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"“Be The Survivor” S27 Ep05: “I Think The Word Is ‘Big Kahoonas’”"
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"“Be The Survivor” S27 Ep05: “I Think The Word Is ‘Big Kahoonas’”" |
Country Cousin Caleb comes up from under the radar. The RI Duel / WWE “Tag! You’re it!” rule becomes a factor as Brad and Monica ponder a substitution. And it’s another order of Tribal Council with a side of blind.
Mark "I told you this RI thing would work" Burnett
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10-17-13, 02:38 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: “Be The Survivor” S27 Ep05: “I Think The Word Is ‘Big Kahoonas’”" |
I'm going to apply for future nuclear test site consideration. Who's with me.
I have to get more money if I'm going to be the star.
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10-18-13, 09:56 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: “Be The Survivor” S27 Ep05: “I Think The Word Is ‘Big Kahoonas’”" |
LAST EDITED ON 10-18-13 AT 09:57 AM (EST)The Island cannibals vote NO. The addition of the evictee BBQ pit was a good thing, and the After Dark shows have been entertaining. They did express some reservations about eating Candice, however. Even dead, eviserated, and slow roasted she scared little boogers of snot out of them. Marissa was someone they could sink their sharpened little teeth into, but Rupert was much too gamey. They are awaiting a fat corn fed side of beefcake.
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10-18-13, 09:51 AM (EST)
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2. "We got cher spoilers, get cher spoilers right here..." |
Spoiling Sam here, with the latest and greasiest. We had a BBQ and forgot to get napkins, wipes, bibs, utensils, plates, etc. It was a grease fest that turned into our usual sex fest, and at the end of it all of my sweet but naughty nymphs (and me) were slithering and writhing in a greasy ball of undulating appendages. No one had any idea who was schtuping who. But it didn’t matter, everyone got their schtup on, and everyone went to bed happy. Afterward the girls got to work on the spoiler intelligence front. They twerked, they slithered on their bellies like reptiles, they offered temptations that put Odysseus’s Sirens to shame, and they got results, and those results that were not of the more liquid nature were spoilers and were smuggled out in oversized coconuts bras. And here they are: Spoiler #1: It is the opinion of us here at the RRRaunchy School for RRRaunchy Girls school that Candice is a fire breathing bitch. This is more of an opinion alert than a spoiler alert, but such is life. Spoiler #2: Probst has offered to your loyal spoiler specialist (me) this for next week, “Next Week will be the biggest blindside ever!” There you have it, straight from the donkey’s mouth. Spoiler #3: Laura massaged Ara’s back during the day, and raised his flagpole at night. Next, in the most shocking twist (as far as wrist action goes) in Redemption Island history she will help Brad and John achieve new heights of, of, well, something. OK, she will sex them into puddles of spasmodic ectoplasm incapable of offering any resistance at the next RI challenge. Smart. She could take her wedding ring off during all this, but no matter. Spoiler #4: Caleb will confirm that he could swing with the girls or with the boys. Finally, someone with a strategy. Spoiler #5: Add “Ring Toss” to the list of stuff that Gervase can’t do. And add “Skunk Eye” to Laura B’s list of nicknames. Spoiler #6: One look at Beach Bum Tina after a couple weeks in the sun and the rumor that Halloween has hit the islands early seems mighty likely. And for the truly horrifying Halloween experience, the kids get to look at KATIE’S TOENAILS!!! eeooooeeeewhooooowheee! Bring on the Puke bags. Only 18 yo and older allowed. 
shhhhh! I stole this from Tribe and I ain't gonna give it back.
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10-21-13, 09:31 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: We got cher spoilers, get cher spoilers right here..." |
Laura-tweets denials that the massage that gave Survivor an RRR rating wasn't anything she hasn't given anyone else. Note to Laura: the cameras have night vision and Aras' purring gave the whole thing away.
Going to go into the massage parlor business next.
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10-21-13, 10:11 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: We got cher spoilers, get cher spoilers right here..." |
LAST EDITED ON 10-21-13 AT 10:11 AM (EST)I'm going to guess that neither of you have heard of "it" being referred to as "sex(ing) them into puddles of spasmodic ectoplasm" before. I only mention this to point out that the term is original with me and ©'ed, and that Fooner should keep his sticky mitts off of it.
Tribe put the Louse in Louser Lodge.
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