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"BB the Movie coming soon to a lockeddown theater near u"
cuervoandcookies 32 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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09-02-04, 09:08 AM (EST)
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"BB the Movie coming soon to a lockeddown theater near u" |
OMG!!! I really should have been headed off to bed last night, but I couldn't look away from CBs dillusional rants.Lori had to be wretching when she heard the sentence, "I could see myself and Lori doing a luv scene."!! I like how CB was setting up the premise of his sitcom. Lori's character would have a secret crush on Cowboy and so would the gay character Will allowing the two to dish about CBs dreamyness (ironic how in quasiRL Will and Karen were doing that about Drew). Cowboy and Drew's characters are players and dating different women from week to week and that's why Lori and Di's (a spunky flower shop girl) give Cowboy and Drew a hard time. I also loved how this convo started; Cowboy talking about making it to his dream of being on the big screen (I don't know about you, but the thought of seeing Cowboy's head splatted across the big screen...well, you fill in the blank). Then Adria, who I hoped was egging Cowboy on for the sheer entertainment value, said something along the lines of, "yeah, you know there could be Big Brother the Movie." Now I'm not sure how the plot of BB the Movie would work, but let me just get on board RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW the feature should be in IMAX. Please someone write a trailer for this extravganza.
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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-04, 11:50 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: BB the Movie coming soon to a lockeddown theater near u" |
Please tell me that before filming begins that the producers force Cowpat to sit down with a hairstylist (and not one that does hair for Jase or Scott) and then they actually *gasp* WASH his sweaty head. Buddy, your hair would not look like the latest in Dumb & Dumber chic if you didn't keep slamming that damn hat onto your head! (Though I imagine the hat does help to hide the beady eyes...
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txmomma26 5825 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-02-04, 02:26 PM (EST)
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2. "And the trailer....." |
Oh no, no, no, no....just when reality tv has hit an all time low (flashing several of the current HGs faces), enter the BIG BROTHER MOVIE! (Cue BB theme song) Watch as some of your favorite hamsters get their chance on the big screen. And cue....Cowboy talking about his sitcom ideas Marvin on Young & the Restless The Fitness Twins videos (or whatever they do) Jase's acting career Drew's modeling shots And then we have, the lovely 30 second montage of Cowpatty making out with everyone from Lori to Diane to Karen with Marvin fuming in the background as Julie Chen voices over that it will be the most shocking, twisted moments in BB history to be shown in select cities.
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Mr Canuck 96 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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09-06-04, 08:58 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: And the trailer....." |
The Chenbot could be an android sent to the "House" to put a stop to this non-sense (ala Terminator) but fall for the charms *YUCK* of CowpatOne day I'm gonna own a big sports bar!
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okaychatt 2810 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest"
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09-02-04, 04:21 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: BB the Movie coming soon to a lockeddown theater near u" |
CB's extravagant ego annoys the heck out of me. CB on the big screen?! That rates a 10 to the hundredth power on the EWWWWWWWWWWWW! factor. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
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redheaded_sweetheart 276 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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09-02-04, 11:10 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: BB the Movie coming soon to a lockeddown theater near u" |
It's not just the fact that he thinks he can act....He actually thinks he can be a romantic leading man. THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!
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