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""S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
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10-24-12, 09:18 PM (EST)
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""S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
In the moment that none of us have been waiting for, "Facts of DAW" star Lisa Whelchel and "Lack of Sex" therapist Denise Stapley go 'mustache a mustache', pushing a dirty ball in the mud. When that doesn't work, they unleash the unprecedented* Let's Make A Deal gambit to break the stalemate.

In other news... Mike eats rice, Artis sees that as a vice and Abi doesn't play nice.

* Unprecedented except for the half dozen other times it's been done.




Mark "When in doubt... women and mud" Burnett
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 RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... MissMyth 10-25-12 1
   RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... byoffer 10-25-12 2
   RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... suzzee 10-26-12 6
 RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... byoffer 10-25-12 3
   RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... suzzee 10-26-12 5
 Fantasy Slut league kingfish 10-25-12 4
   RE: Fantasy Slut league suzzee 10-26-12 7
 RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... jbug 10-29-12 8
   RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... suzzee 10-29-12 9
       RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... jbug 10-30-12 10
           RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... suzzee 10-30-12 11
               RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... byoffer 10-31-12 12
                   RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dir... suzzee 10-31-12 13

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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
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10-25-12, 01:49 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
Gotta give Lisa props for hanging tough out there. Why couldn't they have sent Abi out? Smushing her into the mud would have been sooooooo satisfying.

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2. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
Hey, if we had sent Abi out I might have smashed her into the mud.


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10-26-12, 11:59 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
Maybe if we sit her out enough she'll just forget to show up one of these days.


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10-25-12, 03:30 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
How about Abi and Artis byotching and blaming me for going along with the deal for the rice, and doing it from the sidelines. Did I make the deal? No, that was Penner. Did I go along with the deal? Yes. But so did the others on Tandang. All I did was do the speaking.

Let's wait and see just how hungry Kalabaw gets now that they have given away all their rice. Short term gain could lead to long term pain for them.

Speaking of pain, I am pretty proud of myself for competing in a very physical challenge and surviving without getting my nuts cracked (though Penner was trying!!).


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10-26-12, 11:58 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
Yeah Mike, We coconuts were feeling a little sympathy pain for you. So was that a foreshadowing of a close, close alliance?



What a lovely bunch of coconuts.

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10-25-12, 06:00 PM (EST)
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4. "Fantasy Slut league"
As usual, California high schooler’s are right on the cutting edge of sluttiness, and even the Raunchy girls of my Finishing school for really really raunchy novitiates can admire them.

They inspired us to set up our own Fantasy slut league, where you pick the girls you want on your fantasy team and compete with other fantasy teams. Sluts perform various acts, and whoever has that slut on their team earns points based on a slippery sliding scale of daring, imagination, duration, and in general, lustiness.

Never fear, though, we still still do our daily "Sluts on Parade" too.

Because they also moonlight for me on this survivor spoiler gig, I had to recuse myself from participating in the Fantasy league, mainly becasue I participate in the actual action. It probably wouldn’t be fair, and if I were to be seen to be cheating, then who would believe me when I report the latest spoilers?

As follows:

Spoiler #1: Last episode we saw Dawson learn that you shouldn't tease a bear. Or an ex-Astro.

Spoiler #2: Katie will mention that she doesn’t perform awesome (significant pause, wink wink) during challenges. She does do awesomely when performing for the night shift crew, however.

Spoiler #3: Penner tries to talk turkey with Mike “Scabs” Skupin, little knowing that Scabs actually thinks (and eats) like a chicken.

Spoiler #4: Abi Plays in a challenge this week. Mainly because she didn't actually have to do anything but threaten and complain, and with the implicit promise to explode her Brazilian bomb self. Those Latina, you just never know what's a’gonna happen.

Spoiler #5: In the Reward Challenge, Lisa will be all over Denise, and soon it will become a mutually satisfying wresting match. It will start out with the usual frenetic action as one would expect, and then wind down as they both are spent and breathing deeply. Finally, they are just holding each other and making small talk.

Spoiler #6: After discovering what fun mud wresting can be with Lisa, Denise volunteers to mud wrestle Lisa again for immunity. Or RC. Or Katie. When Probst seems hesitant, Denise offers to wrestle all three. Little tiger is she.

Spoiler #7: Ever the keenly observant commentator and chief buttinski, Blue shirt makes the observation that this challenge was unique. Never before had both tribes lost a Reward challenge.

Spoiler #8: Survivor Lesson; After starving the tribe members for a couple of weeks, let one team stuff themselves with more than their pinched stomachs can handle, and hold a projectile puking contest.

Observation: Bye Katie. It was fun watching you. And I also miss the Perfect hissy fit. A little. Not much actually.



Tribe hath madeth thisth Sigith.

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10-26-12, 12:04 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Fantasy Slut league"
They inspired us to set up our own Fantasy slut league, where you pick the girls you want on your fantasy team and compete with other fantasy teams. Sluts perform various acts, and whoever has that slut on their team earns points based on a slippery sliding scale of daring, imagination, duration, and in general, lustiness.


I think you have the basis for a copyright infringement. After all the Raunchettes have been on the slutting edge for much longer then those wannabes. Go get a sleazy lawyer and stop this blatant plagiarism.



What a lovely bunch of coconuts.

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10-29-12, 09:52 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
What the hell just happened?


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10-29-12, 11:07 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
Awww, we're sad to see you take the walk of shame. What did you do to Jiffy, tell him he was too old for you? He was such a Katie-basher.


What a lovely bunch of coconuts.

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10-30-12, 09:19 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
He was, wasn't he?
Others were not so good in challenges, but Jiffy picked on me the most. Guess I didn't throw myself at him like Dawson did.

Hey, let's compare coconuts?
Yours? hard, rock hard!
Mine? firm, perfectly shaped.


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10-30-12, 03:01 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
Yes but you've only a pair, I have a full house.


What a lovely bunch of coconuts.


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10-31-12, 11:47 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
I'd volunteer to be an independent judge, but would probably get hurt.


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13. "RE: "S25 Ep06 Be The Survivor: "Dirty Balls""
>HA!


What a lovely bunch of coconuts.

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