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"Zach the Neanderthal"
Carybobski 49 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-10-03, 11:45 PM (EST)
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"Zach the Neanderthal" |
He's about as appealing as a big ape. I guess to each his own.
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amberdean 9 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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11-10-03, 11:57 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
I agree also. He's just as appealing as a big ape.
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Average_Angi 3 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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11-11-03, 00:04 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
I agree...Zach is a Neanderthal - the opposite end of the spectrum from Tarek She will probably pick Zack though...if she picks any of them...because she is "Shallow Gal"
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funnyface 7 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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11-11-03, 00:16 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
I'd pick an ape over that creep.
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ImZACKtheAPE 65 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-11-03, 02:08 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
My ears are burning....I thought someone was talking about me.
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sbeck 418 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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11-11-03, 09:09 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
Yes! Exactly what I thought. Yet another reality show with a Zack@ss!
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superstepmom1 211 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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11-11-03, 10:12 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
Me too, now all we need are 100 Zach lovers to top it off.Oh wait, do we have those already?
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Carybobski 49 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-11-03, 05:59 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
My apologies...didn't know there was a ZACKtheApe!
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Carybobski 49 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-11-03, 06:39 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: PHotel reference" |
OK, that makes sense now. I watched Paradise Hotel and agree that Zack was a total cretin. This new Zach has no forehead and a huge browbone so that may be an explanation for his chest thumping, knuckle-dragging behavior.
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ImZACKtheAPE 65 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-12-03, 05:44 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: PHotel reference" |
'Allo, allo! Ridiculing these 2 Zachs on public forums is an activity I very much enjoy. These bullies need to be depressurised and blasted into the deepest part of the galaxy to live out their days picking the fleas off of each other while being forced on a diet of nothing but raw eggs(with shells). Although this new Zach from AJ doesn't compare to PH Zack he is nonetheless a big turkey. But you never know he might be on par with PH Zack with the addition of a comfy, terry clothed, white head band to his wardrobe! I think PH Zack will be still be Lord of the Apes - the episode when he did the very audible ape sounds towards Keith by the pool with hands shaking wildly made him an honorary member of the animal kingdom.
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ladro 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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11-12-03, 10:11 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: PHotel reference" |
I wonder if having two bullies named Zach/k is a little more than coincidence. Some 25 years ago Ringo Starr named his kid Zack, when he was asked why he said that you could not nickname a kid named Zach and that having a name that you could not nickname would make him resistant to bullying. Maybe Zach/k's parent's were so preoccupied with having their kid not be bullied that they not only named him Zach/k (ala Ringo Starr), but that they also gave him a unrealistic self image and an agressive and intolerate aditude.
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-11-03, 07:45 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
What is funny is that Zach thought he was going to be on a normal "pretty boy" dating show and when he found out they lumped him in with the "Average" he wanted to leave. His personality is terrible, he may be slightly better looking than some of those guys, but he still has a bad attitude and is balding. He made a move too quick, AND he has bad breath. He thinks he is better looking than he is, so he sees no need to be charming.He has somehow gotten the idea in his head that the other guys should be helping him get the girl. I don't find him appealing.
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-11-03, 08:43 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
I Think its still up for debate if he is "exaggerating" or really like that. Given his entry in the tongue Olympics with Melana last night, I don't think he needs help from the other studs, but I'm sure it didn't help that Dennis "made him a better man" - in a day, Melana?? He's a miracle worker! We oughtta hire him out!!
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escapedude 250 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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11-11-03, 03:39 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
I think this show is completely rigged..She is obviously no different than any other cheeleader type girl..She is also probably attracted to the bad boy image in Zach..Did anyone honestly expect her to date any of the big boys..?Tarek "character" is a farce..come on look at the dudes resume..most of it is bunk..phd yeah right.. Dennis deserved an Oscar after last nights show..
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-11-03, 06:20 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
great minds think alike.No, I never expected her to do any different - I think that's WHY they chose a beauty queen (used to fake-smiling under any circumstances and wants the Hero type) and not an ordinary, but pretty, girl. Yes, I think we Absolutely MUST nominate this guy for the EMMY in outstanding comedy performance in a supporting role. Just look at the support for "nerd Dennis" on these boards!
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Chrissy gal 1413 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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11-11-03, 06:38 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
I feel like this is P-Ho deja-vu (O.K. so I can't spell it, but you know what I mean)! Strange looking cheerleader (Amy/Malena) falls for self-centered, strange looking JERK (Zack/Zack). Jerk is mean to the other guys because he thinks he is better than them and he thinks they are jealous of him. Malena's treatment of David even seemed like she was channeling Amy.Chrissy gal "Never underestimate the potential psychosis of a reality show contestant." managerr
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Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator"
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11-11-03, 06:56 PM (EST)
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16. "Life is like a box of Photel" |
Chrissy gal darling, too funny! Check out my new post on the "Zach hottie" thread here. I just added you to my post.caryB, Any hater of Zack is a friend of mine. Welcome, darling!! Beater of the dead horse
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Carybobski 49 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-11-03, 08:39 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Life is like a box of Photel" |
So glad to be here, thank you! I've got my sleeves rolled up and my fingers poised over the keyboard ready to lampoon our beefy bad-boy!
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ladro 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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11-11-03, 07:51 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
I refer to him as 'Biff'. As in Biff Tannen from Back to the Future.
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heracane 52 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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11-11-03, 09:09 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
me too... i am just waiting for him to knock on someone's head and go "Hello, mcFly!"
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Carybobski 49 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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11-11-03, 09:13 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
Ah, yes...Biff Tannen. "Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here." I definitely see a correlation. Both the proverbial jock bullies. Where would we be without 'em?
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Guppin1234 909 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent"
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11-15-03, 07:02 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Zach the Neanderthal" |
Yeah, but somewhere in the world, somebody has got it bad for a baboon's butt!Okay, so I have weird friends, so sue me! Smiley: Doc, I think somebody turned my life into a sitcom.Doc: You're delusional. Smiley: It's like that new show on slavery, but the networks never let the slave go. Doc: Why don't they let her/him go? Smiley: They never evolve past neanderthal. Doc: Excuse me, I gotta go throw some stones.
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