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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"	10-30-17, 12:16 PM (EST)
"Attention all scammers"
This is not an advice thread. Don't waste your time here. We are too few to bother with, and we've seen it all. Including the Oobies.
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID

RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 10-30-17 1

   RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 10-30-17 2

       Federal Boobies Investigators? foonermints 11-04-17 3

To be fair newsomewayne 11-14-17 4

   RE: To be fair kingfish 11-15-17 5

       RE: To be fair cahaya 11-16-17 6

           Soccer foonermints 11-19-17 7

RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 11-20-17 8

   RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 11-21-17 9

RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 11-26-17 10

   RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 11-26-17 11

       RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 11-27-17 12

           RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 11-28-17 13

               RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 11-28-17 14

                   RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 11-28-17 15

       RE: Attention all scammers cahaya 11-28-17 16

           RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 11-28-17 17

   RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 11-29-17 18

RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 11-29-17 19

   RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 11-29-17 20

RE: Attention all scammers jbug 11-30-17 21

   *Tweet* foonermints 12-01-17 22

       RE: *Tweet* kingfish 12-01-17 23

           RE: *BOOM!* foonermints 12-02-17 24

               RE: *BOOM!* kingfish 12-03-17 25

                   RE: *BOOM!* foonermints 12-04-17 26

                       RE: *BOOM!* kingfish 12-06-17 27

                           *Honorable Award* foonermints 12-07-17 28

                               RE: *Honorable Award* kingfish 12-07-17 29

RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 12-07-17 30

   RE: Attention all scammers jbug 12-08-17 31

RE: Attention all scammers cahaya 12-21-17 32

   RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 12-21-17 33

   RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 12-21-17 34

Time to get out the mop. kingfish 01-10-18 35

RE: Attention all scammers Bebo 01-10-18 36

   RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 01-10-18 37

       RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 01-10-18 38

RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 01-11-18 39

   RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 01-11-18 40

       RE: Attention all scammers cahaya 01-11-18 41

           RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 01-11-18 42

               RE: Attention all scammers kingfish 01-11-18 43

                   RE: Attention all scammers cahaya 01-11-18 44

                       Estee, I had nothing to do with thi... kingfish 01-11-18 45

                           "DeSanguinate"?! foonermints 01-11-18 46

                               Hypovolemic shock! cahaya 01-12-18 47

                                   RE: Hypovolemic ? foonermints 01-12-18 50

                                       RE: Hypovolemic ? kingfish 01-15-18 51

                               RE: "DeSanguinate"?! kingfish 01-12-18 48

                                   RE: "DeSanguinate"?! foonermints 01-12-18 49

RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 02-01-18 52

   RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 04-06-18 53

RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 04-13-18 54

RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 04-20-18 55

RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 04-21-18 56

   RE: Attention all scammers foonermints 06-14-18 57

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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10-30-17, 01:45 PM (EST)

1. "RE: Attention all scammers"

These people are full of cr@p!

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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10-30-17, 02:30 PM (EST)

2. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Either we have a banned former poster who has figured a way around her banning and is harassing us, or we are on a list being passed around among some idiots that actually think they can make money here.
The Dark Web!
Where is the FBI when you need them?

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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11-04-17, 02:59 PM (EST)

3. "Federal Boobies Investigators?"

Does any one of these scammers wear a low-cut dress?

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11-14-17, 01:31 PM (EST)

4. "To be fair"

I don't think we've seen all the oobies.

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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11-15-17, 04:41 PM (EST)

5. "RE: To be fair"

One should have goals.

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11-16-17, 08:28 PM (EST)

6. "RE: To be fair"

Especially in games like soccer (or "football", as it is known elsewhere in the world).

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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11-19-17, 10:34 AM (EST)

7. "Soccer"

A "Goal!" every 1000 years. At least that what it feels like.

Of course, if you are a foot fetishist, you maybe entertained..

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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11-20-17, 07:24 PM (EST)

8. "RE: Attention all scammers"

It should be noticed that since this warning went up, no scammers have dared to trespass.
When the Fish Flexes, Fools Flee.

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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11-21-17, 02:00 AM (EST)

9. "RE: Attention all scammers"

You have saved Bikini Beach.
Vampires on Bikini Beach
(1988)
Californians try to save their beach from a ghoul and his gang.
Jennifer Badham, Todd Kaufman, Stephen Mathews, Jerry Brady
2:00 - 4:00 AM KDOCDT4 (56.4)
So, I put in a plug for California! Sue me!
Ooh! "Jennifer BadHam" Just the name gives me the collywobbles.

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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11-26-17, 07:47 PM (EST)

10. "RE: Attention all scammers"

The fake money idiot obviously can't hear you over the sound of his xerox machine.

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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11-26-17, 11:10 PM (EST)

11. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Let's just call the FBI.
Anonymously, of course. We don't want them checking too closely.

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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11-27-17, 01:34 PM (EST)

12. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Toilet paper @ Costco is worth more. It's the Truth. Ever run out? OMG!

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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11-28-17, 12:09 PM (EST)

13. "RE: Attention all scammers"

I think a Costco toilet paper passport would get you into Canada.

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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11-28-17, 12:29 PM (EST)

14. "RE: Attention all scammers"

The voters of Foonerville have only one Mayor, and it is not Mayoral.

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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11-28-17, 12:35 PM (EST)

15. "RE: Attention all scammers"

To the FBI:
Dear Sirs, I deny knowing anything about the fraudster posting below, I'm never heard of him, never never never. And I'm pretty sure no one in Foonerville has either. Not really sure about Igor, he goes missing sometimes to perform extended Quality Assurance checks of his moonshine, but when he comes back it's pretty obvious that he really has been diligently checking his product. So it's not him either.
Thank you. Joe Smith.

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11-28-17, 04:50 PM (EST)

16. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Let's just call the FBI.
Actually, it's the Secret Service (not the FBI) who investigates counterfeit currency.
According to their web site, special agents investigate financial crimes such as counterfeiting of currency, false identification, credit and debit card fraud, computer fraud, forgery or theft of U.S. Government checks, bonds or other securities, telecommunications fraud, and certain other crimes affecting federally insured financial institutions.
Here, have a fake badge...

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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11-28-17, 04:52 PM (EST)

17. "RE: Attention all scammers"

LAST EDITED ON 11-28-17 AT 09:46 PM (EST)
sigh.

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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11-29-17, 03:33 AM (EST)

18. "RE: Attention all scammers"

I wonder if his toilet paper catches fire?

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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11-29-17, 01:50 PM (EST)

19. "RE: Attention all scammers"

I am tired of kicking things into the corral..

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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11-29-17, 01:55 PM (EST)

20. "RE: Attention all scammers"

But I'll bet you're not tired of saying "Who's your huckleberry?"

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jbug 17102 desperate attention whore postings
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11-30-17, 02:06 PM (EST)

21. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Maybe we could tell them all to just go take a tweet.
tweeting seems to be getting a lot of people in hot water lately.
I've never tweeted
or twitted
or whatever.

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12-01-17, 11:11 AM (EST)

22. "*Tweet*"

I know someone who *tweets*. So damn annoying I wanted to shoot their phone. Shut UP you stupid phone!!

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Or stick it in the microwave or something.

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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12-01-17, 11:31 AM (EST)

23. "RE: *Tweet*"

Resist that impulse. You can never get the smell of phone out of your microwave.
The 44cal has a much more satisfying effect.

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12-02-17, 12:48 PM (EST)

24. "RE: *BOOM!*"

This is also quite gratifying.

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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12-03-17, 03:20 PM (EST)

25. "RE: *BOOM!*"

Which naturally leads us to epic - Shooting a pile of Dynamite with A 44.

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12-04-17, 10:03 PM (EST)

26. "RE: *BOOM!*"

Duck!!

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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12-06-17, 02:44 PM (EST)

27. "RE: *BOOM!*"

Ah yes, Hell's angles of the old west, blowing up everything is sight. Gotta love'em.

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12-07-17, 01:06 AM (EST)

28. "*Honorable Award*"

KingFish: For appreciating Spaghetti Westerns.

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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12-07-17, 01:45 PM (EST)

29. "RE: *Honorable Award*"

Motorcycles, dynamite, stage coaches, and Banditos. Sigh. It was a special time.

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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12-07-17, 01:46 PM (EST)

30. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Another sad remembrance day.
And a warning to another Asian country. Or two.

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jbug 17102 desperate attention whore postings
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12-08-17, 12:16 PM (EST)

31. "RE: Attention all scammers"

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cahaya 19708 desperate attention whore postings
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12-21-17, 12:55 PM (EST)

32. "RE: Attention all scammers"

So now we've got an Ahmad Mohamed who's offering chemicals to fix defaced currencies?
This should attract the attention of the Feds.
OT was always a hotbed (but not the kind of hot bed Kingfish so dearly dreams of).

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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12-21-17, 01:52 PM (EST)

33. "RE: Attention all scammers"

It all seems to work out.

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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12-21-17, 02:30 PM (EST)

34. "RE: Attention all scammers"

LAST EDITED ON 12-21-17 AT 02:34 PM (EST)
Actually, I like the sheets to be coolish. I tend to sweat a lot.
(I think someone should put on a suit and find a fake FBI badge, and skype with the guy. He did give a skype number.)

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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01-10-18, 12:44 PM (EST)

35. "Time to get out the mop."

And the disinfectant. And the Bug spray. And the rat traps.
He has a lot of nerve posting that on this particular thread. He should be made to see the error of his ways. The US Gov't might be interested in tracking this guy down.

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01-10-18, 01:27 PM (EST)

36. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Dear Scammers,
They call me Bebo. They can also tell you the First Rule of RTVW is don't ##### off Bebo. Wanna know what really pisses off Bebo?
That's right. Scammers
Slaps and hate,
Bebo

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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01-10-18, 04:07 PM (EST)

37. "RE: Attention all scammers"

I tried to tell them. But they only believe it when they hear it from you.
Thanks.
And BTW, you can scam us anytime you want.

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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01-10-18, 08:14 PM (EST)

38. "RE: Attention all scammers"

I am going to set up a "KicKFest" when I have time. Kick these morons to page 2, never to be seen again!
Besides that, I plan on putting in forbidden pictures to my posts..
OK - Who has one of Estee?

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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01-11-18, 10:29 AM (EST)

39. "RE: Attention all scammers"

*KickFest* Wheee!

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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01-11-18, 01:19 PM (EST)

40. "RE: Attention all scammers"

KickFest should be an Olympic sport.

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01-11-18, 02:58 PM (EST)

41. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Summer or Winter Olympics?
Given that they've kicked out the Russkies from participating in the games in Pyeongchang, South Korea, I say Winter.
Heck, even the North Koreans will be there!

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foonermints 14277 desperate attention whore postings
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01-11-18, 03:12 PM (EST)

42. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Pee Long Yang?
Damn. I need a new name. Like: "Big Phoenix" or something.
Now, who has the nudie photos of EsTee?

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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01-11-18, 03:49 PM (EST)

43. "RE: Attention all scammers"

I tried to get one once. She made me eat the camera.

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01-11-18, 05:56 PM (EST)

44. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Rumor has it that when Estee tried to do a selfie on the cellphone, it came out invisible.

Pepe's summer 2013 sig blast
No clothes, no nuthin'

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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01-11-18, 09:08 PM (EST)

45. "Estee, I had nothing to do with this."

If you'll take a moment to remember, it was Cahaya that called you a blood sucking vampire.
Not me. I just said you made me eat the camera. Which if you think about it, is a compliment to your ability to shove solid objects down a crying man's throat.
So, if you feel the need to swoop down and desanguinate anyone on any odd dark and gloomy night, I hope your have your GPS set on the correct target.
(Sorry C, there was a bus passing by and you were nearest at hand).

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01-11-18, 09:15 PM (EST)

46. ""DeSanguinate"?!"

My toe hurts!

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01-12-18, 00:15 AM (EST)

47. "Hypovolemic shock!"

My heart aches.
My tachycardia is off the charts.

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01-12-18, 01:49 PM (EST)

50. "RE: Hypovolemic ?"

Let's get the leeches. Worked in the Good Old Days!
_{Kingfish and I will get you ready for desanguinization as soon as I can get these little black pickles out of the jar.. *Mad Scientist Rubs Hands With Glee*}

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kingfish 20375 desperate attention whore postings
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01-15-18, 12:31 PM (EST)

51. "RE: Hypovolemic ?"

How else will we know whether she (?) is dead or alive? Leeches, that's how.
(And no, I don't understand it either. It was just fun to say)

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01-12-18, 00:25 AM (EST)

48. "RE: "DeSanguinate"?!"

Impressed?

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01-12-18, 01:37 PM (EST)

49. "RE: "DeSanguinate"?!"

One of my women likes Vampire stories. Maybe two..
_{I am old with a tendency to forget.
"Now class, let's put "Desanguinized" into a sentence.. :p}

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02-01-18, 02:33 PM (EST)

52. "RE: Attention all scammers"

*kick*s stupid spammer..

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04-06-18, 11:31 PM (EST)

53. "RE: Attention all scammers"

*REKick*

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04-13-18, 10:14 PM (EST)

54. "RE: Attention all scammers"

SpammerKick*

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04-20-18, 12:20 PM (EST)

55. "RE: Attention all scammers"

Nonsense *KICK*

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04-21-18, 11:03 AM (EST)

56. "RE: Attention all scammers"

*Boots Nonsense*

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06-14-18, 06:01 PM (EST)

57. "RE: Attention all scammers"

*ReBOOT*

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