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"Gifts for the Houseguests!"
Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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07-30-04, 08:32 PM (EST)
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"Gifts for the Houseguests!" |
What should we give tham if we could?Poor Poor Holly. I know many of you would like to give her a clue, but I feel so bad for her, cursed as she is with being too perfect to be likeable. I want to give Holly her very own pity party. She can cry and complain about how everyone is jealous of her, she can decorate the walls with her headshot, drink all the whine she wants while applying large amounts of waterproof mascara. Yes, Holly needs a pity party, she can invite her mannequin, the only person who really understands her. For Diane, I would like to set her an appointment with a decent hair sylist. Those high lights are bad. Never ever use that Herbal Essence crap, I should know, I did my child's hair, and though it isn't as bad as Dianes, it's close. So Diane, you get decent High Lights. Marvin needs his very own mannequin, because I think he is very lonely. All that talk about the women he has all over him??? Now come on. Marvin hardly has movie star looks and that crude way he talks about women doesn't sound to me like a guy who actually spends much time with them. Besides, does Mortician scream "chick magnet" to you? No. Since a real life breathing woman would be disgusted with Marvin's creepy sex talk and grabbiness, I am giving him his very own Doll. For Scott, I would buy a pair of pants, real pants, that fit, like the grown up boys wear. And a trampoline, just because I think he'd like to jump up and down all day long. ( *note* Buggy not responsible for any injuries Scott may sustain while jumping or falling off the trampoline, that doesn't mean she won't laugh. Really loud).
Okay people, how about it? Are there some gifts you would like to give the houseguests?
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samboohoo 17173 desperate attention whore postings
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07-30-04, 09:21 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Gifts for the Houseguests!" |
For starters:Holly: She needs some Cheesse for her Whine. Jase: I'd give him an "n" for the end of his name. I know there's still an "e" there, but the "n" would certainly be an improvement. Will: I'd give him Marcellas. At first I thought Drew, but then that would ruin it for me. Scott: An eraser to fit over the end of his pencil. 
Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
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Rockytop Chick 314 desperate attention whore postings
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07-31-04, 10:14 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Gifts for the Houseguests!" |
Drew and Cowboy: a backbone for each
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Cookiehahnster 222 desperate attention whore postings
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07-31-04, 11:36 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Gifts for the Houseguests!" |
Scott: I would give him a pumice stone for the callouses he surely has on his palms.
Diane: I would give her a referral to a good orthodontist.
Cowboy: I would give him the appointment right after Diane's.
Nakomis: I would give her a sense of identity so she could stop the junvinile search.
Adria: I would give her the Buns of Steal video, so she could firm up the junk in her trunk.
Jase: I would give him back his infancy so his mother could breastfeed him this time.
Marvin: I would give him a pair of dark glasses so he could stare at the women without them knowing.
Karen and Lori: I would give them both my number, so we could hang out sometime.
Holly: I would give her her address so she can find her way home after the show.
Mike: I'd give him a scrub brush and some Ajax so he could clean up the skid marks he made in the house.
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strid333 2928 desperate attention whore postings
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07-31-04, 01:11 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Gifts for the Houseguests!" |
For N or A, I would give one of them a nice hair dye. It would make life a lot easier.
Three is the perfect number.
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings
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07-31-04, 02:25 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Gifts for the Houseguests!" |
LAST EDITED ON 07-31-04 AT 02:36 PM (EST)
I would get Marvin a nice blowup doll I think both Marvin and all the women in the house would thank me for that.
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