He's about as appealing as a big ape. I guess to each his own.

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I agree also. He's just as appealing as a big ape.

I agree...Zach is a Neanderthal - the opposite end of the spectrum from Tarek
She will probably pick Zack though...if she picks any of them...because she is "Shallow Gal"

I'd pick an ape over that creep.

My ears are burning....I thought someone was talking about me.

Good to see ya!

Life is like a box of PHotel...

Evil Queen in Disguise

Yes! Exactly what I thought. Yet another reality show with a Zack@ss!

Me too, now all we need are 100 Zach lovers to top it off.

Oh wait, do we have those already?

My apologies...didn't know there was a ZACKtheApe!

For whomever doesn't know:
I believe his screen name comes from Zack on Paradise Hotel, and he was mocking him. We all were. (is that correct, ZtA?)
This new Zach doesn't even start to compare yet, but the egging was a new low.
So, I thought that was so funny that you thought this new Zach is an ape-man too!

OK, that makes sense now.

I watched Paradise Hotel and agree that Zack was a total cretin.

This new Zach has no forehead and a huge browbone so that may be an explanation for his chest thumping, knuckle-dragging behavior.

'Allo, allo!

Ridiculing these 2 Zachs on public forums is an activity I very much enjoy. These bullies need to be depressurised and blasted into the deepest part of the galaxy to live out their days picking the fleas off of each other while being forced on a diet of nothing but raw eggs(with shells).

Although this new Zach from AJ doesn't compare to PH Zack he is nonetheless a big turkey. But you never know he might be on par with PH Zack with the addition of a comfy, terry clothed, white head band to his wardrobe!

I think PH Zack will be still be Lord of the Apes - the episode when he did the very audible ape sounds towards Keith by the pool with hands shaking wildly made him an honorary member of the animal kingdom.

I wonder if having two bullies named Zach/k is a little more than coincidence. Some 25 years ago Ringo Starr named his kid Zack, when he was asked why he said that you could not nickname a kid named Zach and that having a name that you could not nickname would make him resistant to bullying. Maybe Zach/k's parent's were so preoccupied with having their kid not be bullied that they not only named him Zach/k (ala Ringo Starr), but that they also gave him a unrealistic self image and an agressive and intolerate aditude.

What is funny is that Zach thought he was going to be on a normal "pretty boy" dating show and when he found out they lumped him in with the "Average" he wanted to leave. His personality is terrible, he may be slightly better looking than some of those guys, but he still has a bad attitude and is balding. He made a move too quick, AND he has bad breath. He thinks he is better looking than he is, so he sees no need to be charming.

He has somehow gotten the idea in his head that the other guys should be helping him get the girl.

I don't find him appealing.

I Think its still up for debate if he is "exaggerating" or really like that.

Given his entry in the tongue Olympics with Melana last night, I don't think he needs help from the other studs, but I'm sure it didn't help that Dennis "made him a better man" - in a day, Melana?? He's a miracle worker! We oughtta hire him out!!

I think this show is completely rigged..She is obviously no different than any other cheeleader type girl..She is also probably attracted to the bad boy image in Zach..Did anyone honestly expect her to date any of the big boys..?

Tarek "character" is a farce..come on look at the dudes resume..most of it is bunk..phd yeah right..

Dennis deserved an Oscar after last nights show..

great minds think alike.

No, I never expected her to do any different - I think that's WHY they chose a beauty queen (used to fake-smiling under any circumstances and wants the Hero type) and not an ordinary, but pretty, girl.

Yes, I think we Absolutely MUST nominate this guy for the EMMY in outstanding comedy performance in a supporting role.
Just look at the support for "nerd Dennis" on these boards!

I feel like this is P-Ho deja-vu (O.K. so I can't spell it, but you know what I mean)! Strange looking cheerleader (Amy/Malena) falls for self-centered, strange looking JERK (Zack/Zack). Jerk is mean to the other guys because he thinks he is better than them and he thinks they are jealous of him. Malena's treatment of David even seemed like she was channeling Amy.

Chrissy gal

"Never underestimate the potential psychosis of a reality show contestant." managerr

Chrissy gal darling,
too funny! Check out my new post on the "Zach hottie" thread here. I just added you to my post.

caryB,
Any hater of Zack is a friend of mine.
Welcome, darling!!

Beater of the dead horse

So glad to be here, thank you! I've got my sleeves rolled up and my fingers poised over the keyboard ready to lampoon our beefy bad-boy!