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03-20-14, 12:41 PM (EST)
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"Someone Died Today"
This person never gave other human beings the respect they deserved and in general was hateful to the world.

I've decided to not stoop his level and just let his passing go with no hateful or disrespectful comments of my own.

I'll just say goodbye.



Tribe!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Someone Died Today Estee 03-20-14 1
 RE: Someone Died Today newsomewayne 03-20-14 2
   RE: Someone Died Today newsomewayne 03-20-14 3
       RE: Someone Died Today Estee 03-20-14 5
           RE: Someone Died Today Colonel Zoiderg 03-20-14 9
               RE: Someone Died Today Estee 03-20-14 11
                   RE: Someone Died Today Colonel Zoiderg 03-20-14 20
                       Zoidberg? foonermints 03-20-14 28
                           RE: Zoidberg? Colonel Zoiderg 03-21-14 30
                               RE: Zoidberg? kingfish 03-21-14 31
   RE: Someone Died Today Estee 03-20-14 4
       RE: Someone Died Today newsomewayne 03-20-14 6
           RE: Someone Died Today snidget 03-20-14 8
               RE: Someone Died Today Estee 03-20-14 12
           RE: Someone Died Today Estee 03-20-14 10
           RE: Someone Died Today dabo 03-20-14 13
               RE: Someone Died Today kidflash212 03-20-14 23
                   RE: Someone Died Today dabo 03-20-14 24
                       RE: Someone Died Today kingfish 03-20-14 25
                           RE: Someone Died Today dabo 03-20-14 26
   RE: Someone Died Today snidget 03-20-14 7
 Hallelujah! dabo 03-20-14 14
   RE: Hallelujah! snidget 03-20-14 15
   Yes! foonermints 03-20-14 17
       RE: Yes! kingfish 03-20-14 18
           Got To foonermints 03-20-14 27
 #### ##### is dead. kingfish 03-20-14 16
   RE: #### ##### is dead. AyaK 03-20-14 21
 To the tune of "It's Raining Men" Colonel Zoiderg 03-20-14 19
 May no other moonbaby 03-20-14 22
 RE: Someone Died Today Brownroach 03-21-14 29
   RE: Someone Died Today dabo 03-22-14 32

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Estee 56242 desperate attention whore postings
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03-20-14, 12:42 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Someone Died Today"
I heard he was dying, and I'll just say Good Riddance.
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03-20-14, 12:54 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Someone Died Today"
LAST EDITED ON 03-20-14 AT 12:55 PM (EST)

I'll just say, I've no idea who you're talking about.

But googling your first sentence brings up articles about cloning, animal rights, and Rick Warren. Is any of those right?

ETFix:googling, not goggling.

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03-20-14, 12:56 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Someone Died Today"
Making it harder to guess who you're referencing, Fox News has no breaking bulletins about some Great American Hero passing away right now.
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03-20-14, 12:59 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Someone Died Today"
Even Fox has very few people willing to openly mourn for this occasion.

One or more, privately.

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03-20-14, 01:16 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Someone Died Today"
It didn't even make the first page of Fox News' website. Guess they'll have to drum up someone else crazy for ratings. I wonder if Jenny McCarthy is available.
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03-20-14, 01:20 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Someone Died Today"
Children are only vaccinated because of gay marriage?
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03-20-14, 02:22 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Someone Died Today"
>Children are only vaccinated because of
>gay marriage?

Or abortion. Or Obamacare. Or Benghazi. Take your pick.

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03-20-14, 09:02 PM (EST)
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28. "Zoidberg?"
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03-21-14, 01:35 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Zoidberg?"
Yes, that is me, with a typo in my name after a long absence due to an eventual death in the family of a lovely woman who deserved it far less than $h!thead Phelps did.

I am still alive and scuttling for now.

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03-21-14, 01:44 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Zoidberg?"
Hey Zoid. Good to see you again.
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03-20-14, 12:57 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Someone Died Today"
Front page of CNN, Newsome.

I made the usual mistake of looking at the comments. Except that it wasn't the usual scale of mistake. Quite a uniter.

One less rallier in Illinois, though.

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03-20-14, 01:09 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Someone Died Today"
I was going to just guess Phelps, but decided to go another direction.

Peeps can choose to believe it or not, but I hope every LGBT within a 100 miles goes to protest at his funeral. This guy was one sick whacko. On the other hand, this might just embolden his followers to make him a martyr.

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8. "RE: Someone Died Today"
But they excommunicated him after the last power struggle in the church (from what it sounds like to make sure none of them wimen folk have any power in the church like they bein used to havin') because he mentioned something about being kind to other church members....
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03-20-14, 01:22 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Someone Died Today"
His son told CNN that he's not completely sure his father was officially tossed. The funeral could tell part of the tale.
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10. "RE: Someone Died Today"
The comments section is full of calls for attendance (dancing & urination optional), but I wouldn't be surprised if the family decides against a public ceremony just to rob everyone of the fun.

Or they could go full-scale party and pray to be attacked.

I think making him a martyr is guaranteed. Highly localized saint is not out of the question. Angel who personally advises his deity? Stay tuned.

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13. "RE: Someone Died Today"
I think a stunning lack of attendance would say a lot more. Don't no one bother turning up for this one, news crews stay home, do the absolute very least you can do, nothing to see here, move along move along.

And if need be in a month or so they can go gay up the grave.

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03-20-14, 03:58 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Someone Died Today"
I think forgetting he ever existed would be the ultimate insult. He probably would enjoy having people protest his funeral. He loved publicity above all else.
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24. "RE: Someone Died Today"
To be honest my initial thought on reading the news pretty much mirrored Wayne's. But then I realized it would do more good to show up for the lemonade.
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25. "RE: Someone Died Today"
I empathize.

But attending his funeral would allow one to:

a. Verify that he is dead. So far we just have the media's word on that.
b. Ram a knife thru the place where normal people have hearts, just make sure.
c. Spit into his open casket.
d. As Estee hints, pee on his corpse.

A long line of people, one by one peeing into his casket would make me happiest, I think. A long line.

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26. "RE: Someone Died Today"
Only if they all get plenty loaded up first on Jayden's pink lemonade for peace.

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7. "RE: Someone Died Today"
One does wonder which set of protests signs he is going to meet when he arrives at his destination.

And will he refuse to enter heaven if met with God Loves Everyone, Including You signs.

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03-20-14, 01:30 PM (EST)
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14. "Hallelujah!"
First day of spring.
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15. "RE: Hallelujah!"
And Happiness day

http://www.un.org/en/events/happinessday/


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17. "Yes!"
It is foonerday

Time to plant the upside-down tomatoes!

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18. "RE: Yes!"
I like the way you think.
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27. "Got To"
Go with what you're good at, MoonshineFish.


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16. "#### ##### is dead. "
LAST EDITED ON 03-20-14 AT 02:09 PM (EST)

(well, the RTVW censor should bleep his name!)


I think we owe it to humanity to post this. And many others like it.

Phred Felps was a man, so the story goes, who once was a boy, and before that a misguided seed with brain damage, damage that persisted thru his miserable, venal and unfortunately long life. Yes, he was a pitiful example of how wrong headed a person can be. In life he headed up his flock and led them down the path of his sanctimonious insanity, never sparing good people from his brand of persecution and vindictiveness.

He is history, over and done history, and for that we can be thankful.

We can be thankful that brother Phelps has joined so many of his predecessors that would condemn free people because of perceived inoffensive differences, and we fervently hope that all others of his ilk and faith who have not yet passed thru the fiery flames of the hell that Phelps so recently journeyed, will soon do so. ASAP, if you please.

Evil and mean spirited Evangelist, thy name was Phelps. Praise be the accuracy of the use of the past tense.

Brothers and sisters of all walks, slants, makes and models, join with me in singing songs of thankfulness that Fred Phelps is dead.




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03-20-14, 02:48 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: #### ##### is dead. "
Fred and his bozos protested (in person) the elementary school that my kids were attending at the time because the school included the children's book "King and King" in a diversity packet that went home to first grade families on an alternating basis.

I got to see them demonstrate in person. There were (I think) six of them and at least 25 reporters.

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19. "To the tune of "It's Raining Men""
The temperature is rising, sympathy's getting low,
According to all sources, except FOX News, y'know,
We all say it's about time
And not a single tear is shed,
For the first time in history
The stupid-ass Phelps is deeeeeeeeead!

Fred Phelps is dead! Hallelujah, Fred Phelps is dead! Amen!
I'm gonna go out and let myself get
Absolutely steaming drunk!
Fred Phelps is dead! Hallelujah!
Fred Phelps is dead! Let's all laugh at him!
Old, gray, stern, and mean,
Now he's rotting and turning green!

God loves all the world, every man and woman too,
Except if you're an asshole, then He does what He must do,
He helps every angel to rearrange the sky
Then He sends Phelps straight to hell, and we can watch him fry!

Fred Phelps is dead! Hallelujah, Fred Phelps is dead! Amen!
Fred Phelps is dead! Hallelujah, Fred Phelps is dead! Amen!

I feel sunny weather
A rainbow about to begin
Hear the people
About to lose their heads
Raise the roof 'cause Fred Phelps is dead!

God loves all the world, every man and woman too,
Except if you're an asshole, then He does what He must do,
He helps every angel to rearrange the sky
Then He sends Phelps straight to hell, and we can watch him fry!

The temperature is rising, sympathy's getting low,
According to all sources, except FOX News, 'cause they blow,
We all know it's about time
And not a single tear is shed,
For Westboro is history
That church is soon to be deeeeeeeeead!

Fred Phelps is dead! Hallelujah, Fred Phelps is dead! Amen!
Fred Phelps is dead! Hallelujah, Fred Phelps is dead!

At worst, it's better than anything WBC ever cranked out.

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03-20-14, 02:54 PM (EST)
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22. "May no other"
step in to take his place.

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29. "RE: Someone Died Today"
LAST EDITED ON 03-22-14 AT 01:52 AM (EST)

Good riddance indeed.

ETA: The NY Times obit was hilariously negative. Typically they will try to be more-or-less even-toned if they can't be somewhat complimentary, but in this case it was clearly impossible.

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32. "RE: Someone Died Today"
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/21/us/fred-phelps-founder-of-westboro-baptist-church-dies-at-84.html?src=ISMR_AP_LO_MST_FB&_r=0

Satanists, on the other hand ...

http://www.mediaite.com/online/ny-satanic-temple-wants-to-posthumously-make-fred-phelps-gay/

saying Phelps actually had a positive influence because he “often rallied people in opposition to his stupidity, and he served as a ludicrous arch-villain.”

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