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"They're Called Brats"

Posted by Devious Weasel on 12-15-04 at 12:11 PM
Like the word Bra, only adding a T on the end. Not brats, like the word rats with a b added on the front, which is also one of the nicer words you can use to decribe Kendra, provided you add spoiled onto the front of it.



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"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by foonermints on 12-15-04 at 12:17 PM
But did Lucy make Brats? She only had little Ricky, and he was a sweetie.


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"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by ginger on 12-15-04 at 12:39 PM
I always thought it was great balls of candy.



Glad this was brat to our attention.


"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by Bebo on 12-15-04 at 12:48 PM
Lucy made wine too. That was cool.

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"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by Estee on 12-15-04 at 12:52 PM
Jonathan didn't drink beer. That was lucky.

(I really don't think he's a sleepy, friendly, or anything-less-than-homicidal drunk.)


"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by ginger on 12-15-04 at 12:53 PM
Wine cool(ers)?

At any rate, nothing that was 7" long.



It was the 50s, after all.


"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by mrc on 12-15-04 at 01:24 PM
You know you laughed throughout that entire segment, Dweezil.

"This is hard."
"Is it seven inches yet?"
"Pull it to make it longer."

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I may be misremembering some of this, but their actual quotes were just as funny.


"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 12-15-04 at 01:27 PM
Don't forget Don/Mary Jean's "put it in slowly" while working on the brat machine.

And Victoria's expert handling of the pig skin while stuffing a brat (Jon? Pork? Sausage?) inside. Read into that one as many ways as you like.



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"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by ginger on 12-15-04 at 01:27 PM
MJ: "You know, 7 inches...is REALLY big!"

Nice to see Bolo had no trouble sucking some of those seven inches down, in front of a camera.



Intestinal fortitude.


"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 12-15-04 at 01:49 PM
I figured that Adam was very excited about a seven-inch sausage...


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Umm, Adam why did you make six? We only needed five.
Well, uhh, that last one's for me...


"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 12-15-04 at 02:01 PM

>Umm, Adam why did you make six? We only needed five.
>Well, uhh, that last one's for me...

He probably needed one to see what a sausage actually looked like after all the times he's been emasculated by Rebecca...



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"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 12-15-04 at 02:18 PM
I think Adam's probably done a lot of his own emasculating...



"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by HistoryDetective on 12-15-04 at 02:27 PM
MOMMY!!!!!


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"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by Tahj on 12-15-04 at 03:35 PM
OK, but I'm not touching your hands.


I don't even want to think about where they've been.


"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 12-15-04 at 02:18 PM
Didn't he say something about wanting one of those machines at home?



"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by newsomewayne on 12-15-04 at 03:07 PM
Yes. Yes, he did. Is he a butcher?


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"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by Tahj on 12-15-04 at 03:32 PM
No, but he's all about the meat.


"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by Bebo on 12-15-04 at 03:44 PM
Maybe it's a present for his Mommy. After all, since she's not clipping his toenails anymore, she's got some free time on her hands.

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"RE: They're Called Brats"
Posted by emydi on 12-15-04 at 04:03 PM
No, bebo, I think he'd be using that machine alone behing a locked door...or do you think his mother helps with that too.....tooooooo incredibly scary to think about!!