I almost passed out last night when the 'night vision' cameras were on Monica in the bedroom and she took off her do-rag and her long hair came off with it!

I thought the woman had been scalped! Apparently she wears those rags all the time to make sure the hair doesn't fall off when she in one of her incoherent ramblings and nodding her head up and down like one of those plastic birds filled with water that goes back and forth pecking.

What's with this bunch? Do they all have imitation body parts, or what? Nicole has those eyebrows tattooed on so thick that the little hair she has there can barely show through and Brawny Boy Hardy has his eyeliner tattooed on.

I'm wondering now if Krista doesn't have have that cold sore tattooed on her lip to hopefully get a gig after the show is over as a Blistex Spokesperson. She'd do better in a Public Service commercial about the dangers of having unprotected sex.

Bunky with phony body hair for a re-make of The Abominal Snowman?

Will with hair implants for a deal doing a little dance and song routine to "Brill Cream, a little dab'll do ya.....Brill Cream, makes ya look so debonaire..."