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RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-14-13, 00:35 AM (EST) ""Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" Rainy day fun time. Search for the HII. Reward Challenge. Camp life. All of your standard Survivor plot points. Sort of like watching an anorexic ice skater breeze through Compulsories. But then Brandon's meds run out and we begin the Artistic Pairs Skating portion, featuring Brandon and Secret Agent Phillip. Thrills and chills, rice is spilled and Brandon drives the Editors into "stretch" mode by eliminating the need for Tribal Council. Note to the CBS Overlords: I'm going to have to double or triple up on the post-show counseling... especially for poor Dawn. Mark "Next...Survivor Extreme: Now with weapons!" Burnett   Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... kingfish 03-14-13 1    RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... suzzee 03-14-13 2        RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... jbug 03-18-13 15  RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... suzzee 03-14-13 3  The line forms here suzzee 03-14-13 4    RE: The line forms here RollDdice 03-14-13 5        RE: The line forms here suzzee 03-15-13 8            RE: The line forms here RollDdice 03-15-13 10                RE: The line forms here kingfish 03-15-13 11  RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... Molaholic 03-14-13 6    RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... suzzee 03-15-13 9  RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... kingfish 03-15-13 7  RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... Scarlett O Hara 03-16-13 12  RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... kingfish 03-17-13 13    RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... suzzee 03-18-13 16  RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... jbug 03-18-13 14    RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... suzzee 03-18-13 17        Who are You? jbug 03-18-13 18  RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... kingfish 03-18-13 19  RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I... kingfish 03-19-13 20

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kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-14-13, 08:47 AM (EST) 1. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" Spoiler the First: Mike, the Viking also known as "Red Ponytail Beard", has his feet jacked. And I bet that stung. Spoiler the Second: Sherri the "Circular Thinker”, didn't want her tribe to vote for strength over whatever Laura brings to the table (loyalty?) at TC. Then at the Challenge Sherri didn't have the strength to toss a coconut, and therefore contributed to their loss. So her thought after the challenge is that they should have listened to her and kept weak Laura. Because, obviously, they needed one more who couldn't throw a coconut. Spoiler the Third: The coconuts have been very hard to live with since the challenge when they were the center of attention. "Suck it, monkeys", and "Coconuts Rule, Crabs eat sand" were among the put downs heard coming from the coconuts amid a lot of chest ponding and stomping around. It is rumored that the coconuts are getting tattoos that denigrate the lizards and mock the snakes.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 03-14-13, 02:02 PM (EST) 2. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" We're renting our back sides out for advertising. Bite Me   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-18-13, 09:24 AM (EST) 15. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" You've also been seen hanging out with the Philiminator. I've seen you there. Got torn into a bit, didn't you?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 03-14-13, 02:03 PM (EST) 3. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" Oh goodie, I got to hold the Immunity Idol. Let's all pretend we really won it k? I’ve got you under my wheels.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 03-14-13, 02:05 PM (EST) 4. "The line forms here" Free Jiffy massages for all the potential maniacs. Bite Me   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-14-13, 05:25 PM (EST) 5. "RE: The line forms here" Was that a massage or weapons check?   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 03-15-13, 05:09 PM (EST) 8. "RE: The line forms here" Excellent point although even Jiffy would stop at a body cavity search. Bite Me   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

RollDdice 5659 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-13, 05:47 PM (EST) 10. "RE: The line forms here" ... body cavity search. Or as they say in Brandon's neighborhood, "Come over and look at my trailer." Cue the banjo music.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-13, 10:06 PM (EST) 11. "RE: The line forms here" Or "Meet me behind the Challenge later."   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Molaholic 8451 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-14-13, 11:52 PM (EST) 6. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" What happened? I was hanging around in the Green Room waiting for TC to finish (my weekly cue) when BING-BANG-BOOM here comes that Bat-Guano Crazy dude with all the tats. Says he's officially toast and I don't have to go out with Jiffy. I'm calling my agent. Then my lawyer. EPMB owes me big time.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 03-15-13, 05:11 PM (EST) 9. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" Vacation day! Bite Me   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-13, 10:31 AM (EST) 7. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" LAST EDITED ON 03-15-13 AT 10:33 AM (EST) Survivor Quote Spoilers: (Mike) ”I’m OK as long as Reynold doesn't find the HI again”. (Or words to that effect.) Minutes later Reynold finds the HI. Presumably that means that Mike is not OK. (Reynold, after finding the HI) “This time I’m not gonna tell nobody, no how, no way. Gonna zip the lip this time, ain’t gonna tell nobody. Nobody! None! Nada! Ninguno! Do you hear me? Nobody! Uh Uh! A big Nosiree to that!” (Or words to that effect.) Minutes later he tells Eddie he has it. We can safely assume that this means that within six nanoseconds everyone except Phillip will also be informed. If Phillip would of shut up for six nanoseconds, he would also have heard the news. Million Dollar Quote. (From Brandon as he is being escorted in chains to the prison barge. Figuratively.) ”Just don’t let Phillip win it!” Up until that moment, after Brandon, the person I wanted most to not win the season was Phillip. But Brandon, with that statement, changed my mind. Now I'm like "Go Mr. Stealth agent 007, ‘In touch with your Indian ancestors’, 'Giver of Silly Name's, and 'Director of Silly Walks', and all the rest the bullcrap. As of now, your're my guy. Just to PO Brandon, just to make the little gnome fume, I’d like to see you win. Finally, condolences to the Snuffer Plunger. As happened with Shamu last week, you didn’t get your snuff. You were once again denied the satisfaction of killing the dreams and aspirations of an A'hole, and beginning their decent into the depths of a tortured mental hell of self-doubt and loathing which usually (and in those two cases, quite rightly) ends in suicide. Tough Titty. Life is hard. To the Shwack shack with you!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

Scarlett O Hara 3259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-16-13, 09:02 PM (EST) 12. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" I am swiftly becoming the best idol-finder yet! The other bozos around here need to line up and take a lesson from me. Clues? Who needs clues to find a silly idol. My fate is sealed in this game - I'm planning on sticking around for a while. Hey Julie, come over here and scratch my idol.... Yes, I was recruited for this show and yes, EPMB's lackeys lead me to the hidden idols, but whose complaining - they need some real eye candy, so I do what I'm told.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-17-13, 05:18 PM (EST) 13. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" Spoiler: Our on the beach reporter reports that white smoke is rising from the camp fire. Apparently the tribe has unanimously voted to elect a new Poop to leave the island, not, as we initially suspected, Mike Skupin diving into the fire again. That would have been last season. And Australia, And a number of other times that didn't get reported. Free Sigpics by TribePhil at the "Be the Surivor" thread in Survivor Bashers. Sign up now!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 03-18-13, 02:19 PM (EST) 16. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" Spoilers on electing a new Poop? Does that make you a stool pigeon? eww Ivan! Run Away! Run Away!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-18-13, 09:22 AM (EST) 14. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" Don't you worry about me. I'm just going off behind these rocks and cry for awhile...like for the next 3 months...or more. ]   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

suzzee 4956 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 03-18-13, 02:25 PM (EST) 17. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" At least you have a camera man following you around, Jiffy said I wasn't worth the time. humph boo-hoo I’ve got you under my wheels.   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

jbug 16685 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-18-13, 02:28 PM (EST) 18. "Who are You?"   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-18-13, 03:36 PM (EST) 19. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" Spoiler: It has finally been revealed that what Phillip brought with him as personal items was his collection of Action Figures. He spends whole afternoons absorbed in playing in the sand with the Agent 007 action figure (himself), the Stealth Man (himself again), Barbie (yeah, he has Barbie Dolls. Ken dolls too, all decked out in red Tidy Whities), the Demon Liar Man (Brandon, who else?), Eric The Red(Matt), Kent Clark (Mike), Wonder Woman (Corrine), Madam Wu (Brenda), the Sly Fox Man (Malcolm), the Lovably Evil Brainiac Man (Cochran), and the others. Right now he has Agent 007 leading a parade where every figure including sweet Barbie stomps on the face of the defeated Demon Liar Man. He has Ken pull down his tiny red knickers to moon him. Free Sigpics by TribePhil at the "Be the Surivor" thread in Survivor Bashers. Sign up now!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

kingfish 16088 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-19-13, 11:52 AM (EST) 20. "RE: "Be The Survivor": S26 Ep05: "I'm The Author Of My Own Psych Eval"" Spoiler: We finally figured out the secret to Malcolm’s success this season. It's the same as last season. Apparently he smuggled a cell phone onto the island and is texting with Denise late at night. Denise’s advice has been to lie low and let the Bat-S**t crazy survivors eliminate themselves, be the pretty boy in order to get the women’s votes, get to the merge, then quietly poison each remaining survivor (non-lethally) so that there is always someone who gets a medical evacuation. Hey, it could work. Spoiler: Phillip’s alien space ship has been located in the Jungle. Free Sigpics by TribePhil at the "Be the Surivor" thread in Survivor Bashers. Sign up now!   Remove | Alert Edit | Reply | Reply With Quote | Top

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