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"Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
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03-06-09, 01:50 AM (EST)
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"Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
Nobody put more than two cups of wine in me, so I'm coherent enough to say: OH MY GOD!
I cook better than ALL OF YOU!
Andrea, You laughing little sw!tch b!tch. Turn it off, already!
Bobby? Robert? No matter, I will now call you Bobert. How dare you call Lazey Lacey a "cancer", or she's like "a tack hammer in the eye". You really need to read up on Ariana. No, it's not Cap'n Crunch and Filet Mignon fusion.
Colleen: Nice leaving the oven door open. Don't let it hit your ### on the way out.
anyway, those who can't do.. teach.
LA: WTH kind of a name is THAT? Did you actually get more camera time because you did better this episode, or because we all have a filthy fascination for that hog ring through your lip? YEECH.

Go ahead and kill, kill KILL. I have to turn on @ 4:30am tomorrow.


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 RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 jbug 03-06-09 1
 RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 FOXmePUHLEEZ 03-06-09 2
   RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 Seana 03-06-09 3
       Isn't this you? jbug 03-06-09 4
           RE: Isn't this you? Seana 03-06-09 6
               RE: Isn't this you? foonermints 03-08-09 7
                   RE: Isn't this you? Seana 03-08-09 8
                       *kickBoot* foonermints 03-08-09 9
 RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 Belle Book 03-06-09 5
 RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 mrc 03-09-09 10
   RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 Belle Book 03-09-09 11
 RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 grit 03-09-09 12
   RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 Seana 03-10-09 13
       RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 grit 03-10-09 14
           RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3 krismiss2us 03-11-09 15
 Oh my jbug 03-11-09 16

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1. "RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
I'm too embarrassed to show my face here today.
That? was humiliating!


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2. "RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
>LAST EDITED ON 02-27-09
>AT 02:03 PM (EST)

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It was so touching how the boys encouraged me to stay ... not to go home. They luv me. They want to DATE me. I almost caved in, but they came to my rescue. Thanks, guys! Oh! Buh Bye Colleeen & next Andrea?????
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3. "RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
LAST EDITED ON 03-06-09 AT 04:01 PM (EST)

Well, I think it's clear to anyone with a brain that the reason you did so well was my little pep talk. Because I am the greatest chef in the history of hell's Kitchen, I am the natural leader of the Blue Team. As leader, it is incucumb ... incrumben upon ... er ... my responsibility to provide support and encouragment to the team members under my direction, particularly those who suck as bad as you, Lacey. No offense.

I so totally rock.

~ Ben the Almighty

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4. "Isn't this you?"

Anyone who has missed picking up their sigpic can find it here:
& fooner might still be able to add a special tag line in it for you; iffn you know how to pay the price....

http://tinyurl.com/db4qcx

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LAST EDITED ON 03-06-09 AT 05:49 PM (EST)

Rats. Was Ben already taken? I checked and everything!

Also, that link goes to the front page.

Edit to say: I found the thread with the sigs and that Ben is free. So could his sig say "Practically perfect in every way", please?

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So maebbe I added a leetle. Sou me.
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Ah, thank-you fooner. It really was the least you could do.

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*chokes on irony* See no Weevil
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5. "RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
Of all the times I had to go out, it was before an Asian Fusion Challenge! I could've rocked the challenge! Well, at least the women won, so I'm happy about that!

And the person who should've gone home the second week is finally here at HK's version of Loser Lodge! If you'll excuse me, I'm going to find Colleen and suggest a career teaching manners. She might do better at that than at teaching cooking -- and certainly would do a lot better at that than actually cooking!


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10. "RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
Goooooo TEAM!!!! What? I'm voted off of the (kitchen) island? Well, ##### you, Mr. Gordon ###-damn Ramsey!

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11. "RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
Hey there, Colleen! Now that you're with me at Hell Kitchen's version of Losers Lodge, why don't you sit down and I can advise you to change your career from teaching cooking to teaching manners? You're pretty good at that -- I saw you take Chef Ramsey's attacks well.


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12. "RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
Once again you barely saw me this episode. You know why? Because only %!@#-ups get any screen time. I ain't no %$#@-up - my Asian Fusion dish was the only one on the men's team to win. I'm telling you, you stupid donkey's aren't fit to prep my kitchen!

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13. "RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
Look, I'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you this, OK, not really but you're not all that. That's just arrogance. I can't believe you would think you're a better cook than me. Pfft. You won't even be with me in the Final Four, I'll tell you that.


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14. "RE: Be The Living Damned ver 1.3"
You're right. I won't be in the Final Four with you. You'll be long gone by then, you Lacey-luvver. Maybe if you're nice to me and promise to leave your GF Lacey at home, I'll let you come along to Atlantic City and be the dishwasher in my new restaurant.


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Excuse me!!!! I'm glad I was voted off...now I can charge $500 for cooking lessons!
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Chef, I can not believe you ran off to visit that Idol nonsense show. Guess you just had to go see your fellow Brit Simon, yes?
Didn't you get the biggest laugh at Paula? Did she share what she had in that coke glass?


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