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"Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread."
Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 07:58 PM (EST)
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"Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Let's contain our pain and agony here until it is unleashed upon the West Coast
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 08:00 PM (EST)
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1. "Is it a bad sign" |
when they have to tell you that you can't sing with gum in your mouth?The blood coming out of my ears spelled out yes.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 08:11 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
As I keep talking to myself So how long until we see a good audition. No amount of water will cure that voice sweetie. I've heard people sing when they are sick and I've still been able to tell the good singers. I'm glad your son likes your singing.
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frodis 4442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-17-07, 08:13 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Wasn't this blonde girl, Darwin, on last season? She seems familiar. She's scary.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 08:16 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
I don't remember. But that might be just the brain trying to protect me from the trauma.Who am I, why am I here, what are these people doing on my TV?
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frodis 4442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-17-07, 08:19 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
You're lucky, if that's the case. I think my brain is holding something against me.So Darwin, and her mom. Nevermind that a good foundation garment would do wonders for her. I don't understand why she was talking. . . so. . . slowly. . .
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 08:22 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Some times your joie de vivre and elan are so fulsome that they get in the way of each...and...every...word...you...speak.Damn I'd hate to see what that pair looked like when they were depressed. Speaking of pairs some supportive undewear would not be a bad idea.
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FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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01-17-07, 08:24 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Painful. The circus must be in town. Seriously. Oh wait...who's this guy? American Idol - the ultimate in 'people watching'
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01-17-07, 08:51 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
I, too, found her strangely familiar.And the bazoombas on that girl...HOLY MOLY. Talk about back problems.... geekboy
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01-17-07, 08:14 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Just checking in to say hi to all of you (i.e., Snidget). I'll be able to join you in your quest for pain, suffering, and bleeding eardrums in about 12 hours or so.
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FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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01-17-07, 08:28 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
LAST EDITED ON 01-17-07 AT 09:03 PM (EST)They have to be paying these people. Sunburned girl called herself fluffy. ETA: I never saw last comic standing (seriously). i really think some of these people have been paid. Why does watching this hurt so bad?
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 08:31 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Is this when the jump the shark? I mean that joke is recycled from Last Comic Standing.If it hurts you haven't had enough adult beverages, yet.
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frodis 4442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-17-07, 08:31 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
She didn't sing very well, but I liked her. At least she was realistic about the fact that her audition was bad. There are a lot of people with stand-up hair in Seattle. You'd think the rain would make that difficult, but it seems that a lot of people have managed the defy follicular gravity.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 08:29 PM (EST)
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10. "Is that" |
Sunburn or pink netting?Wait, she can at least hear when she is bad! Who let her in. AT least the dog is cute. What is that on her boyfriend's head?
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frodis 4442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-17-07, 08:38 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Well, they're certainly giving us enough time to comment with a commercial every other contestant or so. Yeesh.Spikey beatbox guy. Meh. I think it's fine that they let him through but I don't see him lasting very long.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 08:47 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Sister was OK.Bro sings Stevie better than most of the idols do with music during the elimination shows.
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geekboy 1788 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser"
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01-17-07, 08:50 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
LOVED LOVED LOVED LOVED the brother.First definate STAND OUT of the season for me, at least. Looking forward to him, and the sibling rivalry in Hollywood. geekboy
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 10:05 AM (EST)
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54. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
love love loved the brother. The sister was good but he was way better. It kind of irritated me that he seemed to believe his sister was better until they told him that he's better. The look she had when he wouldn't say who they thought was better was frightening. Poor boy. I'd like to see him make the finals and her get cut before the final 24.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 08:56 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Zitsmond? The unfortunately named young man. Dear lord please tell me that kid has something special between those looks and that name...yikes. Unchained melody, that is a trainwreck waiting to happen. And then he ope'd his mouth...gack.
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FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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01-17-07, 08:57 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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frodis 4442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-17-07, 08:58 PM (EST)
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20. "Softward nerd guy" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-17-07 AT 08:59 PM (EST)If they hadn't shown this guy in previews, I'd still be scared for this audition. He's just giving us too much fodder. The high notes made him sound like he was trying to lay an egg. His coworkers, who encouraged him to audition, must not like him much. He needs to stop. Please. Oops. Softward?
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:00 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Softward nerd guy" |
He thinks the tape make scare him? It sure scared me.
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FlowerChild 1168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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01-17-07, 09:00 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Softward nerd guy" |
Simon might be onto something....maybe he isn't human. Blink dude. Blink.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:01 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Softward nerd guy" |
Softward may be an unintended word, but it fits him so well.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 10:32 AM (EST)
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57. "RE: Softward nerd guy" |
Are you talking about the Unchained Melody guy? I felt horrible watching them beat him down. That was not fun for me.
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 11:10 AM (EST)
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62. "RE: Softward nerd guy" |
It wasn't fun for me either. I truly felt bad for this kid who is obviously completely in the no-know. Isn't it "bourbon"?
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:03 PM (EST)
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24. "Giggle" |
Playing Bad Day for the Simon's Day retrospective tape.
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01-17-07, 09:15 PM (EST)
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25. "Kenneth the bush baby" |
Simon wasn't wrong with this comparison.
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01-17-07, 09:15 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Bush baby? oh lord, crack baby and now bush baby. Nice friendship though
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:16 PM (EST)
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27. "Uh Oh." |
Am the only on still alive?Kenneth did look a bit like a cross between a lemur and Lukas from Rock Star. He sang more like the lemur, unfortunately.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:20 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Uh Oh." |
I however am not: I am also the world's worst photo editor.
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01-18-07, 08:10 AM (EST)
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49. "Glow is " |
gonna get ya!He looks more like Gollum.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 10:02 AM (EST)
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53. "RE: Uh Oh." |
oh no you did not
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 11:04 AM (EST)
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60. "INCOMING!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-18-07 AT 11:04 AM (EST)Holey carp!!! ETA: remarkable restraint from Glowie.
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frodis 4442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-17-07, 09:20 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Uh Oh." |
As tempted as I am by this show, I haven't pulled the trigger yet.Kenneth was bad. But I'm glad they were fairly nice to his flower-shirted friend. I think he changed keys 5 or 6 times during his rendition of "God Bless America." At least they each found a best friend. "Idol. Bringing folks together." Awwww.
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Buggy 5089 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-22-07, 09:21 AM (EST)
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68. "Lemur and Flower shirt" |
Kenneth and his friend were just on the Today Show talking about how mean Simon was to them, how they should have moved on the the next level, and how now they are gonna be famous because Simon dissed them.They both claimed to be fans of the show, and yet said they'd never seen Simon be mean like that.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:21 PM (EST)
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31. "Bush baby and crack baby" |
That and the lemur comment are all kinds of wrong. Funny wrong, though. Did anyone catch Simon's comments about the Hawaiian shirt guy borrowing Randy's pants? Arkie butters my popcorn.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:23 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Bush baby and crack baby" |
Yep, I caught that.
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 08:07 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: Bush baby and crack baby" |
That guy looked right up your alley there Coco dear! All of the nerds were out tonight singing for you!I think the guy looked like Gollum.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:24 PM (EST)
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33. "Taylor clone alert" |
*DIVE....DIVE*
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01-17-07, 09:26 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
up next - taylor gay-hicksthis is so going to suck
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:27 PM (EST)
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35. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Wow, security is called to keep him away from the hair.I guess they take that terrorist-gel alert thing seriously on the idol set.
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:28 PM (EST)
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37. "Bingo" |
Suckage. What a dipshit. He sang like I sing; not good. Arkie butters my popcorn.
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frodis 4442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-17-07, 09:27 PM (EST)
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36. "Taylor II the Soul Twist Train" |
He shouldn't have admitted to not being drunk. Did anyone notice that his age was listed as "28???"
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Maroonclown 5829 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:28 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Anna is stunning
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 09:58 AM (EST)
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52. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
help me out. Who's Anna?
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 10:10 AM (EST)
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55. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
I think that is the name of the really tall girl.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 10:28 AM (EST)
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56. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
ah. Okay. Do we need another screamer? I mean, can she SING? Why didn't they ask her to try?
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:29 PM (EST)
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39. "Extra Tall Girl" |
At least she's got some pipes on her.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:32 PM (EST)
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41. "RE: Extra Tall Girl" |
I bet she's never heard that before {/sarcasm}
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:43 PM (EST)
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42. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Extra Sweet Girl.I liked here. Uh.Oh sounds like the scariest seattle audition of all is coming up *eek*
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frodis 4442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-17-07, 09:45 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
I liked her too. I wouldn't have guessed that she's only 16. I haven't seen his audition yet and I'm already afraid that I'm going to have nightmares about the upcoming "big red" guy. Yikes.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 09:49 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Hold me, I'm scared.EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!! I think my head is going to explode *GACK*
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frodis 4442 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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01-17-07, 09:54 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
At least he's cooler than Carrot Top.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-17-07, 10:05 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Yeah, well that isn't saying much.You gotta work really really hard to be less cool than Carrot Top.
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 08:09 AM (EST)
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48. "I really dig" |
That pony tail he was sportin'.Think that is what John Stevens is looking like now?
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01-18-07, 11:06 AM (EST)
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61. "RE: I really dig" |
*coffee nose douche* Ouch. Dammit.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 09:49 AM (EST)
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51. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Yep, it is one thing to ask to try a different song, but really, when they tell you to stop and their body language indicates they are in pain, assaulting them with more notes of horror is not going to change their minds.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 10:52 AM (EST)
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58. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
You mean the daughter of Phillippi Sparks? She seemed very trained so I googled. Here's her wiki page.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 11:30 AM (EST)
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65. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Yep, she was one that I would bet had a fair amount of singing/performing experience.A lot of kids aren't into their full voice at 16 (a few are) but it would be really rare to have one's talent at that level (at any age) that well developed without some sort of training or experience.
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01-18-07, 11:16 AM (EST)
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64. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
I'd like to revisit last night for a second and ask if anyone else was horrified that the dude dressed up as Captain Patriotic was a cop? He had auditioned last year in his uniform.He seemed downright whacky. Yup, give that man a gun and a badge.
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-18-07, 02:15 PM (EST)
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66. "RE: Weds. Jan 17 Audition Show East Coast Thread." |
Beatboxin' Blake
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01-18-07, 07:25 PM (EST)
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67. "The other door..." |
*snort* Anybody get a count on how many times that was said?Last night's show gave me gigglepants. Please forgive me. My favorite? Whatshername that needed some support. Both from her Mom and a bra. *shudder*
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