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"SBerica's Choice Poll Question #2"
Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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07-23-01, 00:21 AM (EST)
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"SBerica's Choice Poll Question #2" |
You are in dire need of some medical treatment. Unfortunately, all the world's doctors are occupied. That is, all except for two. Which doctor would you choose to go to for your treatment?a) Will from Big Brother or b) Sean from Survivor When I was little I prayed to God for a bike, but then I realized God doesn't work like that. So I stole a bike then prayed for forgiveness.
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Outfrontgirl 6830 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-23-01, 00:35 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: SBerica's Choice Poll Question #2" |
Sean, because he's a neurologist and I'd need my head examined... Alternate, George Clooney, guest appearance on BlowsVivor.
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Fast Eddie 625 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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07-23-01, 09:21 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: SBerica's Choice Poll Question #2" |
Same answer as the last line of this story:Two telephone linemen are working far away from civilization. One climbs down and has a pee into a bush. Out jumps a rattlesnake and bites him on you-know-where. The other guy gets on the like and phones a doctor. The doc tells him to suck out the poison. The bitten friend desperately asks: "What did he say?" "You're gonna die."
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AyatollahKhomeini 2008 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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07-25-01, 02:43 PM (EST)
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7. "ROFL!" |
Will's probably the better doctor; Sean's the better person. When Sean is a better person than you, you've scraped rock bottom. Yep, either way ... you're gonna die.I guess I'd rather have an empty-headed clown (no, not you, shakes!) kill me than have a nasty blowhard do it.
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AresMars 283 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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07-23-01, 10:27 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: SBerica's Choice Poll Question #2" |
I'd have to say Will. He may have a God complex but at least I wouldn't go in for heart surgery and have him take out my appendix because it's first inthe alphabet.
There are two types of people, predators and prey, and the sound you hear is the sharpening of my claws.
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Survivorchick 1161 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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07-23-01, 02:10 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: SBerica's Choice Poll Question #2" |
OMG! What a horrible thought. Would I rather be helped by a friendly moron or a conceited asshole? I guess I'd have to go with Will because he does seem more intelligent. Or atleast he thinks he is. Survivorchick
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Mumbo Jumbo 270 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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07-23-01, 06:48 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: SBerica's Choice Poll Question #2" |
Definitely the lovable doofus doctor over the egocentric sociopath for me. The thought of being under anesthesia and vulnerable around Will (like sitting in a paper dress) scares me. Or maybe I'd treat myself with items purchased from the hardware store until someone else became available.If you had told me after the first Survivor that the individuals on future reality shows would make me miss Richard and Sue, I would have said you were crazy. But people like Shannon, Will and Jerri make Richard look like Santa Claus.
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darbygrl 293 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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07-24-01, 09:15 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: SBerica's Choice Poll Question #2" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-24-01 AT 09:17 AM (EST)lol mumbo and mars! I would choose Dr. Sean. Alternate Jeff Probst. I'de get in my skivvies and a hospital gown for him any day....(not a choice? oh. dang.) edited to say: I see will as one of those psycho docs who would do unethical things when the patient is under anethesia. (ew!)
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Tinkerbell 1587 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall"
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07-25-01, 04:17 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: SBerica's Choice Poll Question #2" |
I would have to definately go with b) Dr. Sean. I really do think that Dr. Sean has SOME brains in his head...although it really didn't show on Survivor. He got through med school didn't he? He's just not very people savvy. Besides that...I wouldn't ever want anything that has touched Shannon to come near me.
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LadyT 5567 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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07-25-01, 04:32 PM (EST)
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9. "I choose death" |
hopefully it would be quick.What kind of doctor is Will anyway? He has OBGYN written all over him. ---------------------------- What you talkin about Willis?
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Mumbo Jumbo 270 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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07-25-01, 08:28 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: I choose death" |
I've heard him talking about working in the ER so I assumed he was an ER coverage doctor. They would need fewer people skills because you would rarely see the same patients so it kind of makes sense. However, his stint in the ER could have been during medical school. Did you see on his biography where his hero is Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man? Who has a half-machine TV guy from a third rate show as their hero? No wonder this guy is so weird. I now claims dibs on Jill Monroe from Charlie's Angels as my heroine replacing that guy in the loincloth, Gandhi. Jill has much nicer hair.
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