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"They're Called Brats"
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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 12:11 PM (EST)
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"They're Called Brats"
Like the word Bra, only adding a T on the end. Not brats, like the word rats with a b added on the front, which is also one of the nicer words you can use to decribe Kendra, provided you add spoiled onto the front of it.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: They're Called Brats foonermints 12-15-04 1
   RE: They're Called Brats ginger 12-15-04 2
   RE: They're Called Brats Bebo 12-15-04 3
       RE: They're Called Brats Estee 12-15-04 4
       RE: They're Called Brats ginger 12-15-04 5
 RE: They're Called Brats mrc 12-15-04 6
   RE: They're Called Brats PepeLePew13 12-15-04 7
   RE: They're Called Brats ginger 12-15-04 8
   RE: They're Called Brats HistoryDetective 12-15-04 9
       RE: They're Called Brats PepeLePew13 12-15-04 10
           RE: They're Called Brats Devious Weasel 12-15-04 11
               RE: They're Called Brats HistoryDetective 12-15-04 13
                   RE: They're Called Brats Tahj 12-15-04 16
       RE: They're Called Brats Devious Weasel 12-15-04 12
           RE: They're Called Brats newsomewayne 12-15-04 14
               RE: They're Called Brats Tahj 12-15-04 15
                   RE: They're Called Brats Bebo 12-15-04 17
                       RE: They're Called Brats emydi 12-15-04 18

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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 12:17 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: They're Called Brats"
But did Lucy make Brats? She only had little Ricky, and he was a sweetie.


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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 12:39 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: They're Called Brats"
I always thought it was great balls of candy.



Glad this was brat to our attention.

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12-15-04, 12:48 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: They're Called Brats"
Lucy made wine too. That was cool.

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 12:52 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: They're Called Brats"
Jonathan didn't drink beer. That was lucky.

(I really don't think he's a sleepy, friendly, or anything-less-than-homicidal drunk.)

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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 12:53 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: They're Called Brats"
Wine cool(ers)?

At any rate, nothing that was 7" long.



It was the 50s, after all.

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12-15-04, 01:24 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: They're Called Brats"
You know you laughed throughout that entire segment, Dweezil.

"This is hard."
"Is it seven inches yet?"
"Pull it to make it longer."

Slice & Dice Chop Shop 2004
I may be misremembering some of this, but their actual quotes were just as funny.

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PepeLePew13 26134 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 01:27 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: They're Called Brats"
Don't forget Don/Mary Jean's "put it in slowly" while working on the brat machine.

And Victoria's expert handling of the pig skin while stuffing a brat (Jon? Pork? Sausage?) inside. Read into that one as many ways as you like.



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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 01:27 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: They're Called Brats"
MJ: "You know, 7 inches...is REALLY big!"

Nice to see Bolo had no trouble sucking some of those seven inches down, in front of a camera.



Intestinal fortitude.

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12-15-04, 01:49 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: They're Called Brats"
I figured that Adam was very excited about a seven-inch sausage...


a sig by syren

Umm, Adam why did you make six? We only needed five.
Well, uhh, that last one's for me...

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12-15-04, 02:01 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: They're Called Brats"

>Umm, Adam why did you make six? We only needed five.
>Well, uhh, that last one's for me...

He probably needed one to see what a sausage actually looked like after all the times he's been emasculated by Rebecca...



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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 02:18 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: They're Called Brats"
I think Adam's probably done a lot of his own emasculating...


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HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 02:27 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: They're Called Brats"
MOMMY!!!!!


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Can you help me clip my toenails?

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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 03:35 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: They're Called Brats"
OK, but I'm not touching your hands.


I don't even want to think about where they've been.

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Devious Weasel 18756 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 02:18 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: They're Called Brats"
Didn't he say something about wanting one of those machines at home?


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newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 03:07 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: They're Called Brats"
Yes. Yes, he did. Is he a butcher?


It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Yeah, little people do all the work and a fat, bald guy takes all the credit.
Lit up by Syren, 2004

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Tahj 4136 desperate attention whore postings
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12-15-04, 03:32 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: They're Called Brats"
No, but he's all about the meat.

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12-15-04, 03:44 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: They're Called Brats"
Maybe it's a present for his Mommy. After all, since she's not clipping his toenails anymore, she's got some free time on her hands.

You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good.

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12-15-04, 04:03 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: They're Called Brats"
No, bebo, I think he'd be using that machine alone behing a locked door...or do you think his mother helps with that too.....tooooooo incredibly scary to think about!!

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