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"Be the Amazing Racer 12 Finale "
Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-08, 01:16 AM (EST)
 
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"Be the Amazing Racer 12 Finale " |
OK, OK...um...Have I got everything? Lessee...Big mat? Check. Native Greeter? No. Ack! *searches for Greeter* No wait, that's OK...we don't get one of those for the Grand Finale. *whew* 8 pairs of losers? Check. Oh, please, people, don't get all offended. You didn't win, did you? I'm just getting word that our winners are on their way right now. Everybody slap on a smile and applaud. Yes, you too, Jen. It's in your contract. TK and Rachel! You are the official winners of the Amazing Race! The million dollars is yours. Give us your mellow words of wisdom. Ron and Christina: Congratulations on finishing the Race! Did Ron's hernia affect your performance on the glacier? Let's all take a break. We've got a couple hours to go before Nick and Don get here. Apparently, Nick got lost on the way to the platform at the Roadblock. Honestly, he's a pilot. You wouldn't figure he'd have such a bad sense of direction. Here we go...fake smiles on, people! Nick and Don! Well, you finished, finally. Don! You're the oldest person to finish the Race. Woo. I think I liked this streamlined Race with only 2 non-eliminations. Though we *did* say there would be zero non-eliminations. And the Speed Bump was a cool addition. I never really did like mugging people at the Mat. I keep having flashbacks of the Paolos with their underwear on over their clothes. *shudder* Well, off to film another version of No Opportunity Wasted. Maybe we'll sell a franchise in Fiji this time. 
HEY! You there! You read this thread all season and didn't post. This is your last chance! Pick someone or something and make your comment. How about the cleaner guy at the Roadblock? Or one of the crabs at the Detour? A big thank-you to everyone who played this season. It's fun because you make it fun. Please post your character's final thoughts here! Kynt - beau_30
Vyxsin - bystander Jennifer - NanaWolf
Nathan - Ontheroadagain Kate - smokeysmom
Pat - Denalio Ronald - Peetah
Christina - MissMyth Shana - warp core breach
Jennifer - Azaria - cahaya
Hendekea - ARNutz Lorena - Cwazy Wabbit
Jason - Max Headroom Nicolas - mikey
Donald - Cygnus X1 Ari - mrc
Staella - Denalio Marianna - Cyndimaus
Julia - jbug Rachel - qwertypie
TK - dragonflies The Native Greeter - Molaholic
Magilla - dabo foonermints - Travelocity Gnome, Bruce's Intestine (or something. I think.)
Phil’s Golf Equipment - mrc Phil’s Turtleneck – moonbaby
emydi – J&N’s Broken Ass Sunny Bunny – Braying Donkey, Elephant
mattben – Customs Man mjames1229 – A Local
Cabbie – Max Headroom Cygnus XI – Ronald’s Hernia
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-08, 09:17 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12 Finale " |
WTF! I really didn't get a lot of face-time at the finish line! The camera kept going to those two old bat, gay, preacher ladies with their really bad hair. Hey Rachel, mind if I give you a call sometime? You're my new best friend! We can go shopping on Rodeo Drive. Now that you're a millionaire let me introduce you to some dry hair treatments and a new wardrobe and of course, I'll pick up a few little somethings for me. What? Who's Jen? I don't know any Jen. 
Thanks for hosting this again, Seana. Can't wait until the next round.
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-08, 12:17 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12 Finale " |
Seana, thanks for running this! I had fun.Congrats TK and Rachel. You ran a good race. Congrats Don and Nick for finishing. The reason we lost? What it came down to was my lack of upperbody strength and trouble with memory recall. Dad's carping and his hernia were a non issue in this last leg. Sorry Hernia, you'll have to make do with a Walmart truss. But thanks for all your help. I think it due to your influence that Dad was finally able to say "I love you" and really mean it. I guess I'll have to pay off the student loans for my high-falutin' education the old fashioned way. Dad, I'm glad we got to run this race together. This last leg was so much fun, what with us being really supportive of each other and all. You had a lot of chances to yell at me and you refrained. (Or, if you did, it was edited out.) So anyway, yay us!!! 
On a personal note, I think this puzzle challenge was the hardest I've ever seen. Much harder than putting country shapes on a map, or country flags in order.
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Peetah 334 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-08, 11:21 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12 Finale " |
Daughter, I am just glad race is over. Now my hernia can mend. We are huggy. Let me tell you for first time meaning it: I love you!...except! How could you not know that three animal by-products, two things with wheels, object like stick, things to take at pitstop mat, etc, etc *not* mean final solution earlier? If only I had taught you real truth of things earlier and competitive spirit. We could have washed those boogers in your bones out sooner like when you sneakily convinced desk clerk to lie about tickets! Why you not show all I have taught you. You made $950,000 mistake! You are lucky you live in Washington, DC, and not Washington state! It was not your heavy weight but the fat in your brain that kept me from retiring sooner and you are always like your mother! She has mucus in her muscles....  
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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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01-21-08, 03:57 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12 Finale " |
LAST EDITED ON 01-21-08 AT 05:59 PM (EST)*approaches supposed finish line* *hears crickets* Where'd everybody go? I mean, I know Nick's still back at the Roadblock, but . . . 
*I* of all people knew what the pole was for.
ETA: Another great jaerb, Seana *chooms* and everyone!
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Ontheroadagain 923 desperate attention whore postings
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01-24-08, 09:14 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12 Finale " |
First off, thanks Seana for letting us all vent.Second, Jen, if you ran with TK, you'd still be trying to figure out that puzzle at the end, all these months later. The reason, because your just not that smart. But then, I'm an idiot too, so I guess we're made for each other. Let's hope we disappear completely from existence and never get on another reality show. 
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NanaWolf 44 desperate attention whore postings
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01-25-08, 08:03 AM (EST)
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22. "RE: Be the Amazing Racer 12 Finale " |
>Second, Jen, if you ran with
>TK, you'd still be trying
>to figure out that puzzle
>at the end, all these
>months later. The reason, because
>your just not that smart.
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The only stupid thing I did on this race was have you as a partner. I may not be book smart but I do have an innate ability to understand people. I'm just a people person.>But then, I'm an idiot. TRUE >
>Let's hope we disappear completely from
>existence and never get on
>another reality show.
> Hey baby, now that I'm so famous, I think we should capitalize on our high popularity ratings. Maybe we could do a reality TV show for America's Next Sweet Girl Next Door Cheerleader? Love you Baby.
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