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"AlternaRockStar"
Rockstar: U2 -

Bono: I think your song lacked an overall sensitivity to world issues. But I liked your imitation of a hump-back whale during the coda.

Rockstar: Backstreet Boyz -

Lance: Way too harsh, dude! All that screaming! I think you need to rethink the hair products. But I like your pants.

Rockstar: Jefferson Airplane -
Grace: Man, that sucked. Try Rockstar: Starship.

Rockstar: Sex Pistols -
Johnny: *spits at contestant* You fvcking cvnt. You stupid fvcking cvnt.

Rockstar: Frankie Goes to Hollywood -
Entire band: Relax!


Your turn!



Gee this week is gonna bore me.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: AlternaRockStar geg6 08-14-06 1
   RE: AlternaRockStar rockdog 08-14-06 2
 RE: AlternaRockStar cheesybread 08-14-06 3
 RE: AlternaRockStar rockdog 08-14-06 4
   RE: AlternaRockStar ginger 08-15-06 6
 RE: AlternaRockStar Snidget 08-14-06 5
 RE: AlternaRockStar Magnolia_Rocker 08-15-06 7
 RE: AlternaRockStar MKitty 08-15-06 8
 RE: AlternaRockStar triednottowatch 08-15-06 9

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1. "RE: AlternaRockStar"
Rock Star: Bob Dylan

Bob (with back turned away from cameras and audience) - Mumble, mumble, mumble.

Rock Star: Rush

Geddy Lee - I really liked that you put lots and lots of words in, most of them making no sense at all. But where's the falsetto? Everything.must.be.sung.falsetto! Eh?

Rock Star: Kiss

Gene Simmons - Forget the men here. I don't care about them. I only want the women. Because I am so hot. Well, really it's just my tongue. But no one can resist. And, really, Shannon won't mind. So, just step into my dressing room for a few minutes and we'll see if you really have the type of talent I'm looking for. What? I don't care how you sing! Have you ever heard my band? Musical talent means nothing. It's all about the marketing and sex.

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2. "RE: AlternaRockStar"
Rockstar Bon Jovi-
Jon: That song says mullet and Z28 all over it

Rockstar Rush-
Getty:Your sound is so tight, but you should since you have been singing the same song for 25 years!!

Rockstar Beatles-
John, Paul: How about letting the skinny guitar player sing a few songs?


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3. "RE: AlternaRockStar"

Rockstar: Sublime

Dave: What?!? Josh can't come back on this show! Who's producing this thing?!?

Rockstar: Van Halen

Alex: We need less jumping around the stage, you may bump into Eddie and break his hip again!

Rockstar: Alice In Chains

Ryan: I was the Rooster last season!

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4. "RE: AlternaRockStar"
Rockstar Boy George
George you missed a spot

http://mfile.akamai.com/12876/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2006/0814/9675990.300k.asx

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5. "RE: AlternaRockStar"
Not so Rock Star: Brittney Spears.

*chomp-pop*

Huh? What?!?

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7. "RE: AlternaRockStar"
Rockstar: Van Halen

Eddie - Ya know, it really doesn't matter which one of you fvcking losers win cause we're just gonna kick your a** out in 6 months. No singer can match the perfection that is us.


Summer siggy thanks to Syren!

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8. "RE: AlternaRockStar"
Rockstar: Gorillaz...
"I'm not bad..I'm just drawn that way"

Rockstar: Prince
"What..another Wendy..no, you shall be herefore named Lucinda , as I need to name all my women back-ups...you can sit over there by Carmen and the other Wendy"

Rockstar: Queen
"What, you don't know opera....NEXT!"

Rockstar: New Order
No, we said less Joy Division, more Depeche MOde...got it?

Rockstar: Nirvana
Well, er..no...we couldn't touch that one with a ten-foot pole

Rockstar: Hole:
No, we need more tart, more snarl...you are channeling Dana!

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9. "RE: AlternaRockStar"
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Rockstar Lynyrd Skynyrd
Johnny - What song is it you want to sing?

Rockstar Blue Oyster Cult
Eric - It was good....but it needs more cowbell.

Rockstar Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy - Whu....What? Were you f___king singing to f___king me? Where's Sharon? SHARON!

Rockstar Greenday
Billie Joe - Sorry, dude. You used too many chords. We only do 3.

Rockstar Gary Glitter
Gary - Where are the 12 year old contestants?

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