duck, it can be painful not to, but even then reducking doesn't seem to help. So he quit doing re-ducks. He should quit talking of himself in the third person too, but although he attends weekly meetings of third party talkers anonymous, it seems to not be happening at this time. Anyway, sign me up for another exciting season of Survivor MMXXIIVVDDCC (or whatever). Spoiling Sam Redeux has had to move his hideout to the caves of Colorado. Not because the Mexican authorities were ever a threat (Pfffft. My girls had those taco eaters in the palm of their hands - use your imagination here) but because of the recent change in Colorado pot laws. (BTW, Disclaimer: Tacoeater is not a disrespectful term, they each signed a waiver to not be offended by being called tacoeaters. So there! Calling them Tortilla Tossers, on the other hand, will earn you a harsh look from any self-respecting tacoeater). A legal Rocky Mountain high feels real weird for us, but still, this stuff they grow here is stupefying, and that helps when wheedling spoilers from Survivor cast and crew. Although Probst is always a chump even when he’s sober, give him a little Green from Estes Park and he spills like, like, like a bucket. Or something. This stuff really does mess up similes and metaphors.
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Agman2 190 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-26-14, 02:38 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
Wow, that post is a real quack-up. I'd like to hire you to write some more but I'm worried about how much the bill would be.You have great talent and seem to be a real wise-quacker and I'm really down with that. Keep it up, and I'm sure you'll be able to keep all your dux in a row. 
I hope I didn't offend with this post, as I tried not to say anything fowl
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kingfish 16944 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-26-14, 03:13 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
You do realize that you just laid an egg, don't you?
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Agman2 190 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-26-14, 03:31 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-26-14 AT 05:09 PM (EST)I was just trying hatch a plan to get more posts!  
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Agman2 190 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-26-14, 05:12 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
Gotta have something to shoot for!

Although that might be a little too ambitious! 
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Agman2 190 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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02-26-14, 05:27 PM (EST)
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20. "If we don't get enough people..." |
LAST EDITED ON 02-26-14 AT 05:45 PM (EST) ...I'll be Tony with the tagline, "I'm not gonna eat no rat"

*I'm slowly getting closer Jbug. I'll catch you by next week!!!`
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Scarlett O Hara 3317 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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02-26-14, 08:45 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Be The Survivor: S28 Cagayan SignUp Board" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-27-14 AT 08:42 AM (EST)I'll volunteer to be Morgan on the Beauty tribe. Tagline ... Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? OR I'm HOT and your not. 
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